• daphne'? @hoboulis
dear men, what's stopping you from looking like this?
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    • Well for one I’m Black
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    • But if I posted a woman I found attractive and captioned it “dear ladies, why don’t you look like this”.... ah shit: sexist blah blah
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    • Right, cause we as men choose exactly what our faces look like
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    • Im not asian.
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    • What in the god damn? What’s stopping you from looking like young Betty white?
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    • I’m not Asian, rich, or gay
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    • Asian men look so fragile and feminine. Wonder why
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    • I'm white
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    • Asian I am not
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    • Im not asian
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    • They have the face of a 12 year old girl
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    • I'm sorry I dont look like a fucking girl. I have enough testosterone to inflate a gorillas nut sack
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    • Im not an asian lesbian for starters
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    • I like women
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    • Why do women like femboys? What happened to liking masculine dudes? Most "eBoys" look like they can't even lift the bar itself...
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    • T E S T O S T E R O N E
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    • Too much testosterone had me looking like Hagrid with depression.
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    • I mean, I'm not Asian...
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    • This is the same type of fucking girl who will complain about men body shaming them. Fucking hell
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    • Ladys, what's stopping you from looking like scarlett Johansson??
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    • I’m black
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    • Functional testicles
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    • I ain't gay
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    • I'm not asian and I don't eat soy
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    • I'd rather be ugly than look like a sissy Asian twink
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    • Actual penis’ you can see
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    • I am of southern American descent, my ancestors were likely of indigenous and European Spanish ethnicity, It is not within my biological capacity to look like that
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    • Race and masculinity
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    • I'm a nigga.
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    • I dont have money for plastic to be poured into my face :/
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    • Melatonin?
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    • Being white
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    • They dont have a single bit of testosterone in their whole body
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    • Dear women, what stops you from looking like my fat fucking nuts
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    • I’m black...
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    • Well for one I'm Indian with a lot of body hair. And I also wanna be strong like physically not some fragile flower boy.
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    • I'm a fat fucking Mexican
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    • If a man said this to women though...
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    • My dignity
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    • Im not Asian
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    • Korean’s keep the same skin they had when they were babies
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    • Wait what are we trying to achieve here
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    • Black people be like bruh
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    • I’m not Asian... or gay for that matter
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    • I’m not a fucking soy boy so don’t expect me to look like this
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    • I don't kiss other niggas
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    • I'm allergic to plastic
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    • Well I’m not Asian so I’m afraid I’ve already failed
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    • I find it funny that these guys are all mad like "I'm not a gay little Asian" but the funny part is, when the "gay little asians" are 70, they'll look 30. They also most likely have a degree, or they've spent their lives developing a talent instead of looking at memes all day.
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    • Muscles
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    • Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch
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    • the fact that I'm a 32 year old Irish/Spanish/Aztec male.
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    • I'm a fat fuck ginger
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    • Not being a fucking kpop stan
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    • I have quite the cute little nose, slender girl fingers and all that, so where are all the closet lesbos at?
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    • Race
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    • In other words Testosterone
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    • Sorry I have a big dong :(
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    • I don't wear makeup
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    • Money for a suit, being Asian, having good hair
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    • I am a man so I look like a man. Those look like delicate girls with short hair cuts.
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    • Testosterone.
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    • I’m fucking obese
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    • Like a feminine man?
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    • Testosterone
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    • Fr these girls wanna date feminine men, they’re basically a dike couple
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    • I dont eat bats
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    • It's called distraction. Look up at my face instead of my indented crotch.
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    • I am white
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    • Dear women why do you look like this
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    • Race
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    • Women only say they like this look until you do it then they make fun of you for attempting to look nice
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    • Ah racism
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    • What's stopping me you say? Well I'm not Asian.
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    • Eyes that can see properly
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    • I like fem boys and masc boys but most of all I like nice boys who don’t propose a 3 some as soon as I say I’m bi :)
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    • My testosterone is through the roof that’s why
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    • Lol you guys fragile af. They don't even look feminine to me
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    • I want to be taken seriously
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    • 20 "I'm not asian"s in a row! New record. Someone beat it!
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    • Asian men are so sexy to me. I know this is an unpopular opinion, but everybody has their taste, and shouldn’t put other people down for having a taste different their theirs.
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    • I look like that. Still no one likes me tho lmao
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    • Race
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    • tbh some boyband in korea look prettier than korean girl itself
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    • I like men
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    • The right women don’t care how you look. It’s how you take care of yourself.
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    • What's stopping you from having massive aneko tits
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    • Testosterone
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    • My pussy isn’t sideways
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    • I’m trying to be swole
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    • I got a bad case of melanin
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    • gotta love the double standard here. if a guy posts “what’s stopping you ladies from looking like fucking young Jen Aniston” is women flip out and cry sexism. gotta practice what we preach, no one chooses what to look like dumbass
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    • Funny thing is the guys saying testosterone are actually right lol
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    • Uhh.. Not every dude is asian. And not every asian is a kpop Idol
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    • Not really Asian.. more like, Mexican
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    • Lol it’s called testosterone, but ya.
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    • I’m a Caucasian male
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    • Genetics, lack of funds for plastic surgery, not enough hair, not the right color of hair, lack of funds to dye my hair, not being asian, lack of funds to implant 13 asian organs from different types Asians to find out which asian I am most compatible with, not the right eye color, and poor
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    • I'm not a que.er Asian twink
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