• Damien 33
I recently broke up with my wife because
She doesn't know how I like my coffee
I like my coffee the same way I lik"
my women
Without other people's dick in it.
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    • So she was putting other people’s dicks in your coffee??
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    • So... without cream?
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    • Broke up with your wife 🤔
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    • Like this comment for nudes
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    • I like my women the way I like my coffee. I prefer tea.
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    • One time I was in a deep hole and I only had my boyfriend and my best friend. Seriously down on my luck in life. I said to my friend that I wanted a cup of coffee and he was like you dont like coffee, it upset me unreasonably and I told my bf and he was like but you dont. I drink coffee every day
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    • It's funny because he meant to imply that she was cheating, but what he's really saying is she put dicks in his coffee.
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    • Who tf sets their range to over 100? And who tf uses km, ya commie bastards?!?!
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    • So you like your coffee without the cream then?
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    • Lol u married a whore
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    • ground up and in the freezer
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    • That was extremely funny
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    • She put her dick in your coffee? Hate when that happens
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    • So... without cum?
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    • Does this mean his wife was putting others dudes dicks in his coffee lol
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    • So long story short, your coffee had a ton of dicks in it and you broke up with your girlfriend over that?
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    • Raise your hand if you put your dick in coffee..
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    • I like my women like I like my coffee, liquid form.
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    • Sorry that's my fetish. With coffee, not women of course. I'm not crazy.
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    • Broke up? You mean Divorce, its marriage not dating
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    • I like my coffee how I like my women. Blondes with perky tits
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    • I see we have the same taste in women
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    • Damien means demon in Latin
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    • I thought he was gonna say black
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    • That’s a great reason. Never mind the cheating
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    • His wife put her dick in his coffee, yucky
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    • F for the king
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    • Ground up and in the freezer.
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    • F.
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    • this is so overused
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    • Oof level max.
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    • Dark and bitter😂
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    • This is true I was there, I was the dixk
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    • I need to listen to new music, any suggestions?
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    • So without cream?
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    • content not available more
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    • What the fuck
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    • Hey boys I know I am grifting but if some of you could check out my YouTube channel tMParagon I would appreciate any support or feedback on my videos that you guys can give me
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    • Is any girl wiling to send nudes? I'ma guy add my snap: glowing_grandma (I send nudes back 😘)
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    • The logic doesn't make sense for what I assume he was trying to say. He didn't say his wife had someone else's dick in her... just that she didn't know he likes his coffee without dick in it. Just... had to point that out....
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    • Ahh, yes, stolen and over used joke. 10/10, amazing job.
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    • EvelynHoper
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    • Your wife stuck her dick in your coffee? Damn bro that's crazy!
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    • 1. Screw that cheating whore. 2. Your statement implies that you drink your coffee after having dipped your own dick in it...
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    • I like my men how I like my coffee, with a big dick in it
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    • Same, and same name but mine is Damian
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    • I like my coffee how I like my women. Sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer
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    • Yea Jesus I like my coffee with my own dick in it
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    • I like my women the way I like my coffee; I love anal sex
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    • So he puts his own dick in his coffee, good to know
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    • You don't break up with your wife lol. You divorce your wife.
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    • Same, i dont want "other" peoples dick in my coffee 😉
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    • That’s gay
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    • Dang
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    • "broke up with my wife"
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    • Left swipe
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    • You be putting your own dick in your coffee then ?
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    • So he puts his own dick in it
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    • The OOF size is set to max
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    • Not gonna lie has us in the first half
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    • So he only puts his dick in coffee... still pretty weird bro
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    • This actually implies she brought him a coffee and he could taste the dick in it, which also implies he knows the taste of dick
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    • i would leave my wife too if she kept putting a d*ck in my coffee
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    • They had us in the first have not gonna lie
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    • Damn you had me the first half...
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    • I think he means Divorced his wife
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    • Idk, dick coffee is pretty nice
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    • As someone who's name is also Damien I got so fucking confused lol
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    • Figger
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    • lol this guy is a pussy
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    • I like my women like I like my coffee, stuffed in a burlap sack and smuggled illegally into the country.
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    • Hey man, don't knock it till you try it
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    • Ah, a 50's man I see.
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    • 123 KM!!!???? How desperate was the OPs tinder
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    • Fuck man dat sucks
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    • Hi and welcome back to EmKay, its Damien, and today were looking at r/Wooooooosh
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    • That is a left swipe bio
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    • So your wife put someone else's dick in your coffee? That's fucked up bro
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    • I like my women how I like my coffee too.. tall, tan, sweet, and hovering somewhere around 98 degrees Fahrenheit
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    • Lmfao
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    • So you only like your dick in your coffee
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    • So if she put his own dick in coffee it would be fine?
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    • Bruh my name's Damien nobody spells their name like it
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