• DADDY!! DADDY! MY WATCH
STOPPED!!
Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
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    • Did anyone else wanna fuck their crush while they stopped time or was that just me.
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    • To the people who are confused, it’s okay. You’re just retarded
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    • Whoever likes my comment gets my noods🐵 have your DMs open
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    • You fuckers liking a thots comment thinking you will get there nudes.
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    • Next you will say "Za Warudo".
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    • Like this comment so there are no fucking porn comments and whores at the top, they will be at the bottom where they belong to wail and cry in the pit of darkness.
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    • Runs to the no no juice jar and starts chugging
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    • What a good dad
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    • Is that a Jojo reference
      mpro33 1 jul
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    • Okabe my watch isn’t working
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    • brony 2 jul
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    • I always wished I could stop time and just get super ripped during the stopped time so when i take off my shirt it looks like some amazing cgi where i go from fat to ripped in 2 seconds
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    • Oh god oh fuck its Dio
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    • Dammit Dio!
      Boat_Man 1 jul
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    • I got some serious Calvin and hopes vibes right there
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    • Za Warudo!
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    • Za warudo
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    • Next day the mother fucker was dead
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    • In California, you can get a ticket if you’re driving too slow.
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    • Haha, fucking idiot
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    • "Oh no! I just wound you."
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    • Time freeze like so others can get the joke
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    • This is OLD but funny af, I remember seeing this comic on the old Cyanide and Happiness app.
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    • Footage 1 jul
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    • Then they fucked
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    • Za warudo
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    • Little man should be thankful he has this ability once he’s in middleschool or high school in front of the ladies 😩
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    • When I was younger I wanted to stop time so I could stop the bad guys and help every hostage escape.
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    • "My watch stopped" Stein's;Gate flashbacks
      Cirrus 2 jul
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    • I like it how the dad keep that same smiling on his face
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    • Za Waru[REDACTED]
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    • I want to try this one day
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    • Who read "Daddy daddy" in the voice from Story From North America? ("Daddy daddy daddy hurry. I saw something scurry... ")
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    • Quantum break: the early years
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    • There will never be a way for me to unstub my toe
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    • Little one time is no more
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    • wow these really do still get featured
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    • That's so cute honestly
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    • I would do the exact same thing
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    • Took me a good minute 😂
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    • Lmao that’s a pretty good joke to mess with a kid
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      Kurjao 3 jul
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    • I did this to my little cousin his watches stopped and for some reason me, my dad, and my uncle all did the exact same thing with out saying anything to each other, it was going fine, he was freaking out while we were all trying not to laugh until my mom walked in
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    • Will send my dick pics, you’re gonna lose your phone because I’m a minor lmao
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    • Everyone is like “hehe jojo time stop” I’m out here thinking Steins Gate
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    • good thing he didn't fart on him, step on his toes, steal his wallet, or anything like I would.
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    • If time froze tbh id try and sleep for as long as I could cause being able to sleep while nothing is out to get you feels like heaven.
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    • See the meme was nice but the retards saying dio and shit make it stupid
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    • It would be pretty terrifying if everything stopped except you
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    • He never moved
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    • Your next line will be “Za Warudo”
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    • At least you have time now
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    • I have a old seiko from my grandfather that works like this
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