Dad: *pumping gas*
Mom: The smell of this gas is giving me a headache
Me in the back seat:
TheBoss420 TheBoss420
5 mar
Dad: *pumping gas* Mom: The smell of this gas is giving me a headache Me in the back seat:
dogs when they see another dog
Your butt is magnificent.
Develop Develop
22 sep 2020
dogs when they see another dog Your butt is magnificent.
Me in the mirror vs me in photos
Raspberryz Raspberryz
3 mar
Me in the mirror vs me in photos
CAT SLEEPING POSITIONS
"THE BUTT SHELTER" "SPINAL CAVE"
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
CAT SLEEPING POSITIONS "THE BUTT SHELTER" "SPINAL CAVE"
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Uncle_Roger Uncle_Roger
25 sep 2020
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WHEN THE ABORTION PILL HITS YOU AND YOU START SEEING THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
WHEN THE ABORTION PILL HITS YOU AND YOU START SEEING THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
My new favorite Photoshop genre:
Horror movie screams, but with steaming hot pizza.
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
15 oct 2020
My new favorite Photoshop genre: Horror movie screams, but with steaming hot pizza.
Why are men like cars?
Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
Why are men like cars? Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
I hate eating around kids. U know they bout to beg when they start looking at you like this
I hate eating around kids. U know they bout to beg when they start looking at you like this
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
SenoirConsuela SenoirConsuela
17 feb
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
JudgementalRooster
28 dec 2020
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating.
Belcalis
Almanzar
Bacardi Bacardi
14 dec 2020
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating. Belcalis Almanzar
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
LaMadrina LaMadrina
24 oct 2020
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
Pennsylvania school district threatening to put kids in foster care if their parents can't pay for their lunches
Everyone disliked that.
CykaGamburger
23 sep 2020
Pennsylvania school district threatening to put kids in foster care if their parents can't pay for their lunches Everyone disliked that.
When you answer more than
10.000 pss pss pss's in a row and unlock the golden skin
th:
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
When you answer more than 10.000 pss pss pss's in a row and unlock the golden skin th:
me sliding the straw in and
out of a McDonald's cup
SarahWhyTho SarahWhyTho
3 mar
me sliding the straw in and out of a McDonald's cup
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole."
Willem Dafoe -
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole." Willem Dafoe -