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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a
prison wall.
thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
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    • A psychic dwarf escaped the prison! There is a small medium at large!
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    • For the first time, he’s at large
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    • you know who else is a little condescending?
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      Autauga 8 aug
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    • Reminds me of: “What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?” a condescending con descending
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    • :)
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    • Silly people, everyone knows dwarfs can’t go to prison because they are protected by the “LepperCON Law” stating that they are not capable of committing crimes!
      MemeSir 8 aug
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    • Read it and swiped past it, but came back when it hit
      brut82 8 aug
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    • I dislike this but like it at the same time
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    • Once a midget fortune teller got into a police chase after commiting a crime. The news that evening read: "There is a small medium at large"
      idahawk8 8 aug
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    • And then he got sniped from the guard tower.
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    • Have you ever thought about what the edge of the universe looks like?
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    • The wall must be small then
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    • I didn’t see the prison part and I was like That’s pretty messed up to say all dwarves are cons
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    • You.....you motherfucker....that was begrudgingly hilarious
      Arthur31 8 aug
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    • Hello? Pun police? Yes... I'm still on hold.
      JimDude 8 aug
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    • If he was psychic he’d be a small medium at large
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    • A mystic dwarf escaped from prison. The call went out that there was a small medium at large
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    • Chrrrrrist
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    • This.... this is it.... the perfect joke
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      Clincots 8 aug
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    • You motherfucker
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    • I'm at one of my daughters ball games and this made me spit out my Gatorade on the woman in front of me. Damn it😂
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    • I hate how much this made me laugh
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    • :)
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    • I'm retarded, whats the joke
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    • What a low joke
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    • Bad joke. If he was actually being condescending it would be good
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    • Why does it have to be a dwarf. A con is any prisoner so you could have just said prisoner I don’t know why dwarf had to be involved
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    • Ik Ik I’m a dense motherfucker can someone explain this to me
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    • He's gotta go blacksmith, yo.
      Naruxma 11 aug
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    • Ha, little con descending
      Angel 11 aug
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    • Torbjorn
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    • I found a midget in a pond call that nigga a small fry
      Cropshit 11 aug
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    • P U N
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    • Trash
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    • What do you call a snobish thief going down a flight of stairs. A condescending con descending
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    • What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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    • this reminds me of the joke "what do you call a physic midget who escaped from prison" a small medium at large. hahahah
      madi__ 10 aug
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    • And the psychic midget that was with him is still missing. That’s right, he’s a small medium at large.
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    • A dwarf who was a mystic escapes from a prison, the call goes out that there is a small medium at large
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    • If I could reach my knees I'd slap em
      OhnoBabe 10 aug
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    • Get out
      Incadence 10 aug
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    • Fuck that’s good
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    • And if he was a psychic he’s a small medium at large.
      Zeb06 10 aug
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    • First post in 4 that I didn’t get stick bugged
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    • This isn’t funny
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    • Incorrect phrase
      Uger 9 aug
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    • What do you call a prisoner with a superiority complex walking down the stairs, a condescending con descending
      Stuxx 9 aug
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    • shut the fuck up
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    • then he snapped your neck
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    • ROOCIS 9 aug
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    • Best dad joke I’ve ever read. I’m gonna impregnate a chick so I can use this
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    • *knee slap*
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    • He was 3 steps ahead to their 1
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    • Dwarves can be 5 feet tall
      BenSande 9 aug
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    • DwightKurtSchrutethe3rd
      You're supposed to say he's a snobbish criminal dwarf so then he'd be a little condescending little con descending
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    • I'll do you one better... What do you call an Escaped Criminal Who's walking down a flight of stairs, while sending snarky messages via Vulture? A Condor Sending Condescending Con Descending
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    • I first thought this was a D&D joke because Constitution modifiers and Dwarves but yeah
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    • Ha
      Pacman01 9 aug
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    • No that’s a gnome
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    • Lol
      ohdad85 9 aug
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    • *in a Rogol voice* They’re called squats.
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    • Nice
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    • Probably Fauci.
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    • -Slow clap-
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    • Maybe it was a minimum security prison
      vys12 8 aug
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    • I scrolled about eight features before i got the joke well played
      za_fool_ 8 aug
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    • I wonder what a big condescending looks like
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    • I’m in the bathroom and I’m trying not to laugh
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    • Why did my username turn green? Does anybody know why that would be?
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    • What does an egg say when it's turnt up?
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    • Badum tss
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    • If a small psychic was escaping a prison would he be a small, medium at large?
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    • Cool
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    • Why does it have to be a dwarf?
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    • You stupid stupid motherfucker
      ElDeath 8 aug
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    • Took me a bit
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    • You best get outa here ya bigger
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    • Boo hiss, good one
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    • God dammit
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    • An arrogant man whose done time going downstairs is a condescending con descending.
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    • A condescending con descending
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    • You mean a leprechaun descending?😂😂😂
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    • Blocked
      Dog_Envy 8 aug
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    • Baddum tssss
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