Dad: *doesn't want a dog*
Family: *gets dog anyway*
Dad and the dog:
UPA_SmokierB UPA_SmokierB
20 sep 2020
Dad: *doesn't want a dog* Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and the dog:
When you were ready for
but they end up resolving it di di
King_Of_Potatoes King_Of_Potatoes
5 oct 2020
When you were ready for but they end up resolving it di di
if you ever feel like shit, just remember
Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3
Courtenay
wow, what the fuck
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
16 nov 2020
if you ever feel like shit, just remember Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3 Courtenay wow, what the fuck
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies*
Other caveman:
it
My ab vt
fragmentofme fragmentofme
7 jan 2021
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies* Other caveman: it My ab vt
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
12 year old
Tyler's so hot!
Tyler:
GovernorGirth GovernorGirth
27 jan
12 year old Tyler's so hot! Tyler:
The key to winning at pool is
Being able to focus on the balls
ruddy_snarkynerdist ruddy_snarkynerdist
23 oct 2020
The key to winning at pool is Being able to focus on the balls
"Everything has its time, and
- The Doctor
The End of the World
SybreedSoul SybreedSoul
10 aug 2020
"Everything has its time, and - The Doctor The End of the World
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the
iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap.
= aa
LovesTacos LovesTacos
26 sep 2020
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap. = aa
lay.
indy Aurum Cosplay.
led it
Na
lay. indy Aurum Cosplay. led it Na
RA well, their
shiaid cheuld months.
ErikaItsumi ErikaItsumi
27 sep 2020
RA well, their shiaid cheuld months.
Nobody
The weeknd:
Heller97 Heller97
7 jan 2021
Nobody The weeknd:
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Fucking stop quoting Star Wars the movies suck
It's treason then.
olin
AHOAo iAaD
It is only natural
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
28 sep 2020
Fucking stop quoting Star Wars the movies suck It's treason then. olin AHOAo iAaD It is only natural
When Sarah breaks up with you, but you still love hot sauce.
CourtneyChaos CourtneyChaos
1 may
When Sarah breaks up with you, but you still love hot sauce.
Stay Back to the Futmse mashups by Thinty
UrkelBot UrkelBot
1 may
Stay Back to the Futmse mashups by Thinty
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family"
Me:
bi
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family" Me: bi
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing
Is this the language of hot girls?
ABE
KUK
EF
Is this the language of hot girls? ABE KUK EF