• My 10 year old daughter just told me
this one. “What did the green grape
say to the purple grape?"
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    • What did the green grape say to the purple grape? “Really? Tears?”
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    • Raisins suck ass
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    • Meowna 23 may
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    • What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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    • OPEN WIDE KIDS! CAUSE IM GONNA GRAPE YA IN THE MOUTH!!!!!!
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    • I dont get it, looks like i need to ketchup on my food jokes
      DEZTREGA 23 may
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    • Harambe died on this day 3 years ago. Hit like to pay your respects #ripharambe
      munchys_ 28 may
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    • What did the grape say after he got stepped on? Nothing he just let out a little wine 🍷😭😂😂😂
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    • They did surgery on a grape
      Yatsuto 25 may
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    • they did do surgery on a grape
      VIadimir 25 may
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    • Beef jerky = meat rasin
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    • You raisin her ripe*
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    • What did the purple grape say to the green grape? “Im sorry, little one”
      Lilyee 23 may
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    • My son's joke....a man was released from prison and was so happy he was jumping around saying " I'm free I'm free" a little kid walks up and says " big deal I'm four"...lol
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    • REDDIT MOMENT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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    • I don’t get it.
      nathax1 25 may
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    • Why would you put fucking raisins in my god damn cookie? You know damn well they look like chocolate chips. That’s called entrapment and it’s illegal...
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    • *lowkey like raisins “yeah, f-fuck them little bastard “
      XYZKINGI 25 may
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    • What did the green grape say to the purple grape? “Get the fuck out of here man, the duck has been investigating all of the local lemonade stands, it isn’t safe here anymore”
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    • Yall heard of gan grape? Wait I put the space in the wrong place
      cabedey1 24 may
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    • Terrible feature
      Duck_596 23 may
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    • I don’t get it
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    • Reddit is fucking gay
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    • What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Ni-
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    • "I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you in the mouth!"
      GnarDab 23 may
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    • They did surgery on a grape years ago
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    • I have no idea what this means
      Shroomp 23 may
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    • What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "I'm sorry little one"
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    • As the purple grape took its last breath it let out a little wine..
      blkshp68 23 may
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    • Hahahhahaha
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    • Wait wait wait before you do anything else... iNigga
      Urbanxx 23 may
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    • I don’t get it
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    • Who remembers this from the last of us?
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    • Hahaha I'm absolutely fucking dying of cancer thanks iNigga
      fellatio 27 may
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    • What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Nothing, because grapes do not possess the ability to communicate
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    • They did surgery on a grape
      Zito6694 26 may
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    • Didn’t they do surgery on a grape?
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    • I don’t get it
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    • They did surgery on a grape
      Bjamn 24 may
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    • Im ashamed to say i dont get it and it was told by a 10 year old
      Jungler 24 may
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    • More believable than those who say "my 3 year old son"....stfu already Susan
      yeetdeez 24 may
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    • Your child stumbled upon a 2012 meme
      AshCat 23 may
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    • That’s a pretty DRY joke
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    • Honestly thought this was going to be a rape joke
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    • What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing. It just let out a little wine
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    • And both grapes started clapping
      Bukkaking 23 may
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    • Saw Detective Pikachu yesterday and the 2 kids in front of me got almost all the jokes, I was so proud too
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    • I don’t get it. Veggie tales?
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    • Ellie tells that joke in the suburbs section of The Last of Us.
      WisestFox 29 may
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    • thought they were talking about gamora and thanos for a sec
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    • Wine all you want, that was a good pun
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    • You’re saying it wrong. It’s “What did the grape say to the raisin?” Fucking dumbass
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    • Did I miss the punchline?
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    • I don’t get the first joke
      Oakll 27 may
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    • Wait until they start to WINE
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    • Lettuce not continue down this path of puns
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    • Cuz no air means you turn purple
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    • CYGNIUS 25 may
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    • Who else heard that shit from the last of us
      ArcticIII 24 may
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    • Purple grape replied "Then stop choking me, you sick bastard".
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    • Hell yeah fukncing pan cake...
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    • Stop the whining 🍾
      OG_Chewie 24 may
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    • I cant even read breathe right it my head
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    • Schrock 24 may
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    • guess she heard it through the grapevine
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    • I thought this was the pornhub comment section
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    • Guy at work told me this joke a week ago. I wanted to drop kick him
      ivanicoh 24 may
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    • I love me some rasinets
      Whanos 24 may
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    • le_lo I'm dead 😂
      Al_05 24 may
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    • Whoever chooses the features should be stripped of their power
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    • I don’t get it
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    • I’ve never laughed so little
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    • Gamora an thanos
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    • grape is short for gangrape
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    • Haha...
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    • Out next stand up comedian
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    • I could have sworn this was in a pornhub comment section
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    • They did surgery on a grape. I think it was the purple one.
      FLeone 23 may
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    • When you don't breathe you turn purple
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