• I have 1000 Mars bars in my
fridge and my mate has 1 in
his. I pressured him into giving
his to a homeless person. This
is how celeb charity appeals
work.
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    • Yep, celebrities are scum bags, who would have guessed
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    • How about Jeff Bezo’s asking for donations from the us to pay his employ wages! When around the same time he had 100 million lying around to donate to BLM, yeah fuck the elites, Amazon, and the government that cares oo so much about us
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    • “Aye bro you see where my other 999 Mars Bars went?”
      BlameGame 14 jul
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    • Why do people listen to actors, they're literally paid to be liars on screen, why wouldn't they use that talent to manipulate their fans to support their cause? If they can have their cake and eat it, they sure af will while looking like they care
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    • And the government with taxes
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    • Most celebrities that virtue signal are full of shit. They “hate the American system” and want to “get rid of the wall” and “get rid of the police”. They are rich because of Capitalism, they live behind huge walls, and they would be the first to call the cops if people came on their property.
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    • Celebrity culture is wack
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    • Anytime people wanna cry about misappropriated money I remind them the pentagon still has over 21 Trillion dollars, of tax payer money, missing.
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    • Or when Walmart wants me to donate a dollar for something
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    • A more accurate description is they have a thousand and you have 15 and you should both give 10
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    • Fuck Mars bars
      Fukitall 14 jul
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    • british people be like "mars bar"
      snorty 15 jul
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    • Except the celeb has a billion and gives away a million and the person has a thousand and gives away one who made the bigger difference
      Tooth 15 jul
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    • Well, technically, your analogy only works if the celebrity is asking you to give 100% of your money, since you just made your friend give 100% of his Mars bars. Really, a better analogy is: I have 10k bars. My friend has 100. I give 100 of mine away and ask him to give one of his away.
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    • Eat the rich
      Latikin 14 jul
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    • But what he didnt mention is the fact that he worked his ass off and used his natural talents or ingenuity to aquire said mars bars and his friend who is too lazy to aquire his own stash of mars bars is also lacking mental fortitude and caves under pressure thus being easily manipulated into giving
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    • Why the weird example?
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    • Be careful though cause the opposite works just the same. “I and 100 of my friends have 100 mars bars each, but I want this other guy that has 3,000 mars bars to give away half of his cause it’s his ‘responsibility’ ” when in reality your collective mars bars are at 10,000 vs his 3,000
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    • Do Mars bars even still exist?
      Dabbler 15 jul
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    • What do you mean I literally can't eat 1000 Mars Bars and other people need them?
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    • Shalom my semetic friend.
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    • However, while I don’t think it’s necessarily right, they aren’t just influencing the one person. That celebrity will probably cause thousands of people to donate, which is more helpful than whatever they can donate on their own
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    • You have a million friends with a few mars bars and you have 1000. Pushing them to action works better, though you should lead the way.
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    • The fuck is a mars bar? Is this some Canadian shit?
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    • Adult 14 jul
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    • “ two men are in a despute, one is a rich man of many flocks and heards, many vineyards and farms, the other has but one lamb raised as tho his only son, behold the rich man took the poor mans lamb and slew it as thou it was his, what shall be the punishment, o king david?, “a flock for the lamb”
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    • And thats a fact.
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    • And then they take credit for how influential they are in inspiring others to give.
      arsewhole 14 jul
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    • And he counts out his bars every hour
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    • Close, but it wouldn’t be your friend, it would be someone you’ve never met and don’t care about
      Lacrum 14 jul
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    • Homeless will turn away a Mars Bar. What a weird example
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    • more like if you give 10 mars bars and convince a million people to give .5, you have caused 500,010 mars bars to be given, which is much more than you or anyone else could have done alone.
      Ardence 15 jul
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    • Mars bar ok go away
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    • I still don’t know what a mars bar is
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    • Government
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    • But when I say the same thing about taxing the rich I get called a retard
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    • Eat the rich
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    • For rea!
      YET1MAN 14 jul
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    • I have a personal policy of refusing to donate at the request of a millionaire.
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    • A glorious revolution would do us just fine i would say
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    • Okay yes there are some celebs, that don’t do shit for donations as millionaires. But like the fact that people still go after celebs saying then need to donate more because they have money, even after they donate like a large amount all the time. Doesn’t make sense to me. Continued....
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    • You have 100 mars bars and your mate has 1. As a celebrity, you can spread a message to 10000 people, who even if less than half donate, it’s still more than you and your mate combined. That’s how it is supposed to work
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    • I mean it’s usually more about bringing overall awareness to an issue or organization and also they tend to make donations too I get where the post is coming from it’s just pretty inaccurate
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    • You people hate on celebritys no matter what and never take the time to actually think about qhat they're doing. They have more money than most others but they also donate more than most others. Or atleast some do. Also because they are well known and have the ability to round up supporters they can
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    • Ya know there are like way more regular people than celebrities right? They can still donate a small part of their that still may seem like a lot for us while regular people donate a a small amount of theirs, but if a lot of regular people donate it’ll be far more than what the “celebrity did”
      ynw_turts 15 jul
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    • What’s crazy is Republicans will talk shit about your friend for being a good person so they can suck off the super rich
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    • It really isnt. If they donate, and u donate theyve helped a cause.
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    • I can't think of any celebrity that could pressure someone to giving away 100% of what they own
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    • We should implement a wealth tax
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    • Incoming: "you aren't entitled to someone else's money" capitalism dick suckers
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    • Yes I give away every single penny to my name to people who need it.
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    • Exactly. Do you think your cute face in your million dollar home will pressure me to give money during a crisis HA
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    • Some celebs are broke, but thats mostly because of old pre-celebrity burdens they can't shake. But yeah, celebrities need to understand our differences.
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    • Charity at gunpoint isn’t charity (I’m looking at you democrats).
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    • defend the rich if you want, they don't care
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    • Republicunts but okay
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    • Ahh so this is who my math equations where talking about
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    • >walmart
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    • The only famous guys I've seen donate a shit-ton is Markiplier (he has merch in which ALL profits go to charities) and Jacksepticeye (donated 100k during his last charity livestream, not to mention all the other charity livestream he's done). All others suck ass.
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    • Why...why Mars bars though?...
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    • Who keeps Mars bars in the fridge?
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    • Kind of
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    • Now put them in cars and put the cars on Mars now you you have 1000 mars bars in cars on Mars
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    • Unpopular opinion: most homeless are just lazy fucks
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    • More like he asks to give one of your 100, and he gives 100000 of his one million.
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    • Yep except no
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    • wtf this was already liked by me? ive never been in collective? whats going on?
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    • Or perhaps the celebrities are satisfied with the amount they donate, which is still 10 or 100 times larger than what you'd ever donate. Any money at all to charities is great, but there is no obligation to give any money let alone most or all of yours
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    • I hate Mars bars
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    • And then brag to others people that you helped the homeless*. Forget that part. It's key
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    • Why would you refrigerate a Mars Bar
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    • You guys have mars bars??
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    • Once again, fuck the rich
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    • Fuckjn dweeb👆🏾
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    • I love you ifunny people fuckin dweebs abut its forever ya gknow pppws
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    • I started singing this to the funeral of fireflies then gormt real confused
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    • who keeps mars bars in the fridge
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    • Why are people with money expected to give their Money that they earned away
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    • Lol pressured 😂
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    • Choosing not to give what's yours to somebody else doesn't make you a bad person. Regardless, celebrity appeals benefit charities hugely. So why does it even matter?
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    • Just cut off the last part about celebrities. Good shitpost
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    • Lead by example
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    • I have 20 Mars bars in my fridge. I donate none to charity but tell everyone else that they should donate to others. I especially hate people who have more Mars bars than me because they're selfish and won't give me any. This is how the internet works.
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    • Do you need an analogy for this?
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    • I love this country, but god damn do I fucking hate this goverment. . .
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    • Some people make the world better WITHOUT reaching into my pocket.
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    • I don’t remember what exactly it was woth, but there was a letter signed by rich people asking a legislative body to tax them extra for covid-19 relief. They could just donate. There’s so many self aggrandizing and self loathing elites and it’s painful to see.
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    • Yeh...
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    • F*ck celebrities. They aren't even on the same field as most of the public. They can screw off in their mansions and take their pseudo-inspirational bullshit with them. Oh, and their "beliefs" too. Overpayed clowns.
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    • And that’s why I never donate to charity when walmart asks me to. Fuck the evil looks I get(very rarely). A multi-billion dollar corporation is not going to pressure me into donating anything.
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    • I’ll support charity streams, and that’s about it. Fuck celebrities who don’t give a cent, at least the streams are normally from people with huge platforms that donate tens of thousands themselves
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    • My y thing is why do we a still try acting like celebs are on some god complex and follow what they say. Fuck that
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    • Then you donate 5 bars and the whole population complains "that isnt even a quarter of what he could donate!"
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    • Exactly
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    • They also give money too but okay. Just because someone is rich doesn't mean they have to fix every problem on earth...
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    • https://ifunny.co/fun/5SeSM28p7 she's sending nudes to little kids
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    • Keanu tho at least
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    • Solid analogy. Only thing I’d change is you have 10,000 mars bars and you have 1,000 friends with 1. You convinced 1,000 to give their 1 and get praised for raising 1000 when you could of donated 2000 if it really bothered you that much, and then raised the 1000
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    • Imagine calling it mars bars
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