• Me to GF: So... wanna give me some head?
GF Uggg, maybe on your birthday.
Me at 12:01 AM on my birthday
I summon you to fulfill your oath
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    • Only blowjobs on birthdays? What a boring sex life
      Solflare 24 jun
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    • Me at 12:00 A.M. on my birthday:
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    • Yeah that's definitely a deal breaker. For those saying "JuSt BeCaUsE ShE WoNt Do HeAd??" Relationships are about sacrifice and compromise. If my gf wanted me to lick her ear cuz she likes it, even though im like wtf, I'm gonna fuckin lick her ear.
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    • See I don't get this. Like your a couple, a blow job isn't and shouldn't be withheld to once a year like wtf. As a woman I find this so stupid. And they are the same type to bitch about when men don't give them head gtfo
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    • She ain't the one bro
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    • Giving head fucking rules, there’s nothing like watching your man get into it and knowing you’re doing a good job. That said, you get what you give and vice versa
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    • Offered my bf head on his birthday, he wanted to nap on my tits...
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    • If you’re in a relationship where sex is a yearly treat, leave.
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    • Yes, sexual intercourse. The term for one genital to be inserted inside a hole or some. Mmm, remarkable, I too have mated with a being and definitely relate to this
      Aether_XX 24 jun
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    • Women expect oral every single time, yet they'll only do it back on a birthday or when all the planets align.
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    • If you don't like doing that stuff w your partner, just be honest. Break up with them if it's an issue, I guarantee you there are lots of people out there that don't think of sex as an eventual requirement in a relationship, and prefer dating someone they can just chill with all the time
      AwsmStina 24 jun
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    • if your gf don't give you head when you ask, she ain't your gf fam
      ZoidG99 24 jun
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    • Personal story but whatever. I have absolutely lost interest in sex, I dont want it but I want to want it. I know it's making my boyfriend upset when I say no to sex. He wants it all the time, i just cannot get into it no matter what. It's a side effect from my birth control but i didnt think (1/2)
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    • Imagine seeing a dudes penis before marriage 🤢
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    • Im literally gonna be on the big screens in about 5 years, anyone who sees this is lucky to have seen something from me before I’m famous
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    • What girl is withholding bjs like that? I thought it was more regular than actual intercourse 😂
      MintyMint 24 jun
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    • I'll have replaced you by then. Won't your new boyfriend mind?
      Curvz 24 jun
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    • Ask for head by giving head. And also asking. Ugh fuck all the boys who expect it and don’t give it or have a shit ratio.
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    • She’s not putting out bro?
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    • Ew who the fuck only sucks their mans dick on his birthday lmfao
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    • CTC_and_DCF bruh why is this a stereotype for women to stop giving head after marriage or only give head on birthdays? As long as you’ve bathed then I’m good lmfao
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    • I'd blow twice a day everyday.
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    • That’s a fucked relationship where head is only give on “special” days.
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    • I usually just eat her out then get head in return.
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    • Imagine not wanting to sexually fullfil your partner and being ok with them not being happy with the relationship's level of intimacy.
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    • Women who withhold sex or sexual favors for special occasions belong to the streets, change my mind.
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    • Nahhh bruh that's a shot relationship if she's not as excited to blow you every chance she gets like you are to her that's a run from the relationship. Source: ex wife was that way I dipped my ratio was 99:1 fuck off with that no head giving bs. On the flip side dudes who don't eat there lady on the
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    • So No Head
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    • Its my bday today. Can I get an F for my lost youth
      PennName 24 jun
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    • That’s the same type of girl to say “me” when you ask what’s for dinner
      Lick 24 jun
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    • I’d rather give my man head than receive it. Actually rather give head than fuck tbh. His pleasure gets me off more than my own.
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    • I fucking hate giving head. He always grabs the back of my head and forces it. Seriously one of the worst feelings I’ve ever felt.
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    • And then she suddenly has amnesia on that exact moment. “What? When did I say that? I didn’t promise anything?” And you sit there. Blue balled. Heart broke. A single tear drips down. Also you’re crying.
      av43 24 jun
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    • Any lord of the rings meme is a top tier meme
      dean129 24 jun
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    • Duty calls at 3am SkoalRings 😂😐
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    • So, uh, story time. Once upon a time, I got a bit tipsy, and fucking dislocated my jaw giving oral to my female friend. Had to drive myself to a doctorThe hospital bills were criminal. I now know how to put a jaw back in place. If I sleep on a pillow the right way, it gets dislocated in my dreams.
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    • I don’t like blowjobs, I’d rather just have sex than get a bj
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    • Fellas get yourself a girl who doesn't need to be asked this. If she likes you she will do it on her own
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    • Well ik this will be lost in the comments but my last relationship was really bad for me because the girl I was with was mentally and physically abusive to me... so all I did when we where together was Weight lift because if I didn’t she would make me feel like crap about my self and I was with 1/2
      dead_ac 25 jun
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    • I think all of you guys have weak head game because most girls I’ve been with always give and sometimes don’t even ask for it back
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    • Wait, you guys wait until their birthday to give head?
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    • Imagine having a girlfriend. Oh well, guess I'll stick to my anime bitches
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    • imagine having a girlfriend lmaoo,,, :(
      _Oppy 24 jun
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    • Hi guys, married man here. A good husband will satisfy his wife whenever she asks or even before she asks. A good wife will always either return the favor or take the initiative to pleasure you first
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    • Dude sometimes a girl just aint in the mood for that. Like I personally love giving my man BJ's but sometimes I'm fuckin tired and wanna go to bed. You can't just expect someone to drop everything and suck your dick the second you mention it
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    • My birthday is June 27!! This Saturday!!
      alex62796 24 jun
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    • Damn my ex was awesome. Head everytime we had sex, and I could fuck her ass if I gave her a heads up beforehand
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    • I want a girl that gives me as much head as I give her.... Ill go down for hours
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    • I’m not too big a fan of receiving oral since it’s over stimulating but I loooveeee giving oral to my boyfriend
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    • Wow I loved to give head to my old fwb lmaoo. I would've done that shit every day if I could've aha
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    • Yeah I got some dinner for ya bitch. Some meat and a drink to wash it down after
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    • I once agreed for head any when any where for the rest of the year (it was oct) in exchange for doing my gf college work with an extension for the rest of the semester
      WayAway 25 jun
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    • If your girl saves blowjobs for special occasions is she really your girl? 🤔
      Nyfe 25 jun
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    • Wtf if your girl don’t give you top get you a new one.
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    • Virgin coomers: wtf? Wahmen no want give blow job? Pfft, dump her
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    • Bro breakup with her tf u desreve a bj everyday
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    • Well did she do it
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    • So depending on when you ask, you might have to wait a whole year 😱
      USMC0490 24 jun
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    • Bruh if ur so doesn’t enjoy sexual inter coarse with u leave her
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    • PorkSword 24 jun
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    • “What say you?!”
      ATOMlC 26 jun
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    • my girl be mad if I dont let her suck it
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    • Insert *you guys are getting paid?* meme but with *you guys are getting head?*
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    • As someone who has been through this personally... “I said maybe.” Is almost always the answer.
      R3K7M8 24 jun
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    • Personal opinion but handjobs feel way better than blowjobs, but maybe every girl I've dated is shit at giving head
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    • THIS IS ME TOMMAROW!!!!!! I GOT A HOTEL ROOM AND WE FCKIN 3PM TO TO 30PM THE NEXT DAY. AND SHE MKGHT BE ON HER PERIOD AO UNLIMITED BLOWJOBS!!!!
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    • Damn my boyfriend doesn’t even have to ask for head...he deserves random blowjobs and often too😌
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    • If a girl wants head, she must give the head. Practice what you preach hoe
      silver928 24 jun
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    • Top comment and I'll delete this app
      Niquarto 24 jun
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    • Another relationship meme, c'mon
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    • Looks like we’re celebrating my birthday twice a week bitch. If not, take a hike cunt
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    • So no head?
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    • wrklss84 24 jun
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    • Bro that girl was getting mad head from that dog earlier
      Gobslober 24 jun
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    • Am I the only one who doesn't need to wait to my birthday or is it an older thing cause my boss says the same thing he has to wait till his birthday
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    • Tbh you haven't finished the job until she comes twice
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    • I’m a senior and haven’t had a single gf in my life :/ shit be like dis sometimes
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    • Even then, she only said maybe, you fool 🤣🤣 "Maybe" means "No" more often than not
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    • my gf shames me for wanting to have sex or head anytime more than once a month
      CCCWWW333 25 jun
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    • That guy looks like a mixture of Rick from TWD and the Winter Soldier
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    • you do know 12:00AM is the next day right? you didn’t need to put 12:01AM
      EcchiBot 25 jun
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    • Men and women who don't give head to their partners are little bitches
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    • Sex or sexual acts should NEVER be used as leverage in a relationship that is extremely unhealthy
      capncook 25 jun
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    • My guy prefers hand jobs. He’s never liked blow jobs, and I think that’s weird 😂 but hey man whatever you’re into I guess
      Moodisyn 25 jun
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    • If she’s not giving you head then chances are you’re not making her happy or not showering properly.
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    • End of the world when a dude wants head but you not feeling it, but when it comes to your needs they can't be bothered
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    • I give head because my bf enjoys it and it's the only time he let's me rub his thighs.
      PsyFre 25 jun
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    • If she postpones head for a completely different day you're not getting it at all
      Greeser 25 jun
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    • Giving head is fucking FUN.
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    • I haven’t seen my bf in 5 months ;(. I’d k!ll to suck him off rn
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    • I'll give my boyfriend a bj whenever he wants unless I'm eating
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    • Imagine thinking blowjobs are a good bday present
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    • 🎵Sex is not a birthday present🎶🎵
      B_R_U_H 25 jun
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    • Why would she give you her head?! What would you do with a decapitated head? How does one sex? What is a girlfriend? I’m confused plz help.
      t0fs 25 jun
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    • If I’m only getting head once a year I’m leaving. Sex isn’t the most important thing to me but if my sex life is gonna suck I’m not interested.
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    • Yeah it sucks when you have a gf that's not into it then you have to wait or beg
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    • A blowjob a day keeps the hoes away
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