• Tips on how to be a good cat
Feed your human Bathe your human
Spy on your human daily and update your findings to the council of cats where we will use the information to help take over the world from humans
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    • Then run away from your human and leave them devastated. Please come home Taco, I miss you.
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    • Knock your humans monitor over and crack the screen
      Nerfamus 8 aug
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    • Ever see stray cats by your house? Thats just cat council couriers. Cats also use vet offices at dead drops and will often fake illnesses if something important happens
      pantsuit 8 aug
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    • My cat will try to groom my beard
      fspsyco 8 aug
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    • My kitty just died on me. Just finished burying it in the backyard. Was only like 5 weeks old. I'm actually very sad about it.
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    • Whenever me and my girlfriend do anything intimate with each other, even something as simple as kissing, you damn well know that cat is watching us. Pervy pussy
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    • Sp4wn 8 aug
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    • “Eat all the human’s plastic.”
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    • any tips on how to be a good orange?
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    • Launch hit-and-run attacks on your human for seemingly no reason and cut him throughout the day
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    • I heard (and this may be a rumor) that cats are trying to teach you how to hunt when they bring you dead animals because they never see us hunting, so they treat us like helpless kittens that need to know how to survive when they go out into the world.
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    • Slap the human and run away without explanation
      Fritzor 8 aug
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    • I found a stray kitten by a dumpster yesterday. I’ve never been much of a cat person but he’s so sweet and I love him so much and there’s no way I could ever let him go.
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    • Cats could take over at any time because no one would have the heart to hurt them and we’d all just watch in silence
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    • I like it when my cat brings dead stuff to our door
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    • Who remembers that cats vs dogs movie?
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    • Pretend to be sick so that you cost your human 500 dollars for a vet visit just for them to be told youre fucking constipated and refuse to shit because he moved the litter box 2 inches to the left 🙄
      sparky56 8 aug
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    • Knock human’s shit off the kitchen counter
      BigMoby 8 aug
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    • “Make sure to enforce the 2 pet limit on your stomach”
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    • Heron 9 aug
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    • My cat pets me 🙈
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    • My cat justttt gave us a bird like a few minutes ago
      IceByte 8 aug
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    • As both a cat lover and owner. I love this. And give you the cat medal of honor. 🐱🖤🎖
      GOTA89 15 aug
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    • He sneek
      Bobalon 11 aug
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    • Wait for your human to die so you can feast
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    • And fuck your human
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    • There is nothing on this planet that makes me happier than waking up to my cat licking my hair
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    • Shit on the floor when there isn’t enough cat litter in the box
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    • Novv 8 aug
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    • Jump up on the bed and meow as loud as you can in your human's face until you wake her up but then want nothing.
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    • _kat I knew you were on their payroll you bitch
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    • Phexal 8 aug
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    • How to be a good cat: don't
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      Clincots 8 aug
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    • Is it sad the world would probably be better if it was run by cats? Isolated or cuddly, there is no confusion there. And if they wanna be a bitch you'll know
      EdgyHomo 11 aug
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    • Aliens talking to cats: "how did you take over the world?" Cats: "some people thousands of years ago thought we were gods and nobody was ever able to prove them wrong."
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    • Friendly Skaven?
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    • You know how many times my cat vomits anywhere no fucking why I’m letting my little fur ball but shithole lick me
      Jacobleft 11 aug
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    • Pussy
      vinny1234 11 aug
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    • DoggoMon 11 aug
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    • I welcome our feline overlords.
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    • Oh cool, another new SCP
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    • Fair trade
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    • My cats name is MilkDrop, what about you guys?
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    • Also have to lay on whatever we are looking at
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    • We get it, you have toxoplasma, now shut the fuck up about your cats
      Tuulmaker 10 aug
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    • And then 300 years later, there's a few robots taking a culture tour of an ancient human city wondering how the humans went extinct.
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    • Cats are some bad ass animals though tbh
      Q2020 10 aug
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    • Let’s be real. Cats would do a better job with our world than we are.
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    • My cats sit Infront of the restroom door when I’m in there and follow me back to my room it makes me happy and they cuddle with me, both of them
      Im_Zesty_ 10 aug
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    • Damn, even the cats are working with China
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    • ...and we’re over here worried about tiktok
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    • Ha, I saw the movies, we have the dogs on our side
      bdb9357 10 aug
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    • The last one nooo 😂
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    • Wasn't that the plot of g force
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    • Anyone remember G-Force and how they had a cat new world order? The DS game was dope with fighting the cyborg cat
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    • Am I supposed to be overwhelmingly happy when I wake up to my cat curled up against me
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    • Update your cat-alog
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    • My friends cat took a shit in his food the other day. Fuck cats, evil sons of bitches
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    • They don't need to spy, because they already took over
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    • Made by the cat gang
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    • I for one will be a loyal slave of the cats.
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    • The plot for kid vs kat
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    • Cats are Jewish???
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    • This post was probably made by a cat owner
      ZXeno 9 aug
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    • Warriors
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    • the reasons why I'm now a dog person.
      lokazo3 9 aug
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    • Aren't cats actually dumb, but they do instinctual stuff that makes it seem like they're smart?
      TNTNuke 9 aug
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    • Awwwww it’s plotting
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    • I have three cats and they’re named after cheeses. Gorgonzola, Provolone, and Havarti. I call them my little aliens because they’re favorite pass time is spacing out
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    • Honestly please, we just keep fuckin up. Let the cats take over so our daily rituals can include pet cat, feed cat, knock glass off cabinet for cat
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    • .3. Any1 else immediatly stare at their cat when this happened
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    • Warmute 9 aug
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    • You mean we're they remain in control over us
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    • Guys my cat is trained and im so proud of her. She can alert to my asthma and syncope and does tricks
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    • Pretty much
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    • Honestly i wouldn't mind if cats took over right about now
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    • Scratch and bit the fuck out of em like my new kit
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    • Nice political compass
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    • Battle cats
      m644 9 aug
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    • If the cats revolted I would join them.
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