• I'm so sick of your shit,. I can hear
you in the kitchen being so loud not
caring that people have to work
early. Who are you calling a thick
wouldn't be awake right now if you
weren't so loud. It's 2AM and you
are in the kitchen as usual throwing
a fucking fiesta. The microwave has
gone off three times!!! Are you
feeding an entire army????
Four times!!! I bet you're the one
who ate the whole bag of pizza rolls
Are you talking to the dog
Is he the thick boy?? Why are you
calling him that????
Leave him alone
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    • Shut the hell up and let your mom sleep you bitch, stop running the microwave
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    • The mom is 100% in the right and being nicer than she needs to be
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    • A real man doesn’t let the microwave beep. Be considerate you selfish fuck
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    • The main reason I don't do anything at night is the risk to wake up my family. Not out of fear for the wrath that would follow but because I know they work hard and the last thing they need is to wake up at 3 because their 20 yo man baby wants a sandwich
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    • Anyone who lets the microwave go off at night past 11 deserve this wtf dude stop it at one second like the rest of us
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    • My mother is toxic as fuck and I just called her out today for all the bullshit she’s trying to put me through. She lied about having Covid so she can avoid seeing me and my bro. Fuck toxic parents
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    • The thick boy is obviously a Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich that he is going to have sexual intercourse with later
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    • Ya know what, that is a reasonable reaction. If you gonna be up till 6am and everyone sleeping then you need to be quite
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    • That’s why u gotta stop the microwave at 1 second
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    • My sister is like this and gets up at like 3 am to play with the dogs, waking my dad up who got has to be at work at 5 am. Meanwhile she sleeps through the entire day. She’s 17.
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    • The dude is 100% in the wrong for interrupting everyone’s sleep. The mom has to get up early in the morning so she is not a bitch about being mad about him not shutting the fuck up. If it was my kid I’d beat his ass
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    • Anyone who's against the mum is an annoying piece of shit loool
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    • Wait a minute I was a discord call with a girl and she was calling her boyfriend a thick boy and making fucking pizza rolls
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    • toxic
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    • He’s talking to a femboy
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    • I have 2 younger brothers and a younger sister. They all thought that it would be cool to bring aboi 7 friends over at night while my parents were trying to sleep. They got a little loud about 2 in the morning and not only did I come out of my room to tell them all to STFU, but BOTH of my 1/2
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    • I mean once you use the microwave more than once at 2am, bitch you better settle with one damn serving. And next time you have to sleep, I'm throwing t w o fucking fiestas with a whole ass mariachi.
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    • My mom isn't this type of toxic, but she's the narcissistic 'hold onto me and don't let me grow up' helicopter mom. I'm 19 now and she won't drive me over to get a license or let me live in a dorm.
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    • Mom seems like a cunt and son sounds like an annoying inconsiderate band kid.
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    • If you think she’s toxic I hope to god y’all don’t end up in an apartment with me, cause that shit goes on while I’m trying to sleep someone’s filing a missing persons report.
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    • I hate families like this. At my house anyone can be up at anytime and for the most part as long as you’re not too loud no one cares. Its our home. Everyone has a right to wake and grab a snack or watch tv, etc, and they shouldn’t have to tip toe in their own home.
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    • Thats why me and my wife live together and she works from 5pm when I get out to 2-5 in the morning so aint nobody fucking up my night
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    • Is-is the thick boy ok?
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    • and then there is my house where everyone is just awake at different times and no one cares. Sometines itself me and my brothers playing games at 4am while everyone sleeps. Sometimes it's me and my mom ordering food and watching movies while everyone is asleep. Sleep schedule changes a lot with us
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    • Yo I am one of the people who stays up late and makes food at like 3 am but I will never be evil enough to let the microwave beep
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    • Thicc boy deserves all the love
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    • Son, I love ya, but you’re a real pain in the ass
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    • Whenever I'm around my parents for too long I always feel really guilty for something I did, even if it's something as small as waking up an hour late, they always guilt trip me. It really affects my mood and sometimes my actions, and I just dont know what to do, since we are all together all the-
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    • Making pizza-rolls in the micro wave is ONLY acceptable if you need to eat a fast lunch to be somewhere important. Like a job or an interview. IN ANY OTHER CASE those fuckers GO IN THE FUCKING OVEN. Fucking am-mature pizza roll maker.
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    • Hi
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    • I'll be as quiet as possible in the morning if I'm awake first but my mom will clatter dishes and pound on my door the day I get to sleep in.
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    • That boi thiccc!
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    • Soon as that kid hits 18 he gone.
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    • I stop my microwave at 2 seconds so the seconds can have a friend 😊
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    • I just did this at 3 in the morning for 3 corn dogs but pulled it as soon as the timer went off
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    • it’s the complete opposite with my living situation. I’m the one making noises while my roommate tells me to be quiet and not go in the kitchen while he’s sleeping cause it wakes him up. BUT the problem and difference is. He stays awake all night playing video games getting high and drunk of his ass
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    • Chonker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • I missed that it was from his mom and read the whole thing unbiased wondering what was up with the roommate or gf, etc. Very toxic and for it to be his mom... no wonder he dials 666 to call her from his keypad.
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    • Leave that dog alone you sick son of a bitch
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    • Microwaves goooooooo..
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    • Toshiba EM925A5A-SS Microwave
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    • Wait this is me
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    • Fucking band kid tier shit
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    • Need a nice little thicc boi dog
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    • This the text 30 year old Zoomers be receiving
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    • Had a landlord like this. Nobody made him spend the night (he was my roommate’s dad) and I was making spaghetti. Almost kicked his ass when he said some shit lol but his wife pulled him away (moved out that very day).
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    • Disrespectful little shit. Hope you move out at 18 and never go back. I know they'll be happy. Just don't die or anything
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    • Both toxic as fuck
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    • Who is the thick boy tho ?
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    • Good grief shut up
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    • My mom can't get on to me about people getting up early any more, I get up earlier than anyone. I have to be at work by 5:30
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    • let my man do his thing
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    • Honestly the mom is stupid af
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    • Cut her out of your life she's not worthy of thicc boy and pizza rolls
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    • What a fuckin pussy for removing my comment when I made a point
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    • Ok that’s a little much
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    • This mum isnt exactly unreasonable. Kids an asshole
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    • Push that mf mute button
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    • DAMN BOY HE THICK
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    • Lmfaoo
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    • Fuck off bitch leave me alonr
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    • What a fuckin prick let people sleep you monster. I have a fucken friend like that just complains about being hungry and unhealthy all damn day and then waits until 3am to go into the kitchen and have a fucking feast and wake everyone up.
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    • Don’t be a dick. Be quiet at night
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    • Is the dog safe
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    • I get my food like this.... mom!!!! Meatloaf
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    • Look, if you're the recipient if these messages, you gotta realize you're the one in the wrong. You still live with yourparents, and that's fine, but you gotta have some respect for them while they sleep. If you dont like them vacuuming at 9am, dont let the microwave go off 4 times at 2am
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    • You let the microwave go off before 1, something wrong with you
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    • I was on her team until she told him to leave the dog alone.
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    • The fuck did I just read
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    • That’s weed
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    • Oh but when I'm asleep it's alright to blast music and shout at my siblings like I'm not asleep.
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    • M8 ive never even used the microwave more than 4 times in a day
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    • My mom would be holding a fucking bat if I made that much noise
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    • Why would you text someone in the same house. If it's that much of a problem just go to the kitchen and tell them to shut the fuck up
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    • K
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    • "Is he the thick boy?" "Leave him alone"🤣🤣
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    • Shut up karen
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    • Oh god I’ve been smartphowened
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    • Who is the thick boy
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    • Dude definitely came home blazed as fuck and had the munchies
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    • Hes so confused lol
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    • im laughing cause the dude is callin the dog a thick boi 💀 i fuckin can't
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    • I'm old. Please tell me if thicc boy was aimed at the dog or not.
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    • everyone here getting smartpwhned
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    • Relatable.
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    • Microwaves need mute buttons
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    • This actually made me laugh out loud. Not a exhale or a chuckle. An actual laugh.
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    • What
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    • Damn. That’s a thick ass boi
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    • You see I would just not let the microwave go off at all
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    • who doesnt know how to stop it before it beeps?
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    • My dad occasionally plays 90s techno at 4am and when I tell him to stop he goes ‘why can’t I have anything nice I work really hard’ which I don’t want to argue with because I feel too bad. as a gal who finds it hard to be assertive, what should I do?
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    • Mom need to quit texting & go beat his ass.
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    • "Leave him alone"
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    • Question... does your mother happen to be thick? I would appreciate an expedited answer.
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    • Leave him alone Hahahaha
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