• A single Japanese radish
gives enough energy to
a
human being to walk
28 feet
the second radish is 29 feet away
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    • Well if you are taller that 1 ft, falling forward should get you there
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    • This is in accurate because you can fall your height plus the length of one arm forward to gain extra radish length
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    • I’d fucking take more energy to eat and digest this , so this is a negative energy type of food . Great for getting a slim body tho 👌
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    • How it feels to play BotW and you're almost at the top of the mountain but your endurance wheel is at damn near 0
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    • Poor guy. Victory was right in front of him
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    • Also there’s no fucking comments, there’s like 12. Fuck it might as well try for top comment right
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    • I constantly eat Japanese radishes. Nobody can stop me as I begin to walk into the sky, the cosmos and beyond. The power of the radish propels me.
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    • This is amazing information.
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    • Apparently that’s about 61 calories.
      BigWurm 4 jul
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    • Okay so like 1 calorie?
      cleyjen 4 jul
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    • Enough energy to also refeature this a couple thousand times too
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    • That doesn’t seem like a lot... being that I can last a day eating maybe 1 or two of things that size
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    • Jump at last step
      Gorillaz 4 jul
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    • Uh. You can’t really measure that.
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    • You know how little energy that really is? Why is that the selling point for those? Unless their tiny or something like penny sized
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    • Daikon?
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    • cyancats 4 jul
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    • Ya he said walk not crawl
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    • Crippled must eat the onion
      Everrest 7 jul
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    • I love Daikon
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    • You could walk 25 feet and fall on the radish using your remaining steps to eat it
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    • 28 feet or steps? Cause everyone takes different sized strides. A 6ft guy would be able to walk farther than a 5ft guy
      PaGnoon 4 jul
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    • Don't give that guy top comment
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    • Wheats 4 jul
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    • Why that middle radish starin back at me?
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    • Didn't Gavin Free have a theory on this?
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    • Y do u hav 28 pet feet
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    • So what you're saying is that radish is a shit energy source
      AMTURN 7 jul
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    • Walk a few feet then eat it
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    • So bend down and pick it up....y'all are so dumb.
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    • I love daikon!
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    • Just run idiot
      3516 6 jul
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    • Not to mention youd also need some energy to pick up and eat the radish as well
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    • A single chocolate chip gives you double that
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    • Rip to Steve bruh
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    • Reminds me of that one Dagashi Kashi episode where one piece of candy had enough calories for you to run 300 meters.
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    • It’s a hot fudge sundae just eat it
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    • Back to the debate with Gavin. Now does seeing the radish give you the hope of not starving to make it?
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    • If we get energy from food why do we have to sleep?
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    • You’d have to eat about 93 Japanese radishes to walk a mile
      RCALIT 6 jul
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    • The one in the middle is looking at me.
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    • That’s not a lot
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    • Well that radish is probally like 33 feet away
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    • Wow, I’ve seen this meme 3 months ago from a different user and the comments look exactly the same.
      Temmoaz 5 jul
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    • the Radish in the middle I thought it was an eye staring at me
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    • Hmmm intrigued
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    • Walk 28 ft and then fall over towards it. Bam. You get the stupid fucking raddish
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    • A damn American large Oreo milkshake can give you the caloric energy to walk miles and miles and miles
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    • Bro yashiro gives humans enough energy to walk 28 feet? D o p e
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    • Conspiracy theory: senzu beans were made from the finest Japanese radishes
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    • How many fucking times will this be featured???
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    • For those of you who dont know tumblr, factbot is a, you guessed it, bot that generates random facts
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    • And when you properly jump upon a goomba, you can travel and additional 2 steps for every 1 taken
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    • Guys I need to get in shape badly 1 like for 1 push-up plz
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    • Just take bigger steps lmao
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    • That actually pretty funny
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    • Makes me think of the original fallout when you died. Always fucked me up to think about when I was little
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    • 1 this would imply your actually farther than 29 feet but it starts at your fingertips and you had no energy at all before you stepped which wouldn’t make sense because if you died at 28 feet away after eating a radish you’d have n o energy which is shown as death
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    • Rad
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    • Then run dumbass
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    • My mammoth in starfox adventures
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    • Classic
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    • Fun fact if you can see the food your body will give you enough energy to get to it and eat it
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    • You still gotta chew and eat the thing.
      Dmask 5 jul
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    • That doesn’t make sense
      kalroy1 5 jul
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    • Haha
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    • I don’t know much about nutrition but that sounds like nothing since a normal meal is enough to walk a couple miles?
      Karthull 5 jul
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    • Looking like Fake titties
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    • There is no evidence to support this, therefore it is likely incorrect.
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    • A classic
      danhavii 5 jul
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    • Please, feature this again next week
      Toast_E 5 jul
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    • How many times do we got to see this
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    • Haha fools I have pockets so I can carry a max of three radishes this me in each pocket and the third in my hand. Boom
      Jozflo 4 jul
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    • Is it just me or one of them is staring at me?
      Messia 4 jul
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    • Ok but how much energy do you need to eat the radish?
      jrygame 4 jul
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    • Who else would eat one meal a day and run 3 miles in P.E.
      IG248917 4 jul
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    • Fucking jump/fall towards it dumbass. People taller than 1 ft will survive dear God.
      Torlord 4 jul
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    • Here! Try these!
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    • Yashiro Nene
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    • Well if you can walk 28 feet then when you fall you should be able to grab anything in 9ft radius because you can also stretch you arm when you fall.
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    • Wouldn’t it have to be like an extra 6-7 feet? Because if you lay down or even bend down you can easily reach it
      _Dj_ 4 jul
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    • But what about Turnips? Right now my 1 Turnip is worth "Looks at Switch" 159 Bells!
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    • Okay so technically if you could walk the 28 feet, you could reach the onion or even fall in it’s direction. If you need energy to do so, stop at 24 feet, then fall
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    • This is wrong. As the human could fall over to extend another 6 feet...
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    • The digestive system requires energy to function
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    • How far do uk people think a foot is
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    • Because they’re poisonous and you can only walk 28 feet before you die.
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    • Does no one see the eye?
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