Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
JARJARBEANS JARJARBEANS
18 dec 2020
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
MS? got a loose tooth!"
MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally"
dad:
MS? got a loose tooth!" MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally" dad:
Me, buying stocks with zero fore knowledge because I heard we were bullying someone
Me, buying stocks with zero fore knowledge because I heard we were bullying someone
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
Same lil homie.. Same.
Not_2day Not_2day
22 feb
Same lil homie.. Same.
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock.
Me:
marc34
8 jan 2021
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock. Me:
Who supplies the laughter and
fuckery around here
Memithatsiwhot
Who supplies the laughter and fuckery around here Memithatsiwhot
when you introduce your waifu to your friend and they like her
She's mine!.
Hpru01 Hpru01
26 apr
when you introduce your waifu to your friend and they like her She's mine!.
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
honey honey
26 mar
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
What happened when my cat was reunited with the basket he was brought home in...
what have you to my basket
banned_aid banned_aid
25 sep 2020
What happened when my cat was reunited with the basket he was brought home in... what have you to my basket
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE,
DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES..
IT'S ALL RULES, RULES,
IT'S ALURULES!
NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
reluctantadult reluctantadult
26 sep 2020
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE, DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES.. IT'S ALL RULES, RULES, IT'S ALURULES! NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
blankblankblank blankblankblank
23 sep 2020
th Vik Tok THIS IS UNCLE ROGER FAYORITE Dish OF ALL TIME
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?"
Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
banannanannaforreal banannanannaforreal
24 sep 2020
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?" Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
*Thanos snaps his fingers*
people who were giving blowjobs:
Spiders Spiders
25 dec 2020
*Thanos snaps his fingers* people who were giving blowjobs:
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
People at my funeral talking about my meme addiction
They were like goldep-nuggets to that boy.
People at my funeral talking about my meme addiction They were like goldep-nuggets to that boy.
Russian sailors surround a sleeping kitten,
1941.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
5 oct 2020
Russian sailors surround a sleeping kitten, 1941.
anyone: oh my god you're so cutel!!!
me immediately:
MichealRose MichealRose
3 aug 2020
anyone: oh my god you're so cutel!!! me immediately: