• A man In Florida woke up with a headache, only to discover his wife has shot him while he slept. He survived.
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His wife the next morning:
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    • Now ain't that kick in the head
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    • Ok few things to note looks like the bullet came in from his mouth and is large caliber doubt this is the image but real story
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    • I bet she said it was his fault
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    • Would there not have been blood everywhere?
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    • You cannot noon florida man
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    • Its always florida
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    • Bro imagine how quietly pissed that wife must have been when that dude woke up and was like “babe can u grab me an aspirin? I got a migraine.”
      mattl_39 8 sep
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    • Questions. 1 how did he not wake up to the sound of the gun being discharged so close to him. 2 how did he notice the headache but no blood? 3 how did he not smell the gun powder.
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    • kanep0e 8 sep
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    • Probably used a .22, those rounds be weak
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    • i do sex with my mom 😎
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    • Florida man: “good morning I have a huge headache” his wife: *confused screaming*
      MLGtbone 8 sep
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    • He slept through a lpude gut shot a bullet in his head bleeding dudes a hevey sleeper
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    • That's as fucking rifle round. Looks like a 7.62 or a .308. Bullshit
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    • There was a movie that came out in 1990 called I love you to death. It's exactly what this teacher says. This woman shoots her husband in the head because he's a cheating bastard but he survives thinking he has a headache when he wakes up. Funny movie
      LexxsH 8 sep
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      Cloncoco 8 sep
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    • FNV in a nutshell
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    • Damn Stand user
      Boat_Man 8 sep
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    • Wasn't this picture from doctor strange
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    • Florida man is built different
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    • No blood
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    • Lmao same
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    • Jewel 8 sep
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    • use hollow points
      42663 8 sep
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    • Must’ve had one hell of a headache
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    • ...and the Mojave wasteland was changed forever
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    • She probably said her hand slipped from the kfc they had last night
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    • I’ve seen this meme so many times. Florida man is still the shit.
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    • If someone tries to noon you and shoots you and once you get out of the hospital you should be allowed to shoot the person who shot you
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    • Rule 2: Double tap.
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    • Either that's a huge bullet or she shoved the whole caseing up his ear
      M0R7AL 8 sep
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    • Why didn’t she just shoot him again?
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    • no it’s not
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    • Anyone else think it said "man I'm Honda" at first?
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    • Don’t underestimate a Florida man. We are more powerful than you think.
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    • Was it the headache or the hole in his head that freaked him out?
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    • Where's the blood?
      Nithya 8 sep
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    • So what was her plan sleep in bed next to the body, scream and call 911, cause I mean it worked just not the exact way she wanted.
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    • Imagine them not knowing and sending him in for an MRI.
      MistaG 8 sep
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    • Even from death
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    • Floridawoman
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    • Damn.
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    • "From where you're kneeling, it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck, but truth is, game was rigged from the start"
      Wardre 8 sep
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    • How the hell he ain’t notice a hole in his face?
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    • Wardre 8 sep
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    • "What in the goddamn?" -the guys wife
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    • fresh77 8 sep
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    • This looks like a screenshot of a poorly taken screenshot. So like.. copyright of the copyright lmao. Would you get double fined for that?
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    • 5% of surviving a headshot buys it’s Florida those chances are irrelevant
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    • Honda
      DocKaden 8 sep
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    • Honda
      DocKaden 8 sep
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    • My question is how heavy of a sleeper is this dude? I wake up if I hear a noise in my room, this dude slept through being shot and the sound of a gun being fired.
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    • Do you know how loud a gun shot is at close range even with a silencer that shit would wake anyone up
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    • Thats not a real xray
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    • Wtf kind of bullet is that?
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    • How did he not notice THE FUCKING HOLE IN HIS HEAD
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    • Isn't this picture from Dr Strange?
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    • Imagine doing this and as time goes on you start to think it was a dream.. Because how would he not know.
      cambam33 8 sep
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    • I think when people move to Florida they evolve without knowing and the brains like, do this or that, or do this to someone, but if they move out of Florida they just lose that evolved state
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    • Shit like this is why I don't want to get married, what the fuck.
      Device 8 sep
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    • How tf did he not notice a hole in his face first lmao???
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    • How though?
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    • But he pushed her and he was arrested and not her
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    • That’s a big bullet tho. How did that not scatter his dome?
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    • Only question Uhm. Entrance wound ?
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    • Anyone who has recovered a bullet after being shot knows this is fake as hell
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    • Bitches be crazy
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    • Probably a 22lr
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    • from where you’re kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is...This game was rigged from the start
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    • If she shot you wouldn’t you have been bleeding?
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    • What kinda fuckin bullet is that.i call cap
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    • “damn did i drink that much last night?” “i’ll take a couple pain relievers to hopefully get it to stop.” *an hour later* “holy fuck babe what the hell is this?!?!”
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    • Dam
      ayser 8 sep
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    • “Oh I’m bleeding profusely from a hole in my head that shouldn’t be there... Eh, I’ll just take some Tylenol and I’ll be fine”
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    • I swear these florida men be invincible
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    • I am confused. His wife was screaming about lamb sauce?
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    • Maybe the previous feature had a bullet in his left eye socket.
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    • Wouldn't he have noticed.......all that blood?...don't head injures usually bleed alot?
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    • I’d say bullshit. That’s a rifle round.
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    • of course its a florida man
      DEGZ 8 sep
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    • Bullet fired with casing still attached
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    • Parodies pd
      bigrod23 8 sep
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    • My first wife tried to stab me to death in my sleep. Women cant do a fucking thing right...
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    • That’s a huge bullet
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    • They made a movie about this
      geemoney 8 sep
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    • Yea ok like you would sleep through the night with a bullet in your head and a pillow probably covered in blood
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    • was the hole in your face not enough of a tell?
      NTrepiD 8 sep
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    • The fuck kind of bullet did she use?!?!
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    • Him the next morning:man I got massive headache. Her:
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    • Bitch please, you can’t noon Florida man that easily.
      Mabus 8 sep
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    • Boi his wife is uuugglllyyyyy! But she sure can cook..
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    • I don’t think so you bitch, I can survive whatever you throw at me, Now, It’s your turn
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    • The bullet was facing the back of his head which means he was shot in the face I’m pretty sure he would notice
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