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The fact is, we
need a uniquely American
solution to approaching this pandemic like a
nation-wide competition where if your state
has the least infected per capita, everyone
a
ORS
en
gets free
Taco Bell, etc
Se
strangers would not hesitate to shame your
non mask wearing ass if a fuckin free baja
chalupa was ON THE LINE
I... kinda think that could work.
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It's so stupid it might just work and I hate it
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ah yes, the pizza party model
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    • I am bashing my face into a wall while reading this because not only is it extremely stupid, it is also 1000% something we dumbass Americans would do
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    • If it’s stupid and it works, it’s not stupid.
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    • a pizza party version of exactly this was featured like an hour ago
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    • I hate how people see a tweet then just copy paste it with one or two different words. You are not original and you are a useless part of the community
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    • I never cared enough about the free pizza in high school but now that I’m an adult I would suplex a hospice patient for a pizza party
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    • Here's a American solution, we disregard this virus like we should have, build herd immunity and get on with our lives instead of turning ourselves into European style dictatorship
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    • Alternatively, the "experts" could tell us the truth: that they haven't the slightest clue if masks help or not. Then ASK us to wear them, because it's not going to hurt anything. Americans don't like being told what to do, especially by politicians, thieves and liars, but I repeat myself.
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    • Ah yes you have worn your mask enjoy your government issued cheese and horse meat
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    • That is actually not a bad idea. We are stupid, selfish creatures
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    • False. People are already ratting our people for not using masks/social distancing etc. the cops had to specify that the tip line is not for tattling on your neighbors
      Atlas_5 5 jul
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    • We will die of starvation and thirst long before we he virus ever will, how in the fuck will anyone eat or drink if everyone is stuck indoors and not making any money
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    • “haha i’m morally superior to the people who choose not to wear masks and therefore I get a free pass to be a dick”
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    • "Damn, I kinda wish the government controlled me even more!"
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    • yes perpetuate a myth and reward it with shitty fast food, what better way to combat a pandemic
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    • Works just like red flag laws then?
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    • Sweden already has herd immunity because they only isolated those at risk.
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    • Americans don't do well with being forced to do anything. Its kind of our thing. Its not a safety issue, its a government making us do something issue. That's why the virus got politicized. We have a different culture than the European model.
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    • I think states would just lie about their numbers or people would stop getting tested
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    • Or just open everything and let unhealthy people who don’t stay inside die.
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    • mfw(my face when) this post sucks
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    • We gotta make sure the Karens will do it too, so make sure there's government issued casserole available
      lynnsan 5 jul
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    • Sabotage anyone? I want that taco bell.
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    • Steak chalupas are the third best thing Taco Bell has ever done, behind Baja Blast and Grilled Stuft Burritos. Too bad they don’t make the Grilled Stuft Burrito anymore though.
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    • We would love too participate
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    • I'm gonna go to a different state and infect people so they lose
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    • You and your mask are fucking stupid. I know this because there it's no standard for the masks and I see retrards in knitted masks, bandanas, t- shirts and all sorts of dumb shit.
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    • "just wear the mask". "Just do the salute"....same energy
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    • Or just wear your fucking masks when you go somewhere. If our predecessors could wear a mask for years in the trenches we can wear masks for 20 minutes to get groceries.
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    • Every month, Funds are given to states to respond to the crisis, and whatever doesn’t get spend is given back to the people.
      rrev 5 jul
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    • Yeah. America dumb. We need it trendy or no compute
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    • Too bad masks don’t do much
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    • Check out my account I upload pizzas and do profile reviews, you have to ask for the pizzas and profile reviews I either choose to, or you can ask
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    • YOU FOOLS. Then Taco bells food will loose the bowls of everyone and spread again like a plague.
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    • Saw this last week lol
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    • Real tired of COVID posts
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    • Wait.... u guys still have the baja chalupa??!
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    • Or, as another comment on another feature like this requested, we promise another stimulus check if people follow regulations of COVID (keeping masks on, etc)
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    • content not available more
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    • It's all a hoax
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    • Honestly, I'm kinda hoping I catch it soon-ish so I can get my immunity and then get on with my life. It has an almost 0% chance of being fatal to me, and I'm trying to get a mf job rn.
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    • Baja chalupa?
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    • States with the lowest percentage actually get their stimulus checks on time
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    • Or fix the edd website? My old co workers make more now on unemployment. I havent gotten a single payment, and still have to work.
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    • Perfect
      Weird 5 jul
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    • Fuckin doubt it bud. I'll buy my own stuff.
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    • Stop this nonsense and give me more porn!
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    • "It's something dumbass Americans would do" you are the dumbass American then, dumbass. It wouldn't work because I, for one, don't give a shit what you think or if you get a flu. Other people probably think the same way.
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    • I am honestly shocked that nobody has ever thought of this before. This could actually work.
      BlueHen 5 jul
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    • Wait so you people actually think wearing a mask is helping prevent the spread of a virus? It's purely to reduce the "panic" from the idiots and ignorant. You can't really think that a piece of cloth you bought from Amazon is actually doing anything right? Yeah there are masks that can actually.....
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    • Shut the fuck up and go back to elementary school and let the adults handle the real issues. Fucking autistic retards.
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    • It would sadly work
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    • Self policing is dangerous. Mao had people turning in their neighbors for having grass growing in their yards.
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    • Shame that the death of your fellow Americans isn’t enough to wear one but free junk food probably is. I swear sometimes Americans don’t deserve America.
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    • Fuck that I hate Taco Bell. But I’m also not retarded so I’d still do it
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    • Stealing jokes 101
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    • Tf is a Baja chalupa??!?!
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    • Just offer the state with the least amount of cases free college
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    • If you think this is stupid, fuck you.
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    • Let's fucking do it
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    • If you're telling me I could get government sponsored taco bell anytime I want for 2 weeks, my dumbass will put on the mask.
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    • until states fake the shit outta there numbers
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    • WTH is a Baja chalupa?
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    • If you come up to me and shame me for not wearing a mask I'm gonna spit,, sneeze and cough on you
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    • I am so distraught over the fact that this would more than likely work. We are literally all grade schoolers in adult bodies.
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    • Masks don’t work / Dr Fauci
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    • Goddamn it, I love Taco Bell. I hate that I want this.
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    • Ok karen
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    • I still would wear one because I don’t eat Taco Bell
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    • Here’s the American solution: don’t ruin the economy and hand the government more power on a silver platter over a 99.4% survival rate flu.
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    • It wouldn’t work stop being dumbasses
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    • It's a good idea but what happens with every pizza party? Someone always fucks it up at the last second
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    • if u don't wear a mask u have smol pp
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    • Shut the fuck up
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    • "COVID-19, Make America fat agin! "
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    • Masks are just to make people feel safe they dont do much in reality
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    • Fuck that, pizza party. Imma just buy a goddamn chalupa what do you think I'm poor
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    • Whats a baja chalupa
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    • Government mandated pizza party for the obedient ones :)
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    • In retard voice “I would give up my civil liberties for a taco”
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    • Makes me realize how many people are actually poor
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    • As stupid as it sounds I think that's what happened in Virginia. We got a free $5 chalupa box
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    • Americans are idiots so, yeah, it would work.
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    • I hate taco bell
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    • Name a single company that would give away free shit
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    • I'm against masks, but this would work with me. Doritos locos tacos for free? Oh hell yeah
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    • Taco Bell ain’t S H I T
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    • Too bad masks are harmful to the healthy
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    • They still have Baja chalupas? I haven’t seen those since like 2010
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    • Only two kinds of people wear masks, criminals and perverts, which one are you? Thats my question whenever some smart ass tries to "shame" my lack of participation in the collective humiliation ritual. Fucking gimps.
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    • But i work at taco bell
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    • That America
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    • Take this to tiktok and it might get seen😅
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    • Most negative tests per capita
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    • People shaming each other for not wearing masks, and calling the cops because their neighbors are out in the yard is just as bad as pre-war Germany where people would snitch on their neighbors for being Jewish.
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    • I dont want free Taco Shits. And the covid numbers are fake.
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    • Ive been wearing my mask but fuck dude free food? Ill wear that bitch to sleep for that shit
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    • Winners get a lifetime supply of Taco Bell Baja Blast and McDonald’s Sprite. That’ll get results
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    • But taco bell taste like crud
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    • These are the same people who will whine and complain about the virus then go out packed shoulder to shoulder with thousands protesting for a Marxist organization
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