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    • _James 16d
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    • Nibba it keeps you clean, do you want smegma
      Animz 16d
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    • Uncircumcised looks nasty af you can't change my mind
      Its_L 16d
      13 10
    • I dont care, i'm glad it happened. I don't want my dick wearing a turtle neck, it looks fucking weird.
      13 3
    • It’s always the foreskin niggas who bitch about circumcision lol. Us circumcised niggas are living it up
      12
    • A dick with the forskin looks like a fucking dark souls boss.
      11 1
    • Foreskin is fucking ugly. You can avoid dick cheese by cleaning, sure, or you could not have to scrub it every day...
      loathe 16d
      9 4
    • I am uncircumcised the doctors are still after me please help
      Josuk3 15d
      7
    • Then grow it back dumbass
      7
    • I aint religious, but im glad my parents got me circumsized. Having a hood-free dick is amazing
      Fahkeet 16d
      7
    • Why is there so many people against circumcision? Dicks are supposed to be cut. I couldn’t imagine poking my tip out of a snake skin cocoon to pee. Lookin Like master yodas neck.
      7 13
    • It’s actually not really inherently cleaner. As long as you wash and aren’t nasty as fuck you’ll be fine. Most of the world isn’t circumsized. Also if you actually care one way or another enough to insult someone for something they couldnt control you’re a loser
      7 1
    • Circumcised master race
      9
    • Personal preference as a girl : hoodies are less attractive
      7
    • Like if you are circumcised but not jew
      8
    • Actually in america we mutilate baby penises cause the prude that invented cornflakes thought it'd make us beat our meat less. He also claimed his cornflakes could cure homosexuality.
      7 1
    • not everyone wants an elephants trunk for a dick
      6 3
    • All the people who didnt get circumcised because their parents were too lazy to do it all pissed now trying to act like they prefer having a ugly dick
      6 4
    • Imagine having a turtle dick
      6
    • Imagine being a disgusting uncircumcised nibba
      6 27
    • Really? How many people who are circumcised really want to not be. I’m circumcised and I’m happy that it’s that way.
      6 11
    • Personally, I think the look better circumcised. I feel like they’re more clean and professional looking. You’d get a haircut before a job interview, would you not?
      6 3
    • loser: ill teach you fuckers to cut my dick
      6
    • There’s no one actually mad about not having one lol
      6
    • Circumcised super race rise up
      7 3
    • Being circumcised is actually PROVEN to have ZERO benefits health wise or hygiene wise unless you just never shower or wash your dick. It’s all cosmetic. And to all the people saying no woman wants to see one that’s uncut, I think if a woman is gonna judge a man for a half a centimeter of skin gtfo
      8 3
    • To all the idiots that think it keeps you clean. YOU STILL HAVE TO WASH YOUR DICK EVERYDAY. Just because you were circumcised does not mean you can go 2-3 days without showering. It's still nasty.
      6
    • Only people who dont have foreskin think its dirty I can guarantee you it's not.
      6
    • Uncircumcised dudes just mad that they stuck with a turtle neck
      6
    • You gotta be pretty unhygienic if you think you’d get dick cheese that easily
      5
    • Got to say I actually don’t mind it being circumcised, I still get a ton of pleasure and my gf and exes loved it so I’m happy. One even said thank god it’s circumcised unlike one of my exes lol
      6
    • Fun fact.. Americans and Jews are some of the only people who cut off their foreskins. They call us jewdicks lol
      5
    • Why are guys so obsessed with foreskin lmao girls literally don’t care
      5 7
    • It literally has health benefits unless you want to wait until later on in life to have something go wrong and have a doctor cut your dick up
      5 10
    • Cutting off your foreskin maybe prevent infection but so does washing your dick.
      5
    • All these turtle necks thinking they're so great
      Gooomba 16d
      5
    • To the tune of “last resort” by papa roach
      Jwiz7 16d
      6
    • In america, it started because religious nuts wanted to prevent masturbation
      6
    • Circumcision is barbaric and America especially stands out because of the tradition of it.
      6 18
    • If you have a foreskin, that means you have penis wrapped around your penis, which is pretty gay
      5
    • Uncircumcised dicks are gross lookin
      5
    • Foreskin is ugly as fuck and you can still masturbate with a circumcised penis just don't beat your meat like your hand is a fucking stone dumbasses.
      5
    • People who think this is the only way to prevent dick cheese would never know how to clean up for a significant other, let alone clean their own dick.
      5 3
    • You should be thankful your parents love you enough not to have your dick looking like a shriveled up worm
      5
    • I find it hilarious that people actually care about this
      5
    • Dudes w their foreskin, hows it feel to have a nasty ass dick
      7 3
    • If you ain’t cut, stay away from me. No anteaters in these parts
      5
    • it goes with last resortby papa roach
      7890 14d
      4 1
    • Surprisingly circumcision is actually beneficial in many ways.
      4 4
    • It’s not because of Jewish traditions. It is because of the quaker oats guy didn’t want you to beat off.
      Heron 15d
      4 2
    • Imagine wanting to have to do extra maintenance on your dick
      4
    • Hey guys, all of your dicks are beautiful (no homo tho). Don't worry about how someone else's dong looks.
      4 3
    • cut my dick into pieces, this is my last resort, masturbation, no breathing, dont give a fuck if i stroke myself bleeding
      4
    • Im gonna keep it real with you uncircumcised dixk look really ugly, they dont even use them in porn
      4 4
    • I’m glad I’m circumcised. Whenever my dick shrinks in cold water and the skin goes over the head it’s unbelievably uncomfortable and I can’t imagine having that sensation all the time
      4
    • I couldn’t be happier that my parents had me circumcised. You fuckers with turtlenecks around your dicks got some gross shit.
      4
    • Lol poor dudes with half a dick thinking a superior fully functioning dick that’s capable of much greater sexual pleasure and shields the most sensitive part from clothing/bumping painful things and allows easy masturbation with no lube. Also multiple studies show uncut dick feels better to women.
      5 21
    • Honestly, the only people that are mad about male circumcision are guys that aren't circumcised. I know damn well that I'm happy to have the less off-putting variant
      4 3
    • Just because one is uncircumcised doesn’t mean they can’t pull the skin back under the head to clean the dick. People who get smegma are just dirty and probably don’t clean their dicks regularly
      4 1
    • I’m glad I’m circumcised, uncircumcised penises just look gross as hell
      Micycle 16d
      4
    • Circumcised Nibbas be hating on us Uncircumcised boys cuz they jealous that we got an extra pocket for our quarters
      OBBato 16d
      4 4
    • Yo I’m being honest with you tho if you ain’t circumcised your shit look like and unpeeled banana and no one wants that shit
      4
    • Tbh I wouldn't want my dick constantly smelling like dead skin cells. Have you ever had your ears pierced and smelled that shit?
      Shaney_ 16d
      5 5
    • Team foreskin is just salty bc their shit smell and they get a UTI when they dont shower
      4 3
    • Lol, if you're circumsized here's what you get. Less infections, better stimulation, less alien looking. Etc. Google it
      4 12
    • Mofucka wants dick cheese
      4
    • I mean it is more hygienic
      5 6
    • Dick cheese
      4
    • Tell me I’m not the only one who sang this like papa roach “last resort “ lol
      4 3
    • Or your parents dont want you to have dick cheese
      Nerve 16d
      4
    • Its a dick...keep it clean...get in between and make her cream....if you cant follow those rules then hoody or not...go to bed
      Tru2th 16d
      4
    • It’s WAAAY easier to give a guy head if he’s not circumcised. They are more sensitive at the tip so it’s much more comfortable for my jaw since I can focus on the tip.
      5 3
    • Uncircumcised dick is the optimus prime of the cocks.
      AJV25 16d
      4
    • Girls like circumcised better. It looks better and tends to be cleaner.
      Kalikus 16d
      5 7
    • Cut my life into pizzas. This is my plastic fork.
      4
    • I'm glad to have a nice piece of meat that doesnt look like a fucking earth worm
      5
    • When you mention the health benefits of circumcision in the context of a developing, nomadic society to literally anyone these days
      4 1
    • Uncircumcised babies get urinary tract infections at a rate 10x higher than circumcised babies. Rate is 4x higher as adults. Circumcised adults are around 30% less likely to get herpes or HPV. The no circumcise croud lives right nextdoor to the non-vaxers.
      6 13
    • Ok cheese folds
      4
    • niggas really walking around with a mutilated, numb penis
      Buho 16d
      5 8
    • Dick hoodie
      4
    • I’m a girl and I have no preference
      4 1
    • If you’re uncircumcised you have to unsheathe your penis and that’s wasted time.
      4 1
    • Then you grow up, look down and are thankful
      5
    • Would you really want an elephant trunk for a penis though? Also, it’s a painful operation as an adult, yes it is as a baby as well, but you don’t remember it. Trust me, it’s for the best.
      4
    • Cut it left or cut it right. If I cut my dick tonight, chances are, Imma fight. Mutilation right on site
      5
    • Dicks fuckin ugly no matter what sweater they wearing
      4
    • Uncut dicks look fuckin weird
      taijitu 16d
      4 3
    • I think it looks slick. Like a convertible with the top down
      5
    • Why is being circumcised such a big deal all of a sudden? Why does it matter that your dick is cut or uncut?
      4 1
    • Actually it keeps it clean and prevents constricted blood flow to the penis. I only know because i was circumcised when i was 6. Circumcize your sons, unless you want them spitting pus out the tip with a perma boner
      3 3
    • Is it really Jewish tradition? I got cut and I have no relation to anything Jewish
      Idanny 13d
      3 2
    • You can get a circumcision due to physical reason too. Why does everyone make this a religious issue?
      4 2
    • Literally the majority of the world doesn't circumsize. It's so weird.
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