• Customer: make me your favorite
drink.
Me: fuckin' love water.
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    • Call it a McWater
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    • r/hydrohomies
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    • Why do I only have the urge to guzzle the entire bottle when it’s bedtime?
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    • Water is an S tier drink and there is no argument. Its the top of S tier. Nothing passes water
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    • How many people actually drink 8 or more glasses of water a day?
      raerae004 17 jan
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    • Now thats high quality H2O
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    • Water is dangerous, studies show 100% that have drunk water die... eventually, whether or not water is the cause is unknown
      KillaFade 17 jan
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    • I actually do love water tho
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    • Me: "And it's free!"
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    • I used to drink like a two litre of Dr Pepper every few days. I quit cold turkey and started drinking copious ammounts of water, 5 years later if I take a sip of Dr Pepper the feeling of disgust I get is indescribable
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    • Choccy Milk gang
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    • How did he make water though? Mixed Hydrogen and Oxygen?
      kjds 17 jan
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    • H20 on the rocks
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    • Straight fuckin water
      Evanger 17 jan
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    • Fish pee in water.
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    • Gaytoraids
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    • Where is the feature dislike button
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    • Footage 17 jan
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    • Hydrate or dydrate fellas
      saucymoss 17 jan
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    • Hydrate. Now. Or else
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    • That'll be $3.50
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    • Ah yes, a collective leak.
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    • Joecole990
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    • As a bartender this is the worst. Because what I like is really fucking disgusting and no one else would want it
      GryffinTG 17 jan
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    • iFappy 17 jan
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    • Water. I haven't drank water in years. If a MTN DEW is not available, I will go thirsty. Don't like the taste of water.
      DewMan69 17 jan
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    • Water contains dihydrogen monoxide which is extremely deadly. Its the #1 cause of CHILD deaths due to drowning .
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    • Legoman27 17 jan
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    • The joke should've been "make me into your favorite drink" "ok" *turns customer into water*
      poisonxo 18 jan
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    • Autauga 17 jan
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    • That's me. Water is life
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    • Water is some top tier shit. I have more half filled cups in my room than I’d like to admit. Every step I take I can pick up and sip on that nectar.
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    • Uh oh...
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    • Imagine preferring soda
      NCBuckets 20 jan
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    • When I was bartending I had a young guy(and by young I mean young on average not younger than me)asked me for my favorite. I made him an old fashioned(which I love) and he literally puked on my bar lol
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    • Me as a lazy Starbucks barista
      thaicha 20 jan
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    • Me
      Megarrra 20 jan
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    • Ok Tom Brady
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    • Anyone else read that last line in caveman-speak?
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    • This is fucking me
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    • Aquafina is the best bottled water dont @me
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    • Make me your favorite drink...is this, is this fucking green tea?
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    • HYDROHOMIES
      Riman06 19 jan
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    • Bruh water is good but have you had vodka?
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    • "All I taste.. is water." - Joker 2019
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    • Water fucking sucks
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    • I can read the @
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    • Man if I were a bartender and someone asked me to make their favorite drink they’d be SOL, I can’t make fucking moonshine. Definitely can’t make it on the spot
      LOLed4evr 19 jan
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    • Lmaoooo
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    • Fuck soda and sugary ass coffee drinks. water is the best, y’all ever just get the urge to drink three whole ass water bottles even though you know you gonna get sick?
      warshart 18 jan
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    • "All I taste is bleach". "Fuckin love bleach"
      ProZach 18 jan
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    • Same energy
      skiddylo 18 jan
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    • Ok but does water have different flavors?
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    • Water is, by definition, not a beverage. English is strange.
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    • Why not crop all the BS?
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    • You’d get milk of course, for strong bones 🥛
      Seirra17 18 jan
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    • That’s my wife right there
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    • Milk
      PODEPOM 18 jan
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    • Wa'ah
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    • If a bartender did this I would dump the water on the counter and walk out
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    • Sounds better with a Australian accent
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    • Water gang
      cptheap 18 jan
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    • Water is the only drink that, when I drink it, I hope to God I have enough air in my lungs to survive chugging the whole container
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    • If you’re reading this, go drink a glass of water. Stay hydrated, folks.
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    • Taste like pee *me peeing in his face and mouth
      bobi 18 jan
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    • Taste like pee
      bobi 18 jan
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    • Damn it. I used to manage a bar. This would’ve been a perfect line.
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    • My momma said*
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    • His name is Angry Barman
      quizuno 18 jan
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    • Good job on blocking out the name
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    • Up sell bitch
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    • Really had to cover op’s handle huh?
      ijk_mp4 18 jan
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    • Bazz Water
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    • r/waterniggas
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    • Stay hydrated. This is a threat.
      Volcryn 18 jan
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    • what was the point of trying to get rid of the username
      Atheism 17 jan
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    • Hell yeah
      thatboo 17 jan
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    • Me fuckin love water
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    • Can someone show me the “ drink water, this is a threat” meme
      Nexacon 17 jan
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    • Are u STAN THE WATER MAN ?!?!? How is Roy the water boy???
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    • This just in water might cause autism, any one with autism have drank water in their life
      redl1on98 17 jan
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    • Charge $10 for it
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    • Frfr. When it hits after I pour it into my brutal bottle. Mph!!
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    • Me too homie, me too.
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    • Water memes really on fire today I see
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    • #RoyTheWaterBoy
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    • Someone told me to make them whatever I liked to drink so I poured them a shot of well tequila and put some Tabasco in it. He thought I was kidding and I told him it puts hair on your chest and he quit bitching and drank it
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    • anyone else drink a gallon of water a day, or just me?
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    • Me^
      Misami_Mi 17 jan
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    • You’re the best bartender if u can make an alcoholic drink taste just like water
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    • Tap water straight front he toilet tank
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    • Same bro
      Hangaer 17 jan
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    • *opens a can of whoop-ass*
      omegapool 17 jan
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    • Now that's some Hiiiiiigh quality H2O
      omegapool 17 jan
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    • I honestly fucking love ice cold water
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    • Ya it is water because I can't give you 5 shots of vodka!
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