• Crystal Lowery Comedian
My grader has 5 video meetings per day.
Five.
At one point he goes, think this one could have been an email."
So I guess he's ready for the corporate world.
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    • Of fuck off crystal he did not say that
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    • Anyone else think they're just training the children for office jobs now?
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    • Yeah. Didn’t say that. Bitch wants clout
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    • Honestly i wpuld say its fake but considering it its prolly true, kids tjese days are more tech savvy so what kid isnt gonna see a single worksheet and be like "we didnt need a whole zoom call for this"
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    • Sure...
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    • No he didn’t
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    • He’s probably heard her say it before, little kids are pretty good at parroting
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    • Oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that
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    • Then confetti rained from the skies, everyone clapped, and obama gave a speech
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    • Lol my sophomore year gets 2 zoom classes and the rest are watch-video-answer-questions
      Yalloyin 5 sep
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    • No he didn’t crystal
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    • By the looks of her Twitter page, she's either an unsuccessful comedian or she deletes replies. I'm guessing both.
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    • that was the kind of stuff I’d be saying in second grade, don’t sell the kids short
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    • “Comedian”
      KRONCOM 5 sep
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    • Doubt
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    • If you think second graders couldn't say this in the age of technology and online classes. You were probably one of those second graders who failed timed multiplication tables.
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    • That's funny my kid cited the declaration of Independence backwards the other day kids am I right
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    • Nice to know that everyone was there and can say for certain what was and wasn't said!
      Alastor 5 sep
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    • Lying fucking skank
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    • My 6th grade cousin doesnt even talk like that fuck this clout chasing bitch
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    • Yeah nah 2nd graders don’t talk like that
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    • He didn’t
      luhFella 6 sep
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    • A kid saying email seems off they would more likely say message or something but ok
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    • Sure he did Crystal.
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    • I didn’t even know what email was in 2nd grade
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    • I have 6 a day and all of them could just be posts on google classroom.
      Cock_Man 7 sep
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    • It’s all intentional. We are prepping the masses for the next big thing. Nothing more. Can’t be done without some drivers like “omg corona” it’s just seasonal flu. But it’s interesting to see how shit progresses.
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    • No he didnt
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    • My 2nd grader has 1 meeting per day on the 3 days a week she's at home for "virtual learning", so I don't think I believe this.
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    • Austin is the California of Texas
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    • Well he isn’t wrong
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    • he didnt say that...
      Lol_Mems 5 sep
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    • I just have 2
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    • no
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    • content not available more
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    • Fuck off I have 7
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    • Yea hate because he definitely didn't say that but admit that it would have been fun if he did
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    • Your second grader knows what an email is?
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    • Phexal 5 sep
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    • Or he could’ve gone to 5 hours of classes at school, same thing, but my bad the education system is broken and the only way to fix it is Too make everything easy and impossible to fail
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    • A fucking second grader wont say shit about email cuz none of them email ppl you fucking retard
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    • What they actually said was "can I have gold fish now?"
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    • My little brother is in 2nd grade and doing homeschool bc covid and i was helping him with his work they gave his little ass 18 worksheets and 2 packets and 3 videos and a book to read a chapter on like dude hes 7
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    • She has comedian in her god damn name and the comedy app doesn't get the joke
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    • She exaggerates 5 like it doesn’t go to 5 classes at school
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    • I babysit my girlfriend’s daughter in 3rd grade. She takes 2 calls. 1 in the morning that lasts until lunch but they get a few short breaks. And then she has a second one she has to do after lunch. This is bullshit
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    • Them the computer started clapping
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    • we all know this didn’t happen
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    • A second grader wouldn't even know what an email is
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    • I have 8 tomorrow, including lunch
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    • The government is brainwashing us to feel most comfortable as a corporate slave.
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    • Lies
      Aminos 8 sep
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    • Seriously all bullshit every teacher puts the link in a different spot had to make a spreadsheet just to know how to get to ny clas
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    • That’s all education is for, to breed us into corporate people
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    • Like this comment if women are funny
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    • Definitely did not say that,unless you said it and he copied it I don’t believe you Crystal >:{
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    • If you don’t like it, home school him!
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    • Why is this a big deal? If he cant go to school and have those class periods, then of course they are online. I think I had 7. Kids are also smart enough to know what is fluff.
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    • Baby Boss
      Zoofman 7 sep
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    • It does not fucking matter if its fake or not, its fucking hilarious and you can't stop me from imagining it is real and laughing
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    • oh stfu cunt, no way he said that
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    • When I go back to school I have 6 hours straight of zoom, and even after that I have homework. Yeah yeah yeah tough shit and all but this is gonna suck .
      DrunkBro 7 sep
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    • Funny but fake
      Dolemite 7 sep
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    • The way iFunny works first guy says “this person stupid and bad” second guy says “no you stupid bad”
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    • "My 5 year old had to defuse bombs today in Iraq, and when she came back she just sat on the couch watching judge judy on her ipad. I asked her what she wanted to eat and she told me she was hungry for a rare steak with a side of garden salad. She is so mature for her age omg"
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    • When they put comedian in their name, you know they are not funny
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    • No he didn't
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    • That’s totally effective learning for sure.
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    • Bro I have five meetings a day AT MOST and I'm taking 18 credit hours tf
      jsoxh 7 sep
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    • "I hate it when people lie about what their kids say in order to subdue their insecurity about their child's intelligence" - my 3 day old son
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    • I don’t get why this seems so far fetched to everyone. They literally grew up with the technology we have now of course he knows what an email is
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    • That would be quirky and cool if it actually happened
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    • Y’all wanna bootlick corporate society sooooo bad
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    • Even if it is fake I find it funny
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    • Comedian lol get out my face with that bullshit
      WetMouse 7 sep
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    • Probably would Have said this could’ve been a text.
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    • Sums it up nicely.
      chodebag 7 sep
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    • Rip eyesight
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    • Bwahahhaha i love this kid!!!!!!!
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    • None of our meetings are required, rip everyone else who has required ones
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    • Mah man!!!! Lol smart.
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    • It’s almost like he would ordinarily have 5 classes or more in traditional schooling.
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    • I need a young man that can fit in a confined space and turn a wrench tho.
      Beto6 7 sep
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    • If you’re in the second grade and put together sentences like this your teacher is a genious
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    • Yeah stfu he didn’t say that
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    • I get to meet 3 of my 4 professora once a week
      phliper 6 sep
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    • My boss freaked out on a co worker the other day because he didnt read his email from a supervisor(which is literally the first step of the day). Id say they are over qualified.
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    • “Oh shut the fuck up Rebeca he did not say that”
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    • “Comedian”
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    • Five.
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    • I get one zoom meeting a week and the rest are annoying ass discussion boards
      Sekiro 6 sep
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    • There’s a lot of people saying doubt but a kid in elementary school probably does know what an email is and they probably are doing multiple video tasks a day so whys this so hard to believe
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    • Did this happen... No.
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    • I would say it's fake but 90% of my zoom calls aren't even worth an email. It just "hey y'all doing work cool bye".
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    • A 2nd grader doesn't know what a email is STFU
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    • The fuck happened to haiku?
      ImoralJ 6 sep
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    • My old school was 8am-3pm with two 30 min breaks. Shit was dumb asf. Legit never left the house and everyone git fat.
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