Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you
My Brain:
BrinaDragon BrinaDragon
26 sep 2020
Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you My Brain:
starwarsthingsO
CLONE
We're just Cartoons. sir. We're meant to be kid shows
Not tome
Whats 21?
21 boy
YOU STUPID
Eivor Eivor
29 sep 2020
starwarsthingsO CLONE We're just Cartoons. sir. We're meant to be kid shows Not tome Whats 21? 21 boy YOU STUPID
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas
University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
"Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. "Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
When the teacher walks up to you
during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
White_Red_noon White_Red_noon
8 mar
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
Some dogs have all the luck.
plush_zucctheberg plush_zucctheberg
29 oct 2020
Some dogs have all the luck.
FISH TACO!
FOLLGIV ME FOR MORE RECIPES!
Krackers Krackers
24 sep 2020
FISH TACO! FOLLGIV ME FOR MORE RECIPES!
Stay Back to the Futmse mashups by Thinty
UrkelBot UrkelBot
1 may
Stay Back to the Futmse mashups by Thinty
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and
some grown ass person next to me says,
"Oh, that's the year I was born."
HalloweenIsLife HalloweenIsLife
23 sep 2020
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and some grown ass person next to me says, "Oh, that's the year I was born."
spongebob intro: are you ready kids.
me: aye aye captain.
spongebob intro: I can't hear you.
me:
BackHurts BackHurts
24 sep 2020
spongebob intro: are you ready kids. me: aye aye captain. spongebob intro: I can't hear you. me:
Grillby305 Grillby305
25 sep 2020
United States Ameticaa mammal
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and
this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
22 sep 2020
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
When re getting a package and
When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Tabby Tabby
20 sep 2020
When re getting a package and When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA
ITS HOW FAR You
CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
pl4y80y pl4y80y
14 apr
BABY IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE ANTENNA ITS HOW FAR You CAN SHOOT YOUR COMM
Watermelon sugar high'
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high' Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
if
Lowerdcase Lowerdcase
15 apr
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life if
This woman saw a lion in a fucking train station and her first instinct was
to beat the living shit out of it
ItsMichael ItsMichael
3 mar
This woman saw a lion in a fucking train station and her first instinct was to beat the living shit out of it
Me: I have to start eating healthier
Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
ry
Download the @memes app
itsham itsham
28 sep 2020
Me: I have to start eating healthier Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress: ry Download the @memes app
When you see him after ti you let him waitress shove $1 $5 after your you let him hole.
shove $1 in your booty hole
DaddyCatfishSTL DaddyCatfishSTL
25 sep 2020
When you see him after ti you let him waitress shove $1 $5 after your you let him hole. shove $1 in your booty hole