Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you
My Brain:
BrinaDragon BrinaDragon
26 sep 2020
Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you My Brain:
Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
TheGraynooner1993 TheGraynooner1993
3 nov 2020
Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
why does your box say /police?
thatbluebox:
#little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
why does your box say /police? thatbluebox: #little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
When she says she uses OnlyFans but there's an AC unit at her house
Liar
CryHarder CryHarder
25 may
When she says she uses OnlyFans but there's an AC unit at her house Liar
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the
Norwegian armed forces in exile during WWII. He once saved the life of a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-welding enemy.
Bamse would also break up fights among crew mates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death, Bamse was buried with full military honors.
iScare iScare
23 sep 2020
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during WWII. He once saved the life of a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-welding enemy. Bamse would also break up fights among crew mates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death, Bamse was buried with full military honors.
noon noon
27 sep 2020
© Based on: dbzmode
dbamode When she text you "have a nice life..." likes she's done...Then you wake up to 8 paragraphs in the morning
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons.
Mat
steamed_ham steamed_ham
26 sep 2020
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons. Mat
When you forget to thank the and his wife for their service.
SheoTheJew SheoTheJew
12 may
When you forget to thank the and his wife for their service.
my butt
that first sip of coffee
noonhansa noonhansa
20 nov 2020
my butt that first sip of coffee
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol
The friend he shot in the
Knee was not as lucky.
GhostRevolver GhostRevolver
2 jun
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol The friend he shot in the Knee was not as lucky.
Meet Sasha. - Meet Sasha.
Ryank0991 Ryank0991
21 sep 2020
Meet Sasha. - Meet Sasha.
"My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't."
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't."
WWE Star Alexa Bliss' Pet Pig
Larry-Steve Dies After Vets
Refuse Treatment
MIKE CHIARI
MAY 25, 2021
WrestleMemeia WrestleMemeia
25 may
WWE Star Alexa Bliss' Pet Pig Larry-Steve Dies After Vets Refuse Treatment MIKE CHIARI MAY 25, 2021
me: google give me a gentle coyote
google:
fandomdeity36 fandomdeity36
22 jan 2021
me: google give me a gentle coyote google:
When you're playing Wii Sports tennis with your older brother and he makes the ball
smoke off the serve
Tell me how!
WookieeCookie WookieeCookie
4 nov 2020
When you're playing Wii Sports tennis with your older brother and he makes the ball smoke off the serve Tell me how!
Me at my son's parent teacher
conference
smart or is ne me?
xxWuMemesxx xxWuMemesxx
1 may
Me at my son's parent teacher conference smart or is ne me?
day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
The kid in the wheelchair : *tells a funny joke*
Me preventing myself from saying he should become a stand-up comedian :
The kid in the wheelchair : *tells a funny joke* Me preventing myself from saying he should become a stand-up comedian :