Crows in Texas be like
Yee-Caw.
Crows in Texas be like Yee-Caw.
Whatever she's squirting...I'm drinking!
Whatever she's squirting...I'm drinking!
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure
[anger]
_Punisher_ _Punisher_
22 sep 2020
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure [anger]
Duck_II Duck II Goose
slant3d3y3 slant3d3y3
15 apr
Duck_II Duck II Goose
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
6 nov 2020
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
DID YOU JUST POO?
THINK YOU JUST POG POOD
VikoThePirate VikoThePirate
23 mar
DID YOU JUST POO? THINK YOU JUST POG POOD
When You Pray To God To Remove Your
Family's Problem & Next Day You Find
Yourself In Heaven
Bacardi Bacardi
17 dec 2020
When You Pray To God To Remove Your Family's Problem & Next Day You Find Yourself In Heaven
She should do Jinx from LoL
Sfur_thread
Lucky for you, she already did - Lucky for you, she already did 😳
Avalre Avalre
15 oct 2020
She should do Jinx from LoL Sfur_thread Lucky for you, she already did - Lucky for you, she already did 😳
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling
Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
overstuffedopossum overstuffedopossum
24 sep 2020
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
Roses Are Red
But Something's Wrong...
Charly254
25 may
Roses Are Red But Something's Wrong...
Me: touches a body part that hurts
My brain:
do it again.
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: touches a body part that hurts My brain: do it again.
Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for?? - Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for??
agentill agentill
24 sep 2020
Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for?? - Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for??
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
pickles05
15 apr
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
CAT SLEEPING POSITIONS
"THE BUTT SHELTER" "SPINAL CAVE"
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
CAT SLEEPING POSITIONS "THE BUTT SHELTER" "SPINAL CAVE"
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later
Her: But I'm on my period..
Me: Raspberry pie it is
CollinGranahan01 CollinGranahan01
25 feb
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later Her: But I'm on my period.. Me: Raspberry pie it is
Xinity Xinity
22 sep 2020
© Based on: viralbeautyvibz
So we got a new rug our cat doesn't approve Imaooooo' cf TikTok @addictedtochipsnsalsa
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
AssGaurdian311 AssGaurdian311
11 feb
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again
sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
DopeGame DopeGame
21 jun
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
ScrumDiggitty ScrumDiggitty
18 nov 2020
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l
'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat
First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and
<isappointment, then when you take another bite your
'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be
'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is
\hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking
'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
BO
288,532 note:
Darkwolf244 Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note: