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A Penn State student stole his ex-roommate's debit card information and spent more
than
$15,000 on
pornographic websites over a
three-year period, according to State College
police.
Parker Schoem's ex-roommate returned
to Penn State in August after serving with the South
Lab partner didn't show up today. Googled his
name. Today is-his trial. I hate group work
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    • Who tf is like where’s my lab partner, better google it
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    • That better be some good stuff if you have to pay $15k for it
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    • What kind of fucking porn was this man buying
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    • Who the hell googles his lab partners name when they don’t show up
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    • Why? There's so much free porn
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    • Once again. Who tf pays for porn?
      VeryGood 18 jun
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    • No college student has $15,000 sitting in their account at the ready
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    • Who the fuck spends money on porn? I beat my dick to the birds outside my window like a real man
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    • Dudes brain is just completely fried from all the porn he watches
      Rayquaza 18 jun
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    • Definitely some illigal shit
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    • Are ya'll not noticing that this says over 3 years!? Who the fuck doesn't notice that kinda shit for over 3 years!?
      Malcalim 18 jun
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    • i google big boob and get ten million result
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    • Who tf googles someone when they’re sick
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    • I'm going to stop you there.....who the fuck has $15,000 being enrolled as a college student?!!...
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    • So his roommate lived with him,. Then went to the South Korean Army... and then came back to college, and didn’t notice any transactions taking place over a 3 year Period. Wtf is going on
      deder 19 jun
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    • Why would you google someone’s name because they didn’t show up to class
      brizza 18 jun
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    • PhatGunt 18 jun
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    • Funny joke, however the article doesn’t mention the students name
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    • this is some big penn state energy lmao
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    • jesus christ
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    • False. No college student has that much in their bank account
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    • Right because the first thing I do when someone is absent, is to look up their name on google.
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    • Who tf pays for porn
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    • PORN IS FREEEEEEEEEEE
      MATT_526 19 jun
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    • Debit card? Wtf has 15k in their account?
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    • Y’all he was probably trying to find his social media account to see where he was.
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    • WE ARE!!!!
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    • Porn is free
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    • Mrmemerz 19 jun
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    • Who pays for porn and what college student am I gonna feel bad for that has $15k in their checking
      eddyn24 19 jun
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    • Who the fuck has a $15,000 line of credit in college
      FadedInk 19 jun
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    • Who TF buys porn anymore
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    • He is the OnlyFan.
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    • Why would you google his name if he didn’t show up for lab lmaooo
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    • Porn. Is. Free. You fucking idiots
      Dat_GuyAM 19 jun
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    • I don’t understand why people pay for porn. Tbh I’m perfectly fine with free.
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    • Mrmemerz 19 jun
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    • Did he buy an entire cult of sex slaves? I don’t get how he was even to spend that much money
      Zizy 19 jun
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    • Okay so Parker Schoem the dude who did this (all this is from this specific article) they never mention the ex roomates name this apparently the ex roomate who was serving in the South Korean Army so NOT A COLLEGE STUDENT noticed $10000 missing from his account and called the bank they traced (1/2)
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    • I had a seizure on the final day of my capstone group project and went to the hospital so I didn’t have to do my part of the presentation lol I lucked out. Still passed the class with a “B+” had all the material just didn’t do the presentation.
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    • Your roommate got 15k on their debit card?
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    • In one of my classes some dude would show up 45 minutes late and leave a half hour early for a class that was 1 hour and 47 minutes. I hate retards who get into college
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    • Screw penn state all my homies hate penn state
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    • Parker got robbed
      edgemania 19 jun
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    • Yo PennState gang where u at
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    • Penn State Gang
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    • Penn state gang
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    • F
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    • Porn is free
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    • Jesus, that's what a fucking addiction looks like.
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    • Y'all can Google this to verify it: I worked at a Tyson plant in Shelbyville TN. Worked as a lead and had a few others with me. One guy came in for a month or two and worked my job alongside one other. 3 of us all got along great, always laughing and joking. One Wednesday he didn't show up. Pt 1
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    • I wouldnt pay more than 10 bucks wtf?
      bWax967 18 jun
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    • How did his roommate not catch on for 3 years?
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    • Imagen payong for porn when all porn is free? Who needs to pay for porn? Pay for internet sure but porn?
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    • Where’s PSU gang at?
      Carefree 19 jun
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      UHCGamer 18 jun
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    • We are!
      DjHaez 20 jun
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    • Hey everyone, I go to Penn state! Lawdy frickin dah
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    • Penn state? Really how have i not heard of this happening
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    • Fuck yeah Penn State
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    • Who tf pays for porn
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    • His 15k
      Monkey3y 18 jun
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    • Out of everything you could spend 15000 dollars on
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    • He buy like 5 lifetime memberships to brazzers?
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    • Everybody's talking about the porn, I'm tryna figure what idiot keeps $15k in their damn checking account
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    • Why would you spend $15k on a video you are only going to watch for 30 seconds
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    • Who tf pays for porn?
      smug 18 jun
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    • I mean if its 15k, why not use the money to experience the real thing???
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    • My bank will freeze my card if I spend 300 dollars on a clothing site wtf they overprotective
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    • What I want to know is who the hell has $15,000 in a debit account!?!?
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    • Who the fuck actually pays for porn that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard
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    • In what reality does a student have 15k.. credit or otherwise. Like damn why go to school.
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    • Hold up this mfer served in the south korean army and had over $15,000 on his debit card?
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    • Porn that's worth $15k better make you lose your virginity 56 times if that's how much you spending, or spending at all
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    • Y
      Agrny 22 jun
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    • To me it never matters. We all know the geek ends up doing it all.
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    • Who the fuck pays for porn
      ummmm 21 jun
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    • imagine paying for porn...
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    • In high school, my engineering partner got suspended because he got into a fight. The Albanian kid sold him oregano instead of Weed.
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    • Who takes three years to notice stolen money from your account...seems fake
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    • College in a nut shell.
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    • For 15 k you could buy a girlfriend 😂 maybe he was gay who knows
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    • My friend has his phone stolen in high school and the person who stole it sent the most horrible graphic images to one specific person in his contacts. He almost got blamed, they didn’t believe it wasn’t him until witnessed confirmed it was stolen.
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    • What college student has 15k in there bank account...
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    • Why would anyone google a lab partner’s name when they don’t show up?
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    • Stay classy PSU
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    • that dude speed ran onlyfans and beat it in record time, i know i was there
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    • Sounds like Penn State to me
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    • Simping money to Belle Delphine
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    • too....much..........horny
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    • WE ARE, MESSED UP
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    • He was serving with the South Korean army??
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    • He’s gotta be into some weird shit if he has to pay
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    • Sounds like something retarded penn state kids would do
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    • rigggggghhht....his roommate did it. i swear mom it was my roommate.
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