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I HAVE TO GET TO KFC IN 12 SECONDS!
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    • And then that bitch Arcadia has the audacity to fucking send 4 thugs after me when I buy shit from her on the regular, all because I accidentally stole some wheat
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    • The shopkeeper gets it
      Gsellers 24 jun
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    • I'm fully convinced that shopkeepers and citizens know you're rifling through there pockets and taking their shit. They just don't say anything because they don't want to be shouted into nothing
      Tron70 5 jul
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    • i hate the fact that people dont give a fuck that youre dragonborn. THE dovahkiin. like bitch, i could send you on a one way trip to high hrothgar, give me free shit
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    • Until Belethor sent a legion of thugs at me because i accidentally took a troll skull
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    • Maybe im the Dragonborn, and i just dont know it yet..
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    • Someone got iffy with the dussy and make the dragonborn.
      Bargo_ 5 jul
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    • I was playing skyrim the other day, i needed some troll fat so i went to the place in whiterun. She didn't have any troll fat for sale even though there was one sitting on the counter next to her. Make a lot of sense right? So i stole it of course, but still.
      thad1287 6 jul
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    • Go fiddling with any cocks around here and we’re gonna have a real BIG party
      Blue_koi 5 jul
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    • Im sad you could never challenge ulfric to combat and kil1 him claiming the throne. Or claim all of skyrim I mean for real you are essentially a demigod
      DazeX 5 jul
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    • Paperboy was an amazing game, quite difficult as a kid too.
      Plain 5 jul
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    • I never harm shop keepers so I have enough places to sell my useless junk
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    • If only skyrim NPC's were actually that sentient
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    • "I'll have 2 number 9's ..."
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    • I never steal ,I am a humble Dova
      IPfinder 5 jul
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    • Imma grab his butt real quick
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    • I’m replaying Skyrim and I’m currently collecting all the dragon priest masks any thoughts on what I should do next
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    • FUS RO DAH
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    • I just sell things I don’t need in skyrim
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    • brony 6 jul
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    • I wish you could confront shopkeepers about the thugs they send after you, that would keep me from murdering them
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    • Been playing Skyrim on legendary difficulty recently. Thank fuck for the flame atronach. Can't take a hit to save my life. Literally.
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    • Grand theft auto be like, yeah I'll have 1 burger and a medium drink *comes out to 60$*
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    • Paperboy is such a good game I love it to death. I have an arcade in my basement full of 80s/90s games so if you think it, I've played it
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    • Dorkly is fucking cringe
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    • Smart shopkeep
      Angryy 3 jul
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    • DM gay furry porn
      DatZtuff 5 jul
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    • Ah I once had a brotherhood assassin come to me on a mountain then he fell off by backing up
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    • This has been featured a lot of times. My dad really enjoys dorkly.
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    • I used to be an adventurer like you. But then i took an arrow to the knee
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    • Paperboy lol. Dam
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    • That paperboy meme is accurate to real life though
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    • The one in whiterun will try to beat your ass
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    • I forgot about paperboy lmao
      MrMOPAR 8 jul
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    • Damn that makes me feel bad for at least some things I've done as dovahkin
      BadTouch 8 jul
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    • Comically large burger
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    • I remember this one game I used to play all the time as a kid, it was this fat guy and he would run across the rooftops and the farther you went in game, the thinner/buffer he got and the faster you’d run
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    • My username better not be green
      AURAXXUR 7 jul
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    • What if that's why max sneak is so powerful in Skyrim? It's not you being stealthy, it's because everyone now knows you game end dragons for a living?
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    • i wanna fuck brynjolf
      spacious 7 jul
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    • Heard they’re reforming the dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.
      spacious 7 jul
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    • I literally just started replaying Skyrim yesterday and have been doing that shit to everyone. 😂
      ArtbyJ 7 jul
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    • I just started out recently and I slept in a tavern bed without paying in riverwood and the dude hired bounty hunters to collect one nights rent
      Valflame 6 jul
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    • Fus Ro Dah
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    • You know it's a Julia LePetit drawing
      KYISTE 6 jul
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    • The feature I wish that was in fallout 76 was the ability sneak up to an enemy and sneak a live granade in the inventory and blows the enemy up. This is especially since I am a stealth assassin
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    • Got a Dreamcast from Vintage Stock for $70 not too long ago, and one of the four games it came with was Crazy Taxi. It's fun and all, but it surprised me to know that this arcade-like game was so hyped up.
      C_B_ 6 jul
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    • People need to learn to spell and grammar check.
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    • Reblogged it for the skyrim part of the thread lol
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    • Did I just see a meme about paperboy??
      SoyuzSam 6 jul
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    • Holy shit they used Crazy Taxi. I fucking loved that game on PS2
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    • Nobody has ever worn that helmet. It is worthless. As worthless as dawnbreaker.
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    • Just straight up roast a dragon to death, rap battles would be lethal
      Link 6 jul
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    • Crazy taxi was a fever dream
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    • The stable boy in white run sends lots of thugs cause I accidentally frost breathed his father to death
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    • Deadass once I accidentally stole a cabbage and the guards just said “i saw that” and left me alone, then later I got attacked by bandits and the note said, the person *my name* has the tremendous bounty of 1 gold, bring him in dead or alive
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    • Don't you remember the Crazy Taxi steroid version called Smash 'n Drive?
      Crytis 6 jul
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    • Look at those Magic Mike fingers goin' up your COOOOOOOOTER
      Yakom 6 jul
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    • Give me your money or I'll shout you to pieces.
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    • The Skyrim one is soooo fucking spot on
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    • Dude I fucking love burger time
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    • You know working with the public the paper route one isn't entirely unbelievable
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    • Yeah you guys are lucky to just be able to google paper boy to get the reference... I played that dog shit game
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    • Go watch Drawfee
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    • Everyone knows what you doing they wait till you leave and higher dark brother hood and mercenaries to take care of you!
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    • The only funny one was crazy taxi. The rest are unfunny garbage
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    • I haven’t played crazy taxi since 2003
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    • Anyone know safest place to pirate Skyrim. I don’t wanna buy it for the 4th time
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    • This made me feel bad
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    • Now I have the urge to go play Skyrim.
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    • “He murders dragons by yelling at them” YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I DO
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    • Ok this kind of has to do with the post. I need some help, I got Skyrim from GameStop a few days ago and when I tried to download it it said to free up space but it said that even after I didn’t it 3 times. I tried moving it to another hard drive and it wouldn’t work and I tried restarting my Xbox-
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    • Whoooooooa
      Marcelus 6 jul
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    • Listan if a 6ft tall lizard woman comes in to your store and you know damn well she can kiIl her ancestors by screaming at them you damn well give her what she wants.
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    • My latest play through in Skyrim has me with a Breton mage build who is a devout follower of Mara. I don't steal or murder people and while it has caused some questlines to become unavailable, it makes for interesting gameplay
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    • Skyrim is so accurate
      shrek55 6 jul
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    • Skyrim: I've been injured time to eat 300 pieces of cheese
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    • I was playing Skyrim and this week as mercenary came out of no where and called me a milk drinker and tried to fight me
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    • This made me remember I have to manually re-type all 150+ of my Skyrim mods in order to re-download and use them because I deleted Skyrim and my Xbox thought it would be funny to delete my whole library of mods. I love my life
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    • Paperboy is literally about Wallstreet Journal subscribers
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    • i’ve never played skyrim before. should i get it? also MKB or controller (just switched to pc)
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    • That shopkeeper knows he will be reduced to nothing but ash if he dares trifle with the dragonborn
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    • I feel the last one would be more accurate if the Dragonborn put a kettle on his head then he asked where the Dragonborn went.
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    • I don't even really steal much shit in Skyrim, most of its worthless anyway
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    • God I miss paperboy, that was a throw back.
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    • Crazy Taxi only giving you 12 seconds? Childs play
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    • He's not rolling slight of hand, he's rolling for intimidation.
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    • I’m going to try doing a new run of Skyrim on my pc. What rules should I follow or mods should I download? I’m looking for suggestions like “Be a straightedge paladin”(in all my other runs I’ve never had a “character” that I’ve embodied)
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    • Them* not him
      Kaliic 5 jul
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    • The skyrim comic was the best "I dont need this heat"
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    • Never got to play Crazy Taxi was it good or bad?
      Meowhoot 5 jul
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    • San Andreas did that first.
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    • I feel like they only scratched the serface of paper boy. Game is a brutal drug trip
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