• Craving a hug is worse than craving sex.
Because masturbation exists but there's no way you
of your face. Close your eyes and run your thumbs up
and down the sides of your face. This is a position that
stimulates intimacy, and might make u feel a bit better
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    • Kinda pathetic. Gonna try it tho don’t tell anybody
      bsalt 13 jul
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    • This is a new low point for me.
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    • Hug masterbation
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    • It's not the same as her
      MajorTom 13 jul
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    • why does it work so well...
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    • Jesus Christ im so lonely and pathetic that doing this made me cry fuck off
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    • i tried it and i almost teared up, god im such a fucking tard
      Kasagure 14 jul
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    • I CAME
      stituner 13 jul
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    • Haha you guys are pathetic. Brb im gonna go. Uh. Try something *quietly starts sobbing*
      Jungler 14 jul
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    • God I just wanna cuddle
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    • PSA: there's nothing wrong with craving intimacy or giving yourself affection. You deserve to feel loved. If hugging yourself gives you comfort then that's okay, you deserve that comfort and you aren't weird or pathetic for wanting it.
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    • Ope, now I'm sad
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    • Niggas really be this sad
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    • Body builders must be sad af
      jetguy 14 jul
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    • Lol you need to hug yourself? How pathetic! Now lemme save it real quick, for a friend of course
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    • Go outside
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    • I’ve never cuddled with a girl and honestly I’d rather do that than have sex at this point
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    • I'm so lonely I unironically tried it
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    • I was halfway into doing the described motion and felt like I was about to cry?
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    • I don’t want tc I just want notifications can y’all leave a comment or something :)
      Wankette 14 jul
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    • Jongin 14 jul
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    • Hello. I am in need of a new snuggle buddy. Last one grabbed my left butt cheek. I will be accepting and reading through applications. Thank you.
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    • I wish I had a cuddle buddy, we don’t even have to anything sexual like sex or making out just locking hands and wrapping arms and legs around each other cuddling watching a movie head resting on each other that’s it nothing more
      Jsway_628 15 jul
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    • Redditors amirite
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    • I did this and then the second I let go I started to feel bad like “ damn I hurt so much I had to hug myself to feel stupid”
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    • Well no more masterbateing for me
      AMacik 14 jul
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    • Tried it...felt like an idiot...now I feel worse
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    • am i autistic... cause i cant figure out how to do it correctly 💀
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    • I havent been hugged in so long... this made me miss it all over again :(
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    • I did this and now I'm having my own baby, this advice does more than what it says and as a male I am highly concerned.
      lazyBea 14 jul
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    • I've been starved from intimacy for so long that I tried this and almost cried
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    • Bet these are the only hugs Pork Sword gets...
      MemeSir 14 jul
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    • isnt it great that a vast majority of dudes dont remember the last time they were hugged
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    • Fucking works
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    • I tried this and it made me nutted instantly
      Wet_Fart 14 jul
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    • It's a bit sad that someone had a legitimate answer. For whatever reason, I'm reminded of an experiment where a baby monkey bonded with a lifeless stuffed animal just because it was the only thing around at birth and "provided" nourishment. I tear'd up a little at that.
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    • Ngl sex is kinda overrated, it’s just sex. Doesn’t compare to holding her in your arms and stroking her hair
      12pm 15 jul
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    • That actually made me feel a little better
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    • that position doesnt make me feel better. it makes me cry.
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    • i have reached a new low, if anyone is willing to cuddle in hazmat suits hit me up
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    • Wtf this is so stupid. It do feel good tho..
      rkuk 14 jul
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    • naw, not even close
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    • Lonely niggas unite 😔
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    • I almost cried
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    • It works really well but then you’re left laying there with your thoughts and there’s always that chorus of voices going “Wow. You really hit rock bottom when you have to find a way to hug yourself.” Like Masturbation, you’re left with nothing but pain and grief
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    • So like...who else tried this?
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    • I gave this a shot. I closed my eyes and nearly started crying.
      SHDWDRFT 15 jul
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    • Instructions unclear accidentally hugged my neck and it broke
      Sdvix 14 jul
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    • *Self healing activated*
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    • Just gonna do this for a few days...
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    • i don’t remember the last time someone gave me a hug
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    • I wish somebody would hold me the way I hold me
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    • Just cried.
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    • Fucking liar........doesn't work...asshole
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    • My girlfriends on the other side of the world. The craving for hugs far outweighs my craving to fuck her.
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    • That's a new low, even for me. I'll bet it works tho
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    • This will hopefully get lost...Me: dating a guy who is not affectionate, I try to be he never puts his arms around unless we’re around his guys friends or my people. Never when we’re alone, I won’t cuddle with me and he’s not into kissing. I want to leave, but I don’t to hurt him. I need affection
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    • I hate this fucking world I'm going nuts with this endless wage slaving and schooling. Theres no point to it all. I hate this so much I only have my alcohol and I'm running low. Fuck. And to think were the lucky ones in the first world country. I suppose it could be far worse and I should at least
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    • God I’m lonely
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    • Fuck you, it lead me too masturbating.
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    • I did this and opened my eyes only to see how lonely I really was
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    • Oh hey, you’re here too
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    • I felt nothing do I need help
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    • wb spoonin, pillow dnt count
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    • Why don't you hold a cup of warm water to mimic the warmth the human contact and maybe you'll calm down
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    • Sometimes a nigga just need some physical affection and positive affirmations
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    • I tried it and instinctively snuggled into my own hand
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    • Well I never need to masterbate again
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    • Maternity pillow on amazon. Never been pregnant but those things are incredible
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    • This might be ironic coming from someone with an ass as her pfp but can we drop the casual sex thing and go back to honest to god love and dating? I'm trying to find one person to love for the rest of my life, ya feel?
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    • Heads up. You can buy medical research arms online. All the way up to the shoulder.
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    • Secretly saves post
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    • For everyone who had the need to try this, I'm sorry. I did too, btw. So I'm hugging all of you in my minds, let's all be miserable together to make less misery.
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    • What has my life become...
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    • I didn't realize just how much I was missing that kind of close intimate feel until I started uncontrollably crying when trying this.
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    • iT WoRkS hOLy ShIt
      JustSC 15 jul
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    • Get a dog. (A big dog) Hug your new best friend.
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    • I actually tried to do it..
      fugs 15 jul
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    • Then I’ll be simping for myself
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    • definitely not saving this to try later
      funny1 15 jul
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    • Get a dog; free hugs at any time
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    • Still not the same
      sillyfire 14 jul
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    • Is this true tho?
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    • Emotional neglected children rise up
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    • Hug I really don’t give a damn about sex
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    • Shit didn’t work
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    • I needed that
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    • It’s sort of like trying to tickle yourself it just doesn’t work
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    • Tried it and felt uncomfortable.
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    • Hugs are great because they distribute a good amount of pressure over a decent amount of surface area. My fav alternative is to place heavyish pillows on chest while laying down. It's also the best cuddle position (chest2chest just huggin) in my opinion
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    • The levels of depression and desperation and loneliness in the iFunny community is really insane
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    • I miss her so god damn much
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