Crab Bolled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In
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Reply are
lian xperience
Twas tired of the sun. Always blinding me while i'm on the computer.
I wanted rain and thought the best way to do that was to make god cry
10e749103701jdne 10e749103701jdne
21 sep 2020
Crab Bolled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In iotiorbinks why Reply are lian xperience Twas tired of the sun. Always blinding me while i'm on the computer. I wanted rain and thought the best way to do that was to make god cry
When you have an argument with your best friend
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
rikitikitavi rikitikitavi
24 sep 2020
When you have an argument with your best friend Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
Wholesome_Bert Wholesome_Bert
27 sep 2020
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Firefighter dad returns home to his family after 18 days of fighting wildfires Alte: 18 days OS, GL retuied fame,
Today let us give thanks to Al
Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
Today let us give thanks to Al Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
told him I wouldn't throw the stick anymore because playtime was over. Source
tymorrowland
Se
THROW THE STICK YOU MONSTER
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
told him I wouldn't throw the stick anymore because playtime was over. Source tymorrowland Se THROW THE STICK YOU MONSTER
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
Aj1604 Aj1604
10 feb
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do?
Me:
Tabby Tabby
26 mar
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do? Me:
People That Walk Fast Are
Reported To Be Less Happy
ave.
The faster you walk the more unhappy you
Spaceham Spaceham
25 sep 2020
People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy ave. The faster you walk the more unhappy you
WE8K IN Jalll tO Cancel your stuaent loans?"
Me:
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
WE8K IN Jalll tO Cancel your stuaent loans?" Me:
4 things people can't choose:
- Parents
- Nationality
- Sexuality
- The President of Russia
4 things people can't choose: - Parents - Nationality - Sexuality - The President of Russia
When a woman says
"First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
3 jan 2021
When a woman says "First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
10 year old me coming out of
the fitting room so my mom could see how the shirt fit
La_Chula La_Chula
24 nov 2020
10 year old me coming out of the fitting room so my mom could see how the shirt fit
When you take your little brother to
school and see your old teachers
th ney tnere, Gemons
me, ya boy.
Sketchers Sketchers
20 nov 2020
When you take your little brother to school and see your old teachers th ney tnere, Gemons me, ya boy.
How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy
fit!
What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!
hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr-
plexed!"
questionable_reddit questionable_reddit
11 jun
How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy fit! What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping! Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine! hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark! hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr- plexed!"
Lenny: There's talk of hanging
Micah
Arthur:
Lenny: There's talk of hanging Micah Arthur:
Gabriel-iglesias@ ww
@fluffyguy
am the voice of Speedy Gonzales in the new Space Jam.
Does this mean they are gonna try to cancel Fluffy too? U can't catch me cancel culture. I'm the fastest mouse in all of
Mexico
Inmate_423 Inmate_423
9 mar
Gabriel-iglesias@ ww @fluffyguy am the voice of Speedy Gonzales in the new Space Jam. Does this mean they are gonna try to cancel Fluffy too? U can't catch me cancel culture. I'm the fastest mouse in all of Mexico
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE,
DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES..
IT'S ALL RULES, RULES,
IT'S ALURULES!
NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
reluctantadult reluctantadult
26 sep 2020
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE, DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES.. IT'S ALL RULES, RULES, IT'S ALURULES! NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
She ain't leave you on read, you left her speechless. Hit that DM again big dawg
She ain't leave you on read, you left her speechless. Hit that DM again big dawg
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
*Thanos snaps his fingers*
people who were giving blowjobs:
Spiders Spiders
25 dec 2020
*Thanos snaps his fingers* people who were giving blowjobs: