• Coworker's 9yo son asked to write a
diary of a character from Macbeth.
He chose the King.
Day 1: excited about visiting ma wee
friend macbeth and hoping he does
nae kill me in ma sleep.
day 2 (ghost king): i cannae believe
he killed me
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    • Ah fuck I can believe you've done this
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    • 1. Macbeth is not for 9 year olds, it's far beyond their understanding of the english language's history. 2. If this is, somehow, real, then the kid is a genius and I can see why they're able to comprehend Macbeth
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    • What 9 year old reads Macbeth
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    • “What, you egg ?” [He stabs him.]
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    • Adding this to the list of twitter 9 year olds who actually didn’t do this
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    • I recently have grown to hate the play Macbeth, especially since I found out recently that I am related to King Duncan (the one that gets kiIled.)
      Rethos 9 jul
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    • If they didn’t have the fake story the joke would have been hilarious but that ruined it
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    • I want to know what kind of school this kid goes to, because I never even heard of Macbeth when I was 9
      DIOs_mio 9 jul
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    • Bruh I read macbeth senior of high school what the fuck
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    • I remember being the king in a high school production of Macbeth. I was so disappointed that I would only get to be in one act that they brought me back in Macbeth's dream sequence with the other murdered kings.
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    • I barely understood the book when I read it as a sophomore how tf you expect us to believe a 9 year old said that
      ImMeta 10 jul
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    • Rogon_II 9 jul
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    • I’ve met some smart 9 year olds, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility.
      Vetalemo 10 jul
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    • A 9yo? I'm doing my best to get my 8yo brother to read Harry Potter, and THAT'S a struggle
      lynnsan 9 jul
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    • Yikes, the fact that this is obviously fake makes me not enjoy this one folks
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    • Early don't know what to say
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    • I think she meant 9th grader because that’s when I read it or public school is just for retards
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    • Hey for you dummies out there most middle schools and elementary schools have kids read Shakespeare and the likes but a simplified version for kids.
      Combee_ 10 jul
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    • Fucking spoiler warning please
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    • Every day a new nude for admiral ackbar ! Dm me and lioe the comment...
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    • Uh huh, a 9 year old read McBeth. Right
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    • *slowly raises hand* I read A Midsummer Nights Dream and Romeo and Juliet when I was 9...
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    • I mean, I read Hamlet by myself at 12. It's not too far out of the realm of possibility.
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    • 90% of features on here are just pure dog shit...
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    • Am I the only one that remembers children versions of Shakespeare and other classics? Bc I remember reading a kiddie version of Romeo and Juliet, little women, and Call of The Wild in like third grade
      monia25 10 jul
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    • Why lie about a child writing this? It's an okay joke on its own so why make obviously fake shit up?
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    • The horses at each other
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    • In my 10th grade english class my teacher asked what my favorite quote was from the play and when I said “Who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him” the class went silent until my teacher awkwardly laughed about it
      Rissa 9 jul
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    • Why did the kid have to ask to do this?
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    • when i meet a 9 year old who can comprehend macbeth i will throw my diploma in a volcano
      malcal43 12 jul
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    • Huh!?
      Lugo 12 jul
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    • What teachers gives 9 year old Macbeth. I was 16 when I read it and still didn’t understand it
      kyberion 11 jul
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    • Why the heck would a 9 year old be reading Macbeth???
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    • I’m not gonna lie to you. Shakespeare’s stories are pretty much hot garbage to me.
      Malacor 11 jul
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    • Fair is foul, and foul is fair. Hover through the fog and filthy air.
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    • nae?
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    • betrayal...
      NoTap 10 jul
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    • Mistook Macbeth for hamlet for a second because of the ghost dad
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    • Dog if you made the kid like 14 it would have been believable.
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    • This nigga’s 9 and already reading Macbeth and I finished hs and never actually read it lmao
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    • Lmao a 9 year old reading Macbeth? pathetic last week my unborn son read Homer's Odyssey 😤
      Zeguner 10 jul
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    • I’m not gonna say it’s impossible for a 9 year old to understand Macbeth, I’m just saying I find it highly unlikely.
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    • I am a graduating senior and we just read Macbeth this year tf?
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    • I just read this my junior year wtf?
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    • stand and unfold yourself, lOnG lIvE tHe KiNg
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    • Wee cunt
      Kios2112 10 jul
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    • Ah fuck I can’t believe you’ve done this
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    • Unless the kid is actually Scottish, this is fake as fuck.
      Crujido 10 jul
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    • I thought this said “my coworker 9yo” as in they had a 9yo coworker. I was like what is your job
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    • You probably shouldn't be reading Macbeth at the age of 9.
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    • Dude talking exactly like Rab from DQXI
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    • Yeah okay
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    • What fucking 9yo reads Macbeth?
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    • Who lets a 9yo read Macbeth?
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    • Thats it. Thats all of macbeth
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    • 9 year olds don’t write in a personalized style yet. They can’t become a character and write as they would at that age.
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    • I actually like Macbeth. We read it aloud in class and I had to read as Macbeth and I feel like I got a deeper understanding of him rather than my classmates.
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    • Could have just said “ I bet The Kings Diary in Macbeth went like this” still funny
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    • What school is teaching Macbeth at 9 years old?
      Tynneside 10 jul
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    • Can someone remind me why Macbeth kilIed the king???
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    • That’s how they talk in outlander
      Boggs 10 jul
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    • No 9yo is reading Macbeth shut the fuck up seriously you're talking about 10-11 grade curriculum on average, seriously I don't fucking get the people that think they can just shit out whatever they want and not be proven wrong
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    • It’s not “does nae” usually, the scots I know just say dinae.
      MeatyBits 10 jul
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    • We had an edited kids version of beowulf, tom sawyer, and moby dick when I was a kid. Why not one for macbeth?
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    • Bruh, no way a 9 year old is forced to read macbeth
      0rangePie 10 jul
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    • Do 9 year olds know macbeth?
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    • They got Macbeth at age nine? I got that exact same assignment in grade 11
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    • He’s either homeschooled or this is fake, no in between
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    • I didn’t read Macbeth until senior year in high school. What
      Ldk1 10 jul
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    • I read Macbeth my senior year in high school I doubt a 9yo would be asked to read it.
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    • YOU EGG
      lbacilio 9 jul
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    • Why the FUCK is a 9 year old studying Macbeth???? I studied that in JUNIOR year
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    • when we read the play in class i was macbeth n my friend was the king and we got into the murder part
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    • I heard of Macbeth when I was 9. Want to know how? Macbeth in space. Jimmy neutron episode.
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    • To be fair, we did Macbeth when I was 11/12 (younger end of class year). While I will argue 9 sounds a bit young, since it’s about 3rd/4th grade (American school), I guess if it was a really hyped Social Studies (fancy name for “a quick overview of history”) or “English” teacher, they might do it.
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    • It's probably not true but that's really funny
      Ozak 9 jul
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    • *Me who read Macbeth at 7* oh shit im a nerd
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    • I had a tech theatre project where we had to make a costume from Aladdin. Taped a carpet to my back and got an A
      Paradoxy 9 jul
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    • Donnae*
      oofmiser 9 jul
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    • 1. It's entirely possible that the kid had parents who were educated and believed in teaching their kids. 2. Even if it is fake, who cares? Is it funny? Then does it matter?
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    • I was in Omni (this thing you went to for like an hour a week if you were smart) in 4th grade and we read a very simplified version of Macbeth so that’s prolly what it was
      TheFlash 9 jul
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    • I was 17 when I read Macbeth and I still didn't understand it
      Nack 9 jul
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    • Day 2: that mother fucker.
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    • The fuck kinda school makes 9 year olds read Shakespeare??
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    • I think he meant his 17 year old son
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    • In the beginning scene of Macky B, he pulls off a Mortal Kombat fatality on someone by slicing him in half. A nine year old shouldn’t be reading it...
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    • poor duncan lmao
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    • Bro i read mcbeth in 11th grade and it felt like gibberish bullshit a 9 year old was made to read it
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    • I didn’t understand Macbeth when i read it in high school, how would a 9 year old read it
      Gingey43 9 jul
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    • But Macbeth doesn’t kiII the king in his sleep
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    • Who the fuck is reading Shakespeare at 9yo
      alskling 9 jul
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    • Yes, he's totally reading Macbeth in the 3rd grade
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