Humans in 2020:
"The worst year to date."
Dogs in 2020:
I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work.
We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats.
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
Dear feminine product companies:
You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product.
No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and
screams of terror.
I want real.