• could
have
simply do a blood test on
the members of the
senate in order to find
the sith, since
midichlorian count is
shown in the blood
listen here you little shit
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    • Someone could have alot of midochlorians and just not use the force
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    • In the comics, two Jedi actually thought of it and went to palpatine to ask him to do the blood test first because they knew the rest of the counsel wouldn’t willingly subject themselves to blood test, he agreed and ask them to keep quiet about it so the Sith Lord wouldn’t find out about it (part 1)
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    • The jedi didn't even know the sith was in their government.
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    • This was actually mentioned. A Jedi who was palps best friend from before he became a sith, suggested that they should blood test the senate after hearing hearing there was a sith. He said that palpatine should go first since he was the symbol of the senate, and to set an example for others to...
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    • They exactly tried to do this in the book which is what escalated the Chancellors plan, the Jedi were about to do it right before the siege on Corrusant and the attacks on the outer rim worlds.
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    • Midochlorians are stored in the balls
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    • Midochlorians are the powerhouse of the cell
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    • "Could have simply do"
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    • “Could have simply do a...”
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    • I think that shit was retconned cause after episode 1 ive never heard of midochlorians at all
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    • Inherently studying sith philosophy was never illegal in the republic. Even if they did this it's not like palps was displaying his force abilities willy nilly hell the dude legit clouded yodas mind so he couldn't sense his dark presence. Having midichlorians doesn't automatically mean you can just
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    • Midichlorian count =\= ability with the forces
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    • Eh not really. I've watched both the clone Wars and Rebels and there's creatures who are force sensitive, but they are neither good nor bad. But the creatures also aren't like other species. Like Bendu in rebels. He most likely has Midichlorians but there's a lot to him.
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    • The lack of grammar is strong with this one
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    • Cant even type a sentence about star wars politics without ifunny having a tantrum and not allowing the comment. This is getting ridiculous now. You cant just censor every word and not tell your users which words you're censoring. Fuckin fas cists. And what a surprise, they've censored what they are
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    • They couldn't do it without upsetting the senators and they'll turn even moreso on the jedi
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    • Stop talking about Star Wars, it is destroyed now. The protagonist of the next trilogy is gonna be a tra nny who will identify as something completely retarded and go around accusing all jedi and sith of some bullshit phobia or something like that
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    • That's not a good plan for 2 reasons. One, anyone can be force sensitive or have high midichlorian counts without being sith or Jedi, such as Leia who was never in either order and was the princess of Alderaan.
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    • Just because someone has a high midi-chlorian count doesn't mean they use the force, Someone's midi-chlorian count just tells you what their potential is not their current power and ability.
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    • “Could have simply do”
      thisduude 23 jun
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    • Thank you reaction image very cool
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    • I don't think all force sensitive people need to be jedi or sith, right?
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    • You really think the sith emperor is gonna get caught by that? He would plant false test results on somebody and falsify his own. Like fr this is a dumb theory. He was a master of 4d chess, he’s not gonna get tripped up by this dumb high school shit
      Jerando 23 jun
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    • The Sith had been gone for hundreds of years before him. Darth maul was the first Sith they had known of after millions of year of no Sith.
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    • Serious question, do Sith have higher counts or lower counts? And why? I’d guess higher counts because they are more powerful because they embrace the dark side, but no idea if midichlorians are light/dark aligned
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    • Every citizen of the republic was blood tested through the government,at birth, and so a lot of the Senate had money and power or at least their parents did so they didn’t have to get the mandatory blood test. That’s why the Jedi always had new younglings, because they could take them if their midi
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    • Does anyone have an image of the sharingan windows 10 background?
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    • They did that in a graphic novel, palpatine had the jedi who thought of it sent away on a mission then gangbanged him with droids so he never made it back alive to do the tests
      zerro613 23 jun
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    • Legit there was a comic about that that
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    • The plan never would have worked though, even the version that they wanted to make happen. The Jedi Council has no real authority over anything but the Jedi, and if they wanted to make this happen they would have either have had to hold the entire Senate hostage looking like tyrants (1/2)
      Barriss 24 jun
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    • What if someone in the senate straight up didn’t know they had access to the force
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    • Why did I read that in his voice
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    • The grammar sucks
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    • Pretty sure mace actually suggested this and was some how talked out of it by palpatine of course
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    • It's almost as if star Wars is fucking stupid
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    • I was going to wait till the holidays but I figured I'd share this. It's the early 80s full 1 hour Star Wars holiday special. Enjoy
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    • “Could have simply do“
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    • Could have simply "done"
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    • But palpatine avoided the test like trump avoided the draft
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    • Vons 23 jun
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    • Check out "La Tre Clays" on YouTube and Soundcloud.....Please? 👉👈
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    • See the thing was while he wasn’t the strongest Sith Lord far from it really palpatine was able to hide himself within the dark side itself. He was so good at this in fact that he didn’t even realize he was doing it. His master didn’t even realize and found out my accident. He was basically invisibl
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    • There are more than a few plot holes in star wars butboh well
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    • IFunny complains about 5 avatar features but dick sucks 300 Star Wars features back to back
      Yuboijc 26 jun
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    • Unpopular opinion: Star Wars isn't very entertaining
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    • Read that in his voice, was not disappointed
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    • Or it could just mean that they are force sensitive. But never ended up becoming a Jedi or sith
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    • The Jedi had no authority over the Senate to make them all do blood tests.
      Raredream 26 jun
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    • Except palpatine and plagieus could manipulate midichlorians
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    • Dont sith also control those tho? Like I thought Vader was fucked cuz he still had more than yoda
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    • What does being a sith or a jedi have to do with your midochlorian count?
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    • Midichlorians ruined the mystery of the force
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    • I think we can all agree the Jedi weren’t making good decision before there demise
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    • After a singular reference in midichlorians, they disappeared
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    • No midochlorians doesn’t mean strength in the force only potential
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    • But plot
      A100o0 26 jun
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    • But can't sith also have midochlorians
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    • Imagine trying to force a blood test on the government elite of the entire galaxy
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    • They could have tried to strike everyone down with a lightsaber. Those who blocked, Sith.
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    • No, that would just show their potential as a Force user...
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    • palp would just manipluate them. plus its not a crime to be sith
      Bedrock 26 jun
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    • But why would they do that?
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    • In the comics they thought about it but the senate denied it I think.
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    • I think someone made a video about this and I think they said that Palatine could have gotten that order rejected I could be wrong tho
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    • I am the senate
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    • Can someone talk to me. I’m feeling very lonely right now
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    • I don’t even understand the sentence with the bitch in it!
      Joquer 26 jun
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    • This was a long long time ago, dipshit. They didn’t have tech like that back then.
      AcEs4321 26 jun
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    • Sidious would have just rigged the test
      Rhinoskin 25 jun
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    • Could have simply do
      stockrep3 25 jun
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    • Wow. Yall actually acknowledge midocholarians? That was the main thing that ruined it for the people that saw the first movies in theater.
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    • They were going to do that, but they didnt want to piss the Senate off. Another example of the Jedi being paralyzed by politics, rather than doing what needs to be done.
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    • Yeah good luck getting the senate to agree to a blood test
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    • They weren’t aware the Sith Lord was hiding amongst them, plus emperor palpating coincidentally became chancellor at the moment of a galactic war so getting the blood samples of HUNDREDS if not thousands of senators for the chance of one being the Sith Lord was too much hassle
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    • if this had happened unfortunately for the jedi considering palpatines high status he could find ways of falsifying his results
      KrumQuat 25 jun
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    • Who else read that in his voice?
      De34 25 jun
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    • Just because their midochlorians were high wouldn’t mean they were a sith
      Swegleg 25 jun
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    • Isnt midichlorian counts like white cell counts in a way so like the sith have a much higher MC than your average joe non force user but like they still have a MC count
      jakezacb1 25 jun
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    • That would violate their civil rights... What's next making everyone wear masks?
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    • And you could have simply do a spell check.
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    • No only if we could test for democrats the same way...
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    • There are many force-sensitive beings who are neither Sith nor Jedi. The senate was huge, made of many types of beings, so there's a good chance they would have found someone else with a high count before they got to Sheev.
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    • Ok i gotta know, who's the girl? Ngl she kinda pretty
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    • "Could have simply do"
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    • Huh never thought of that
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    • "That is why you fail...ed"
      ElBatdude 25 jun
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    • Or just used an ability which activated some sort of force feedback like a Bluetooth or a microphone
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    • Could have simply do
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    • I can hear he’s voice
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    • That line in his voice is funny...and I don't even like Star Whores
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