when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives
when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10
Signature look of superiority
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10 Signature look of superiority
*Thanos snaps his fingers*
people who were giving blowjobs:
Spiders Spiders
25 dec 2020
*Thanos snaps his fingers* people who were giving blowjobs:
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
CreamyComb CreamyComb
26 jan
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
Me: using my phone during a family gathering.
Little cousin:
got game
Me: using my phone during a family gathering. Little cousin: got game
Enemies Can't Leak Our Plan, We
Don't Have One
- Monkey D. Luffy
Heller97 Heller97
7 dec 2020
Enemies Can't Leak Our Plan, We Don't Have One - Monkey D. Luffy
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23 sep 2020
th Vik Tok THIS IS UNCLE ROGER FAYORITE Dish OF ALL TIME
Chase Stout
@ChaserStout
When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat."
Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins
Featured @will_ent
Tigrea1020 Tigrea1020
25 sep 2020
Chase Stout @ChaserStout When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat." Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins Featured @will_ent
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
Vietnam police: 345,000 used condoms were cleaned, sold as new
gottiloc gottiloc
25 sep 2020
Vietnam police: 345,000 used condoms were cleaned, sold as new
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad!
My baby brother:
DANNY DEWITE rs
-e ME
scp_Dr_Bright scp_Dr_Bright
10 nov 2020
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad! My baby brother: DANNY DEWITE rs -e ME
4.4 Dae Han Jung
Id -
Woke up to the best news! Denver has lifted the pitbull ban! See you soon Mr.WorldWide
for
SuperintendentSkinner SuperintendentSkinner
5 nov 2020
4.4 Dae Han Jung Id - Woke up to the best news! Denver has lifted the pitbull ban! See you soon Mr.WorldWide for
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf
She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
the doctor: calcium will help with your bones my girlfriend:
the doctor: calcium will help with your bones my girlfriend:
me looking at myself in the little zoom
box while someone else is talking
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
15 mar
me looking at myself in the little zoom box while someone else is talking
Dog owners the moment they adopt a new dog
I'LL CUT OUR
hitbox44 hitbox44
23 sep 2020
Dog owners the moment they adopt a new dog I'LL CUT OUR
When set an alarm for and it says
1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
When set an alarm for and it says 1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off"
we
That one kid:
No. don't th. " I will
PlantedCorgo PlantedCorgo
30 oct 2020
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off" we That one kid: No. don't th. " I will
What do you chial
Of what ? aew
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
What do you chial Of what ? aew