Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
faps faps
3 jun
Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
30 mar
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
Madonna leaked a fake version of her album to pirates where every song was a loop of her saying "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" In response, a hacker posted the real album on her own site for everyone to download with the message:
"This is what the fuck I think I'm doing."
JAVCT JAVCT
30 sep 2020
Madonna leaked a fake version of her album to pirates where every song was a loop of her saying "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" In response, a hacker posted the real album on her own site for everyone to download with the message: "This is what the fuck I think I'm doing."
When someone says "It should be a quick job"
(Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkk]
When someone says "It should be a quick job" (Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkk]
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again
sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
DopeGame DopeGame
21 jun
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
Wanna buy some spells?
greedsin93 greedsin93
20 jan 2021
Wanna buy some spells?
MyLeftNutIsSore MyLeftNutIsSore
24 sep 2020
Your honour if I was guilty could I do this? viewe -1 vear ann do this?
When ur anxiety goes away and having no anxiety gives you anxiety
staticdream6 staticdream6
15 apr
When ur anxiety goes away and having no anxiety gives you anxiety
*Training the new employee at work*
"So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do"
@Gavinandstaceyreactions
*Training the new employee at work* "So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do" @Gavinandstaceyreactions
Internet: Omg I cant believe Billie
Eilish let a spider into her mouth.
Mary Jane:
loser_ty13 loser_ty13
16 jun
Internet: Omg I cant believe Billie Eilish let a spider into her mouth. Mary Jane:
think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit"
think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit"
Me when I see dogs
CHAIYTO CHAIYTO
29 sep 2020
Me when I see dogs
NICE COCK
TIME FOR THE DURABILITY TEST
namedate namedate
16 jun
NICE COCK TIME FOR THE DURABILITY TEST
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
imminentSpillednut imminentSpillednut
12 jan 2021
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
20 YEARS FROM NOW. KIDS ARE GOING TO REALIZE
THEIR QUARANTINE HAIRCUTS WERE DONE BALL HAIR, CLIPPERS
Ru5ty Ru5ty
24 nov 2020
20 YEARS FROM NOW. KIDS ARE GOING TO REALIZE THEIR QUARANTINE HAIRCUTS WERE DONE BALL HAIR, CLIPPERS
Packing light this trip, only the
essensials.
ChittyChittyBangMe ChittyChittyBangMe
26 sep 2020
Packing light this trip, only the essensials.
When you use the microwave
The food: The bowl:
MurkDirty MurkDirty
18 jan 2021
When you use the microwave The food: The bowl:
When you find a picture of your dog years after he passed away
You're as beautiful as the day I lost you
smol_borb smol_borb
17 mar
When you find a picture of your dog years after he passed away You're as beautiful as the day I lost you