Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
TheGraynooner1993 TheGraynooner1993
3 nov 2020
Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
Parents: Do what makes you happy
Me: Plays games
Parents:
you_cannot_touch_Jerry you_cannot_touch_Jerry
10 oct 2020
Parents: Do what makes you happy Me: Plays games Parents:
WHEN YOU MEET THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS
AND YOU FIND SHE IS SO TALENTED.
endlessImahoemaker
14 apr
WHEN YOU MEET THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS AND YOU FIND SHE IS SO TALENTED.
You are the only one that understands me!
understand you!
SA SS
SS
SSS=>
Like I said.
The only real one!
national_memevalt national_memevalt
18 feb
You are the only one that understands me! understand you! SA SS SS SSS=> Like I said. The only real one!
ME AFTER HAVING STRESS DREAMS AND NO SLEEP
YET,I'M TOLD BY THE HOT COWORKER'I LOOK GOOD TODAY
onslaught99
12 sep 2020
ME AFTER HAVING STRESS DREAMS AND NO SLEEP YET,I'M TOLD BY THE HOT COWORKER'I LOOK GOOD TODAY
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
6 nov 2020
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
feeding my dog
* * *My food
dog:
me eating my cheese burger and fries
Our food
Trash0Man Trash0Man
24 sep 2020
feeding my dog * * *My food dog: me eating my cheese burger and fries Our food
This is how I want to die
BB
Chrysippus, an ancient Athenian philosopher, died from laughing at one of his own jokes.
This is how I want to die BB Chrysippus, an ancient Athenian philosopher, died from laughing at one of his own jokes.
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating.
Belcalis
Almanzar
Bacardi Bacardi
14 dec 2020
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating. Belcalis Almanzar
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
People waking up to
Android alarms
made
People waking up to Apple alarms
Se
Ww
(SCREAMING)
ihateuhaha ihateuhaha
13 jan 2021
People waking up to Android alarms made People waking up to Apple alarms Se Ww (SCREAMING)
Men's nodding
Hey, man, what's up?
UP NOD
Hey, I need to
talk to you
MAN'S RIGHT NOD
Yo, man, check this girl out!
MAN'S LEFT NOD
DOWN NOD
Greetings sir. You have my respect
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Men's nodding Hey, man, what's up? UP NOD Hey, I need to talk to you MAN'S RIGHT NOD Yo, man, check this girl out! MAN'S LEFT NOD DOWN NOD Greetings sir. You have my respect
Classes in 2020 be like
mt.
Ma
Stap
ifightdikes ifightdikes
11 sep 2020
Classes in 2020 be like mt. Ma Stap
Lovely dog
sm
morbidXprincess morbidXprincess
5 apr
Lovely dog sm
WHEN YOU SELECT "SHUFFLE" ON YOUR PLAYLIST AND THE FIRST SONG STARTS PLAYING
You had one job.
NonSequitur1275 NonSequitur1275
24 nov 2020
WHEN YOU SELECT "SHUFFLE" ON YOUR PLAYLIST AND THE FIRST SONG STARTS PLAYING You had one job.
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Boom_shakalaka Boom_shakalaka
22 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
Frogs: exist
Biology teachers:
i have no problem murdering several of you
CommanderThorn_ CommanderThorn_
19 nov 2020
Frogs: exist Biology teachers: i have no problem murdering several of you
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
ITS SIMPLE
WE EAT THE ISIS
ITS SIMPLE WE EAT THE ISIS