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@snyyred i dont even remember bein a baby i jus woke up one day and i was 5
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    • I was 2. I remember I went to work with my dad. A few weeks later 9/11 happened and I remember my mom crying on the couch and I told her she shouldn’t cry because it was just a movie.
      Rhelium 11 aug
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    • Anyone else just have a moment when they were like 5 or 6 when they realized that, holy shit, I’m alive
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    • My earliest memory is of me bringing my little portable toilet into the den so I could poop and watch tv at the same time. WE HAD GUESTS. SEVERAL RANDOM PEOPLE WALKED INTO OUR HOUSE AND SAW ME DRAG A HALF FULL PLASTIC TOILET IN FRONT OF THE TV, PULL DOWN MY PANTS, AND TAKE A DUMP.
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    • Me too ngl
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    • Fun fact. My earliest memory, I was three. It was like I just blinked into consciousness that day. I remember asking my own name, and the names of my family members. From that day onward I have lived life. In my mind there is nothing before.
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    • Woah this is trippy. A lot of y’all have memories of initiating consciousness, like you just joined the match, but for me I never had anything like that. The farther back I go, the memories get fewer, and I have no idea which one is the first or oldest. (1)
      LeakyJAZZ 11 aug
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    • The day u gained sentience
      snottyb 11 aug
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    • it was 3 for me
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    • My 4th birthday. I remember waking up on my bed with the blue's clues shirt my grandmother knitted for me.
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    • My first memory is living with my mom and her sister in this little house. I got up one morning and went directly to my mom and asked her if I had been born yesterday.
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    • I remember one day i woke up and it was like i just started existing. I knew english and stuff and i went to a daycare but had no memory of such things.
      Fungus69 11 aug
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    • Its Because your brain can't remember most things until your around five, its just not powerful enough at that young of an age
      Siggy32 11 aug
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    • Anyone else just get really sad because they can't remember their childhood?
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    • Bro, my first memory was me just waking up and not knowing who the fuck I was or who the people in my house were. Seriously felt I just was entered consciousness for the first time.
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    • It’s because your brain was still developing
      pigles1 11 aug
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    • On my third birthday. Just kinda blinked and was there. First thought was “wow that was fast.” No clue why I thought that. Photos match up with my memory too. Weird shit
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    • This is what I tell my parents but they think im bs'ing them. I one day being 5 just gained consciousness and I dont remember what I was or what I was doing atm. It kinda felt like I came to life, like I had just opened my eyes. I felt confused and I had no idea what I was doing.
      Legoshi08 11 aug
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    • I do. But because I was abused as a very young child
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    • I remember taking baths in the sink.
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    • thats when you gained consciousness. we are nothing without our memories.
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    • For some reason my earliest memory is me waking up in the middle of the night and somehow seeing a very vivid image of my grandmothers head as a ghost giggling and smiling, then I went back to sleep, woke up again and it was daylight, I walked out to the family room and my mother was 1/2
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    • When I was 4 and I was getting potty trained I despised the potty so my mom said as long as I sit on the potty while I shit I can wear the diaper. I thought I outsmarted her and took my shit while standing up after she closed the door but it turns out she cut a hole in my diaper so my shit - 1/2
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    • I remember a distinct memory of my mom wiping my ass
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    • Part of the brain responsible for storing those types of memories doesn't fully develop until around 3 years of age which is why
      Gekk 11 aug
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    • I *vaguely* remember my 1st birthday party but then it's a complete and utter blank space until I'm 7.
      xEclipse 11 aug
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    • I've basically deleted almost all my memory up to age 10 and im 20 now
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    • My earliest memory is from when my parents divorced when i was two. I remember seeing my mom sitting there sad. I asked her what was wrong. She said that her heart is broken, while holding her chest crying, and said she was very sad. I asked her if she was okay and if she needed to get a new heart-
      ItsCereza 11 aug
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    • 5? I forgot what I had for breakfast and sometimes how to spell my name, time is irrelevant.
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    • It's fucking weird. yall ever have those dreams where in retrospect it's obviously a dream? I had one of them where I was on a ship, and though kinda "blurred", recognized distinct faces or other body parts, but were fucking built. not necessarily ripped, but built. some other unclear details...
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    • My earliest memory was me waking up at like age 5 in the middle of the night and getting up and looking at myself in the mirror and I didn’t go back to bed
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    • My earliest memory is from December 1999. I was just over 2 year old. The memory consists only of me looking up at the Christmas tree and thinking to myself "I will remember this"
      joecnrad 11 aug
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    • I can and it's scary
      DrQuanta 11 aug
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    • I remember when I was 3 I burnt my hand on a waffle
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    • I was 3 out back its just a memory of the green grass and bushes it comforts me knowing that I was normal before the beatings medications and syc ward that followed untill a lil after I was 10 then I started using drugs myself and everyone hated me for it then all my roomates my mom and my brother
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    • It’s weird, I think I can remember being in the womb, I used to think that the memory was death before life just a void of nothing but I still existed, but I think it might’ve just been the womb. Then I remember being in a crib, and after that coming down for Easter. My earliest memories.
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    • i was like 1 or 2 i just shat on my grandmas floor and i laid on the ground just staring at it that is my earliest memeory
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    • I remember one day I just woke up. Got out of bed and I was like “the heck is this.” And open the door and said “hi mom hi grandma.” And have no idea how I knew their names
      alrx12 11 aug
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    • My earliest memory of me was just me chillin in my moms stomach, all darkness and black and felt nothing until I knocked my 2 front teeth out
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    • I can’t remember anything before like 7th grade. I’m going to be a junior in High school. It’s just scattered hazy memories. Is that normal?
      cleman 11 aug
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    • I remember small parts of going to Disney world when I was 3. 17 years ago.
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    • I barely remember anything before 15 or so. Even 20 seems like ages ago and I'm only 28. I guess that's what happens when you don't think about the past, exist in the present and focus most thoughts on the future.
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    • My earliest memory was a dream I had where it was like the opening to a tv show. My whole family was in it and introduced like they were on an episode of full house. Then I woke up scared as hell. Now I'm living my life wondering if I'm just a boring ass tv show
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    • When I was like five I used to stare at the mirror, realize how weird being alive felt, and contemplate the fact that both the universe having a beginning and not having one is mentally impossible to grasp fully
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    • I remember vividly being in the hospital when I was 3 years old, as I had a severe case of the flu. I was in a crib watching Teletubbies and one of the assistants let me pick out a lime popsicle.
      BrookIyn 11 aug
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    • Seems about right . Then I was 5 to 11.... then 11 to 14 ... I block out a lot stuff and don’t remember much
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    • My first memory was when I was one and I stood up using a glass coffee table in the living room as support, but I was sad because I couldn't reach my toy anymore and my dumb baby ass didnt think to just sit back down to get the toy so I cried
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    • My oldest memory was when my sister got adopted. I was like 3 or 4 and I didn’t know where she came from. She later tried stabbing me with a fork, tried throwing objects at my head, and tried suffocating 2 of my cats on two different occasions. She annoyed me brother and when he actually snapped+
      Ashcombe 11 aug
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    • My oldest memory is when I was up to an adult's knee. It was probably the first time I experienced embarrassment, but looking back it was probably adorable baby shit. I was wandering around a restaurant and I grabbed a ladies leg thinking it was my mom's, but when I looked up it was a couple that I
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    • My oldest memory is in kindergarten, I remember getting the naughty chair three days in a row and on the third day the teacher asked me if everything was ok, and I only shrugged because I didn’t care
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    • I remember when I was 1. I have one faded ass memory of it. The resolution wasn’t as good back the
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    • It’s because as babies your brain can’t process memories yet
      ccLeaN30 11 aug
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    • I don’t even remember that
      HootToadz 11 aug
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    • Bro I can’t even remember 8th grade
      Boiurmum 12 aug
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    • My earliest memory was my first birthday when my mom gave me the tigger toy and jumped on his tail shit was lit fam.
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    • It’s the government not allowing us to accumulate 100% of the brain
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    • I remember being laid on my crib when I was 2. It was like 3 seconds and then back to black. I regained consciousness when I was 3 and playing in a ball pit my parents bought for me.
      Dinosonic 11 aug
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    • The earliest thing i can remember is crawling thru a doggy door
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    • My earliest memory was around 2-3. I woke up in the middle of the night. Big storm. The power was out. I did not know where I was. I ran to hide in a corner and cried for help. My parents had trouble finding me it was really dark. After that not much until 4-5 where things start happening again
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    • I actually remember my parents putting me in my crib all I could see was their silhouettes and just thinking “no please don’t leave why are you leaving”
      Ryanside1 11 aug
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    • So apparently I broke my arm once when I was like 3 and I don't even remember it
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    • Your hippocampus doesnt start processing long term memories until around age 4
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    • What is your first memory?
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    • 29 for me
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    • Yeah I actually remember everything in a flash and it all stopped around my fourth birthday legit thought I was the only one trippin
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    • My first memory is me under a blanket and a needle coming through the blanket idek
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    • My first memory is a burning hot water and some blonde lady with a FUCKTON of lipstick dipping me in a sink. This is the only memory i have until getting bitten by a giant dog. I still have the scars on my finger. I later asked my dad about these. The dog was a terrier. He doesnt know a blonde lady
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    • My first memory is when i was 4, I was in the system cause my mom had been arrested and all I remember was looking up to see a bunch of doctors standing over me on an operating table as they put tubes into my urethra and filled my bladder to test the flow or something idk but it was pretty terrifyin
      Octopuppy 11 aug
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    • My first memory was around 5 I was walking around the house kinda pestering my mom and I came to for a moment like, oh hey I exist I'm gonna remember this, then went back to pestering her.
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    • My earliest memory was when I was around 3 and my dad just took apart my crib without consulting my mom and said “ok lets go show mom!!” and she wasn’t very impressed with him so they got a couch in their bedroom that I slept on instead before they moved me to my own room
      nagrom 12 aug
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    • How come some people gain consciousness at a younger age than others?
      Nandaba 11 aug
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    • I am 15, my brother is 13. When I was 2 I walked into my mom and new step dad naked but sleeping. My mom was laying on top Of my step dad in the bed.i didn’t want to sleep in my room so I got my cover and layed on the floor in their room. Something told me to get the fuck up and out.
      Kit0w0Kat 11 aug
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    • My earliest memory is me at 3 scraping my knee in pre-school playing tag. Entire knee cap was bleeding and I cried like a bitch. My next earliest memory was sometime later that yr when I graduated and they gave me a rug. A fucking rug... and I loved it. Slept on it instead of my bed for a few days
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    • My dad has a $2000 pc and all he plays is company of heroes and civ 6, and honestly I respect it
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    • Earliest memory I have is at 3 years old, sitting cross legged in the living room staring down at my dick
      Jinxed 11 aug
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    • Wtf yall saying 5 and 3 and what not. I literally have no memories before like 10
      6122 11 aug
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    • I remeber eating a penny when I was 2
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    • I remember bits an pieces of shit from when I was really little. Before I even knew how to walk I somehow got my hands stuck on a hot heater (I still have scars on my hands from where the skin peeled off like melted cheese) needless to say I learned to walk soon after seeing as I could no longer-
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    • I have memories back before pre school but it’s not like I really remember the exact moment it’s like I remember that I have a memory of that somewhere
      EBicGames 12 aug
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    • My earliest memory is playing in my yard. I had just watched my Looney Toons VHS tape (the Bugs Bunny Road Runner special) and was playing out the bit where Bugs walks backwards away from a bunch of water activated martians and starts running, except instead of running, i fell, and instead of
      Arachea 11 aug
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    • That’s exactly what happened to me!!!
      Freemason 11 aug
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    • I remember being born.
      BigOmy 11 aug
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    • After about my 4th concussion my childhood started to get all fuzzy I’m 16
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    • My earliest memory I was either 1 or 2 then I skipped a year then I just lived my life, I don’t remember anything in that year gap
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    • 11 for me kinda. I had memories of locations and people, but nothing From the previous years
      LilGuyEli 11 aug
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    • If anyone wants to know the psychology behind it, just read below
      SRPN13 11 aug
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    • I have a memory of one of my first ever dreams. I was walking around in ikea and it was pretty normal but then all of the furniture turned into toilet paper. I didn’t think anything of it so I kept on walking but something told me to look left so I did and I realised I was on the edge of a cliff.1/2
      iiCynical 12 aug
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    • My sister started remembering when she was like 2 but for me it wasn’t until I was like 5 I think y’all can guess who the college drop out was
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    • At 4 yrs old, we were waiting for my dad to come back from deployment in Afghanistan. I remember drawing with my brother and sister, but when it was time to find my dad after all the soldiers marched in, I couldn’t remember my father’s face so I went around asking if everyone was my dad
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    • Most people don’t remember general memories before they are 4 years old.
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    • Earliest memory is a wild dream I had when I was 3
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    • I have 2 early memories about my uncle he would babysit me sometimes cuz we lived in an rv on his property for a bit. 1) i asked for a weenie and he was going to pop it in the microwave but o told him no and ate it raw. 2) he was laying on the grass after work and he told me he’d pay a penny for....
      megan321 11 aug
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    • I don’t even remeber my first memory
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    • FUCKIN SAME
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    • My first memory was before I was 3, catching frogs outside my grandmas house with my brothers
      SeaPotato 11 aug
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    • The earliest memory was going to the science museum in hot springs, I was about to turn 2 or had just turned 2, I’ll have to ask my mom. I’m 25 now
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    • One of my earliest memories was a really weird nightmare. The way I watched it was like a movie. A portal opened up in the sky outside my house, and then these weird hybrids that were a cross between a Groudon from Pokemon and a hunter from halo. They broke into my house and just stared and (ctd)
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    • I have a few memories of when I was 3 but I didn't really have self awareness until I was 4
      aud_io 11 aug
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    • i was 2 and i was at a waterpark in waterloo iowa with my mom, 6 month old sister, my moms friends and their teenage girls. My mom was telling me to go swim in the 3 foot section (i wasnt even 2 feet tall) and she was like "look your sister is all the way in the deep end" and im thinking "well duh s
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    • Y’all remember being 5?
      ekpick1 11 aug
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    • I have a few brief memories before I could barely even crawl and my god being bored as a baby sucked
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