• COP: whose car is this? where are you
headed? what do you do?
MINER: mine
Y unsettlingstories
This cracked me up.
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    • Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a lock smith, and I'm a lock smith.
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    • That was cracking me up I'm dead 😂💀😂🤣💀
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    • Did I ask if it cracked you up ?
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    • Didn’t know to laugh til I read the bottom caption. Much needed 👌🏽
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    • She was cracked up like a rock- in a mine- get it?- AHAHAha....
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    • As a liberal, we don’t hate all cops(the normal of us don’t at least), we just think it is a corrupt institution that fosters many bad people and defends their actions too far. Fox only shows the extremes and therefore many people believe it
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    • This is what my roommate does whenever I ask him multiple questions
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    • Having captions like this is basically the same as a laugh track in a sitcom... cringy asf
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    • If Will Smith would smith Will Smith, would Will Smith smith Will Smith? Yes, Will Smith will smith Will Smith.
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    • Reminds me of the seagulls in finding nemo
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