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Ooho! is an edible, biodegradable plastic water
bottle that can be eaten. It is made from seaweed
and calcium chloride, and costs only two cents per
orb to manufacture.
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R durbikins
*goes into a bar and orders water orb like A Bug's
Life*
*slams down 50 cents* ORBS ARE ON ME
TONIGHT BOYS
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    • .2 cents to make. Sold for $10
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    • You know people would put them up their asses
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    • 2 cents to manufacture, 2 dollars to drink one.
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    • Water orb: swallow em, drink em, stick em up my ass
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    • Edible that can be eaten
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    • Cool but you’d still need packaging for sanitary reasons, which defeats the purpose
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    • Ok but how much do they cost?
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    • Some big corporation will buy it and sell it at $50 per 3 orbs
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    • Now, do the same thing but with alchohol.
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    • So a sip of water?
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    • Stick them in your ass
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    • That means it costs about as much as a water bottle I think. No way it would sell for 2 cents.
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    • This looks really cool why is it not in production?
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    • This but with vodka and bourbon
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    • "edible" ... "that can be eaten"
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    • Aye yo can I get a sip of water? Sure just one sip
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    • This is great and all, but how does one NOT look like an asshole eating one of these?
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    • Yo can i get a drink or water? ONLY AN ORB FULL!
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    • I'm filling your car with Oohos
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    • You know damn well I don't care what people say if it cost $0.02 to make they're going to charge you like $20 for 10 of them.
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    • I want to stick it in my butt
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    • It seems my time on ifunny has come full circle
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    • Waiter! Bloody Marry! O+
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    • Make koolaid ones
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    • Just, drink water out of a glass. Like, from the tap. If you have places to take it, invest in a reusable bottle. If your water sucks, invest in a filter.
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    • Assuming they’re going along the normal bottled water markup of 4000% then these 2 cent orbs will cost about 80 cents per orb.
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    • Something to satisfy the tide pod craving.
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    • Naughty kids get waterboarded with the water orb
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    • Or a great water balloon fight
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    • Just mix a little calcium in any liquid (if it doesn't already have it) and anything could be an orb, shots would be interesting
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    • cool now fill it with c u m
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    • You can make your own if you’re interested in molecular gastronomy. You literally just follow the directions on the kit
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    • After a workout you’re gonna need 50 of them only to slightly quench your thirst
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    • Wouldnt it dust and shit on it?
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    • WOAHHHHH WATER WITH NO CUP
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    • Can I just have the skin?
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    • They're making it for wine as well.
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    • Transportation of those things would be a pain (because you would have to package them carefully so they wouldn’t pop) and the overall price of the orb would go up because of it
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    • Do they melt?
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    • Let’s do this with alcohol
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    • Two cents to manufacture not to buy
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    • What if you filled this with alcohol and just ate it so you didn't have to taste it, just went straight to drunk
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    • Give. Me. The. ORBS
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    • Where can I get some?
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    • Ahh yes ORB
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    • 2 cents to manufacture, but how much they cost to eat?
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    • Can we make them with liquor
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    • They are going to figure out how to fill these with alcohol or energy drinks
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    • Fills it with alcohol
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    • I like seaweed with sushi, but I feel like eating it by itself with water may be a little overwhelming
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    • Butt chugging Ooho!s
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    • This but like, 4 times as big so it's big enough to fit your whole hand and you can push a straw into it
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    • Why would they not call it Oho? 1H, 2O's
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    • Water ball nuts in your mouth
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    • I would just throw these at people
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    • Here put this snowmans nut sack in your mouth. Nah, I'll pass
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    • So .02 to make. Now let's factor in different things like operating costs, taxes, shipping, markup on cost by every store that would carry them. A couple of dollars per orb is to be expected. Cheaper to buy them in larger quantities, yes, but not cheap enough to justify purchasing them instead of
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    • What do they come packaged in? 🤨
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    • SO SO SO STUPID, #1 it will decompose when stored and cause a mess #2 it is only a sip of fucking water #3 it is EXTREMELY delicate and will pop in shipping #4 it’s expensive to make and FUCKING STUPID. Anyway, that’s what I have to say.
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    • If you can easily consume them how do you safely transport them from production to distributor to consumer thats probably why we dont see them
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    • It has to have packaging though. The only way I could see this working is being served at a restaurant but even then they usually use reusable cups
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    • One of the dumbest inventions known to man
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    • How does it not break? How do I keep it somewhere
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    • How long does it last before it leaks or whatnot?
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    • How do you store it though ? I can’t put that in my backpack
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    • I made this in class and they taste like ass
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    • Glenlivet has one's that are scotch filled
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    • You know ice is a thing right
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    • Water balloons just got an upgrade
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    • They taste like shit
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    • It looks tasty
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    • i have had these they taste like ass
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    • Fuck bugs
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    • I would put them in my ass
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    • Tried this before. Works great. Tastes awful though.
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    • Dope
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    • 2 cents is actually a lot compared to how much normal plastic water bottles cost
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    • 2 cents to manufacture but costs 2 bucks an orb
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    • The only problem is the jelly fish proteins used were found to cause cancer, DONT quote me but that was something I read once and for whatever reason remember it
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    • 2 cent with a 5000% increase
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    • I want one so bad
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    • Yea but you better wash your hands before you touch em..
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    • They were saying this was gonna be revolutionary for dementia/Alzheimer's patients because they constantly love to eat but rarely drink enough water, God bless the inventor.
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    • Water mochi
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    • Whiskey orbs
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    • DO NOT EAT IT, ITS NOT MADE OF PLANTS ITS MADE PEOPLE!! (Gold star if you get the reference)
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    • Whiskey orbs
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    • Orbis
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    • Yeah you just have to eat like 60 of them
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    • Put it in a gun. Next gen water guns.
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    • This looks extremely impractical
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