• Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way.
Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them
in water is gay.
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    • Jewish niggas even out here circumcising their hotdogs 😳😳😳
      Antic 26 sep
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    • Just chuck that bitch in the microwave it’s a fucking hotdog who fuckin cares
      nikolas 26 sep
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    • I microwave them until they explode and put the chunks in a bowl with some milk
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    • Microwave baby, it’s the future.
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    • Says the nigga who likes putting wieners in there mouth
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    • I cook them in water so I can use the hotdog water on the neighborhood kids
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    • Who the fuck makes ONE hotdog
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    • I cook my hotdogs by eating them raw, letting them sous vide in my body for six hours and then shitting them out in the bun. Perfect doneness every time
      Departure 26 sep
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    • How hot and how long?
      toes 26 sep
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    • I cook them in water to take out all the fucking sodium. That shit gives me a massive headache otherwise
      _Tyr_ 26 sep
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    • You’re really focusing too much on the glizz you noon
      AtLeast5 26 sep
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    • How tf did you get featured with 134 likes?
      AlThePal 26 sep
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    • Nigga just fry it in butter
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    • Wow this nigga is gourmet
      lludan 26 sep
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    • I cut mine down the middle and put it in a pan. Does that work?
      iWeezer_ 26 sep
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    • You think you’re too good for a microwave hot dog?
      Benjemen 26 sep
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    • FR, fools out here boiling hotdogs or putting them in the microwave like retarded children
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    • It's getting too cold to go out and grill, and this sounds like a great alternative. Thanks for posting this my guy
      ST4P 29 sep
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    • Totally agree about the water
      Tw34K 29 sep
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    • Still gonna boil it
      brapboy 27 sep
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    • I either cut them and air fry, or steam them and honestly steaming em is kinda good
      watzbeats 26 sep
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    • Bro its a fucking hotdog
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    • Grilled is the best
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    • Tried this method can say very solid after you dab all the grease off with a towel
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    • I like to cook in dem in da cast iron
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    • this is some real gourmet shit, DWI!
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    • m niga tha lik a pen is
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    • I put them on a stick and cook them with the fire from my gas range
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    • I boil mine in water, so later I can use the hotdog water for my enema’s
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    • Boiling it is good for certain recipes that need it to be soft
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    • Ever boil them in beer? You should try it man it's really good
      Guzzl 26 sep
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    • Who the fuck cooks hotdogs in water, is that a real thing?
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    • Wait you guys cook em?
      Ortlinde 26 sep
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    • Sometimes boiling it is just faster bro
      bukkaki 26 sep
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    • The virgin hot dog vs the chad medium rare steak
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    • Boiled hot dogs hit pretty hard if you spice the water.
      Thio 26 sep
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    • take a pan, put about a spoonful of butter on and and once the butter melts, cook the hotdogs on that. tastes better than a microwave, requires less effort than whatever the hell this is
      Weezerman 26 sep
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    • I dont eat hot dogs, only eat sausage dogs now, i just put four on my panini grill, nothing fancy
      DanBTD 26 sep
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    • Kinda ruins the snap when u bite into the casing thi
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    • Y’all don’t eat beef hot dogs? Cringe
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    • This how peds cook them
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    • Dirty water dogs are superior. You just can't handle it.
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    • Damn guess I’m gay
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    • Say that louder for the retards in the back
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    • cooking meat in just water is a sin
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    • I'll try that next time
      toes 26 sep
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