consultingaytective: what is my peﬂecl crime? r break into tiffany's at midnight do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandeiier it‘s priceless as i'mtaking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it's her fathev’s business she‘s tiffany isay no we make love all night. in the moming, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. Hell her to meet me in memo, but i go to canada. rdon‘t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thiny years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he's the chief of police. this 15 where the story gets interesting. i tell many to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she's been waiting for me aii these years she‘s never taken another lover. < don't care i don‘t show up. i 90 to berlim. that‘s where i stashed the chandelier.