Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
txt2speech
16 jun
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me:
"2020 has been hard on all of us"
Taylor Swift
zerosober zerosober
14 oct 2020
"2020 has been hard on all of us" Taylor Swift
Friend: You got any plans tonight?
Me:
AWS
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
Friend: You got any plans tonight? Me: AWS
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
if
Lowerdcase Lowerdcase
15 apr
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life if
When you tell your man all the tea because he's your best friend
Nala_Marie Nala_Marie
15 apr
When you tell your man all the tea because he's your best friend
Netflix: Are you still there?
Me: Are any of us really here?
Spiders Spiders
27 jan 2021
Netflix: Are you still there? Me: Are any of us really here?
Mando during S3E1:
made with mematic OW, cara dune fucking died
DarkSavior DarkSavior
11 feb
Mando during S3E1: made with mematic OW, cara dune fucking died
When someone starts crying but you don't know what to do
"Do you want some toothpaste?"
ErosOne ErosOne
7 may
When someone starts crying but you don't know what to do "Do you want some toothpaste?"
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
29 sep 2020
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink
POOL
Li
Spiders Spiders
28 dec 2020
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink POOL Li
5. Write a question, using why.
Good guestion.
5. Write a question, using why. Good guestion.
this still kills me
James Charles
@amescharles
@DUALIPA twinning!!! <3
@DUALIPA
when an ugly stranger calls you twin
No Bitch
this still kills me James Charles @amescharles @DUALIPA twinning!!! <3 @DUALIPA when an ugly stranger calls you twin No Bitch
When you go to look up your favorite video on PH, only to find out it was lost
during the great porn purge of 2020
made with cxists now, Only in my memory.
made with I
sammi907 sammi907
17 dec 2020
When you go to look up your favorite video on PH, only to find out it was lost during the great porn purge of 2020 made with cxists now, Only in my memory. made with I
New Jersey: Let's Legalize
Recreational Marijuana.
Oregon:
Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
New Jersey: Let's Legalize Recreational Marijuana. Oregon: Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
Do you guys know how Brits say
"Bend over"?
Bottoms up.
lean_consumeshorts lean_consumeshorts
24 apr
Do you guys know how Brits say "Bend over"? Bottoms up.
When ur chewing gum & u randomly
bite the sh-t outta ur tongue
When ur chewing gum & u randomly bite the sh-t outta ur tongue
HOW COPS LOOK WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SNITCH
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
12 jan 2021
HOW COPS LOOK WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SNITCH
Thinking about the bones!
Thinking about the bones!
Am cute enough?
yes -
Tsarbucks Tsarbucks
26 sep 2020
Am cute enough? yes -