• @conortheconor
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This is my favorite band break-up notice
ever.
Due to the unfortunate reality of our guitarist fucking my girlfriend of
almost 7 years WITCHROT will be taking an extended hiatus. I however
will continue the band in another space and time, being ripe with hate
the music is slowly flowing and without a doubt will become the most
devastating, torturous music I have ever created. Thanks for the
support, stay heavy Peter
Also our drummer died...
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    • I aspire to be that drummer
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    • Damn, what kind of asshole fucks his friends girlfriend.
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    • Their loyal fans:
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    • How much you wanna bet the drummer fucked his girlfriend
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    • Also our drummer died. A god damn mood.
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    • It’s so sad and infuriating that you can date someone for 7 YEARS thinking everything is great and they still cheat on you.
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    • Who could've imagined, someone in a band dated a whore and the whore stayed a whore
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    • Peter deserves better
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    • Sometimes you gotta fuck your bandmate’s gorlfriend to inspire him to write music
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    • What a good friend. Willing to fuck his best friends girlfriend so he could be inspired to write better music
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    • Sometimes you gotta fuck your bro's gf to inspire him to write from his heart. ha fuck you honfedil
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    • There are lots of debates these days but I think we can all agree cheating on somebody after 7 years is utterly despicable
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    • The drummer isn’t actually dead
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    • The duality of man
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    • I mean I fucked my friend’s gf in the late 60s and then he died in 1969.
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    • If a snake has it’s head chopped off, that chopped-off head can still bite and unleash a huge amount of venom.
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    • texasdom1 how he added oh and our drummer died so normal and with almost no importance...
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    • scotty doesn’t know..
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    • I know nobody will give a damn but I had this dream where I was hanging out with this 4 old guys and they were really cool, we laughed and joked together, one of them was a veteran and after one guy kneed him in the nuts he could barely walk so I helped him up over to the step we were at (1/2)
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    • Fucking spam comment.
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    • Just like The Beatles...in the way that I couldn't possibly give less of a shit...
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    • I've listened to them before, not too shabby
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    • Imagine the death of a band member just being an after thought in a band break up note
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    • Prepare to be devastated
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    • Priorities
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    • Rip drummer dude
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    • Lead man>guitarist>bassist>mini fridge>groupies>>>>>>>>>>>>drummer
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    • Cheating is so fucking disgusting
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    • What about the bass player
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    • He was k!lled in a freak gardening accident
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    • Honestly where did this trend of fucking your homies girl come from. Like fam if your homies girl asks you to bang, be a real one and tell your homie so he can leave her hoe ass.
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    • Drummer spontaneously combusted
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    • Oh you’re a WITCHROT fan? Name three of their songs
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    • Also? I mean, that right there should be the main key as to the band splitting. Due just washed to rant on about his slutty ex.
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    • content not available more
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    • Wow barely any comments time to be a retard and advertise my twitch lkingoftheducksl
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    • He’s probably gonna commit no alive
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    • Not that heavy.. damn. Was hoping for like white whitechapel vibes
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    • Looked into it and their drummer told them to say he died because no one would give a shit and they decided not to break up because of all the support they got from this post
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    • It’s the guitarist that should die.
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    • The drummer choked on his own vomit. Wether it was his own vomit cannot be determined. You can't dust for vomit
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    • Witchrot sounds like that shitty metal band the one metal fan at highschool would never shut up about
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    • What the fuck RIP Witchrot
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    • Two thousand-seventeen
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    • The guy didn’t fuck her, your girlfriend let him don’t blame him
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    • Now they’re not just band mates but also tunnel buddies
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    • It’s always the guitarist fucking everyone’s gf lol i have in fact seen this in real life
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    • Dog that’s me
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    • You sure this isn’t just Spinal Tap under a different name? I mean the drummer did die...
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    • Same shit happened to me. Some people are fucking crazy
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    • ALSO OUR DRUMMER DIED!!!!
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    • Not the drummer
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    • Lmaooo and the drummer died 😂
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    • That's what happens when yo respect women, they think they cant do what makes them happy with all of that self-esteem. Abuse and put down women, show them who is in control. You'll never be unhappy if they arent strong enough to leave.
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    • about to send witchrots streaming numbers through the roof
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    • That band is not hard at all
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    • Welp. The drummer didn’t die. He just told the band to say he did. And the dude restarted the band without the guy who fucked his gf
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    • ... And now I have a new band to check out
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    • Damn his band mate and his whore gf are terrible people 😒just for sex no love no nothing why does that shit happen
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    • Well now I need to go have a listen
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    • Reminds me of a time I hooked up with this girl from work whom afterwards I found out was in a relationship for 7 years... ended up talking to her mans through the whole situation. Like The actual FuK. He genuinely asked me for help. I have never felt so bad in my life man fr
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    • Also our drummer died
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    • And now back to...500 people commenting the same fucking thing
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    • We just gonna ignore him saying their drummer died?
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    • Also our drummer died
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    • Ok yes it’s bad for the friend to screw his girlfriend but it’s even worse for the girlfriend to go along with it
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    • Drummer dying, like spinal tap?
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    • Ik its fucked up but the last bit of the drummers death made me spit out water laughing
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    • When I saw “the guitarist fucking my gf” I laughed my ass off😂😂
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    • I like how they just said fuck you to the drummer
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    • When my friend dats a girl she is officially off limits forever. Unless he dies but that hasn’t happened yet so idk but you never do that to your bro. Man code rule #1
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    • Plot twist. The drummer was his girlfriend.
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    • Guuii
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    • Bummer drummer
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    • Complains about a bad "friend" but his friend died and he made it all about himself. K
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    • The drummer a whole mood rn
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    • Fuck, that last line got me
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    • Goddamn, drummer’s just an afterthought
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    • Im a bassist so I really don't want to say it but that's what you get for playing bass
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    • Bro I feel like your drummer dying is more important than your guitarist fucking your girlfriend
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    • That poor guy is going though a rollercoaster
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    • Plot twist the drummer was the girlfriend
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    • First meme to make me actually laugh in a while
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    • Sad story: my band teacher was planning on having a big finale and goodbye concert to the parents before retiring. We were going to play every song we had learned! But then corona came and the whole thing got cancelled.... so he never got his final concert 😢
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    • That man has the will power of a god to not go and k.ill the both of them
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    • Caption is right that is one chaotic paragraph
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    • That's pretty gnarly
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    • Saw this on stupid musician texts or viewers comments. Can’t remember
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    • Girlfriend of 7 years though, kinda leading her on. Still don’t support cheating
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    • that’s fucked
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    • "Also our drummer died"
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    • That’s shitty
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    • Lol
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    • Are we just going to ignore how the death of their drummer only takes up less than a sentence of the whole notice
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