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    • I was 9’7 and 872 pounds by the time I reached middle school
      Woopus 30 jul
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    • I was originally 5’4 but I stretched myself by tying myself to two oppositely facing trucks and having them pull. I am now 9’3
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    • I'm 7'1 340 pounds and I'm only 69 years old
      momfucker 30 jul
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    • You bet I did, been chugging mommy milk since I was 0 years old
      Jadex 30 jul
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    • Should’ve eaten your vegetables kid
      Merfquake 30 jul
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    • It took hundreds and thousands of years of genetics to get this height babyyyy
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    • bro im a 5'6 guy myself and that tweet fucking reeks of beta
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    • 6'3 here and its all propaganda im not swimming in pussy or have pussy thrown at me...
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    • When your brother is 5’10 but you’re 5’3
      Kyanite15 31 jul
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    • Forgetting on the internet you can be any height lmaoo dumbass I'm 7'6
      Krauser 31 jul
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    • I feel superior to my fellow Mexicans because I’m 6ft, everyone is 5’5
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    • Tough luck kid, 90% of your life is decided at birth
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    • Kids that didn't eat their veggies and drink their milk be like
      RadMoose 30 jul
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    • As long as you’re 5’10” you can make it work. You’re a little bit short but not manlet status so you can get a job as a lead actor or CEO. Hell maybe even be a politician
      Blungi 31 jul
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    • Recently went up north and I now realize people weren't joking when they said the average height was 5'7
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    • 6'2 at 16
      AlThePal 31 jul
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    • How can I grind to become taller? Asking for friend.
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    • Yeah I was 4’11” but the I worked out and now I’m 6’7”.
      lwpack 31 jul
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    • 6’5 here and it’s true.. I get tons of bitches
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    • 6’9” and 420 pounds here, and backhanding girls out of the way to keep my virginity.
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    • Fools! My height is incomprehensible, for my true form not to be seen by mere mortals.
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    • I hate being tall. Can’t wear heels without looking like the tubeman from a car dealership.
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    • i’m 5,9 at 17 and i’m one of the shortest people in my grade. it honestly kinda fucks my confidence in a lot of cases but that’s okay. do i have any hope of growing even another inch or am i gonna be stuck this way?
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    • I’m not 6’9 why even live?
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    • Well I’m sorry Louis, sorry that you came from short breeding stock. Your ancestors chose poorly, ain’t my fault
      Nfruits 31 jul
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    • 6’4”, it’s overrated. I’m 24 and already have tons of back pains, I have to crouch in the shower, and I can’t take baths. I hit my head on signs walking down the street. It’s not that great
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    • MrPhilmor 31 jul
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    • semeMdaeD 31 jul
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    • Take it from me being tall isn't all its cracked up to be smh (6'7)
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    • Complete and utter cope
      DKBlitz 30 jul
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    • I’m 1’8” but you don’t see me complaining
      Oshawatt 31 jul
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    • That’s a funny ass drawing
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    • I’m six foot one inch. Haha two different measurement
      sheetpost 31 jul
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    • "You aren't special for being tall, haha giraffe"
      Namatame 31 jul
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    • I'm 5"3. I'm a man. I'm 30 years old. Life is really hard for me.
      Glockomaz 31 jul
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    • keep talkin shit and we won't help u get anything off the shelves again
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    • Please just stop bullying me for being short I just want to live my life
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    • If I could work out or something to get taller I'd be at least 6' by now.
      OdiumDei 31 jul
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    • WarGuilt 30 jul
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    • (((Peitzman))) ?
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    • God I'm like 5'11'' I wish I was short like I hate being tall at all makes me look like a dude I just wanna be smol
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    • I was 5'4" not long ago. But for many weeks, I've done 10 pushups a day and now I'm 6'7"
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    • I am 5'5, 200 pounds right now and I just have to burn fat since that's the only thing making me small. Working on it and all I have to say is that i'm disappointed in myself for letting me get this big
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    • I was 1951'6" when I was born.
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    • Damn i know im the shortest person in MN at 6 ft, but i didn't know I'm shorter than the rest of the world too lol
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    • Me being 5'8.5 :(
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    • My pp bigger than ur pp
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    • Congrats on being well endowed something you worked hard for and earned
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    • 5'7 and I am getting married after dating her for 13 years
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    • I’m 8’6
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    • I dunno... Being 5'5 freaking ROCKS.
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    • Pocho 30 jul
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    • Cope, should’ve had your milk
      Primalist 30 jul
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    • Kaiman 30 jul
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    • I rate dicks and tits. DMS are open
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    • I just hit 8 foot finally!
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    • I agree with everything /fit/ says about manlets which is why I think us manlets should be able to file for disability and get a government check because we’re too fucking short to do anything while tallf@gs wagecuck to pay for our welfare since they’re capable of working and manlets aren’t
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    • 8’37” at 4 years old. 547 lbs of pure muscle also my cock is a foot long
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    • I’m 6’4 17 years old and 300 pounds I didn’t earn this
      donkeyzan 30 jul
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    • Honestly, guys over 6'1 have it nice in life (easier jobs) but they're too tall for most girls. So there's that downside, I'd never date a guy over 6'1-6'2.
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    • 6ft 7 gang where you at
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    • short niggas stay mad
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    • Gonna cry?
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    • I’m 13 and like 5’10
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    • Imagine being mad because you’re short.
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    • 6’2 at 15. It’s pretty gay. I hate being tall.
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    • Eating right and relaxed exercise. A note: I’m a foot taller than both my parents and all of my grandparents.
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    • Shut the fuck up 😔
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    • Thank you, as a 5’5 Asian female, I’m taller than some of my uncles
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    • 6'2 but at what cost... skinny af...
      arganoth 2 aug
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    • 6’7 255 lbs, my face is so ugly it never even mattered
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    • The only people that obsess about height is short people and narcissist
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    • Thanks, growing bones hurt
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    • Being short sucks ass
      Adorf 2 aug
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    • I’m 5’9” and my brother is 6’3.5” nothing makes any sense
      tommE 2 aug
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    • 6’4” but I have ADHD so am I really a winner?
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    • What if I’m a 6’3” girl who wears men’s size 13, huh? Didja think of that? Didn’t think so.
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    • I’m 5’3.5”
      Fe_Male 2 aug
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    • There’s a reason why the boss characters are the same model as regular enemies, but taller/ bigger. Tall people are just better than short people
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    • 6'3" and 300 lbs quite the unit of a boy. Waiting for my birthday I'll be 21 this year. Football really built me up. Next stop. Cafe and Cigar lounge.
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    • You grow a lot when you exercise in your teen years ... genes have a role but you can still maximize your potential... just don’t be lazy ... be consistent with your work outs
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    • Technically they did earn it by eating a nutritious diet. Without our change in diet, we wouldn’t be as tall as we are now.
      pisser 2 aug
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    • Manlet
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    • they should apologize for tall privilege.
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    • I’m twelve foot tall and weigh 1000 pounds of pure muscle and two inch dick.
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    • Just drink cum. I’m 6 foot and didn’t eat or drink anything else all throughout middle school. Bonus if it’s your uncles.
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    • Being tall isn't that great guys. Im sure being short isn't great either, but dont say that you would want to be tall, I feel like around 6ft is the max I would want to be, but here I am.
      MayoHeyo 2 aug
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    • I heard apple juice enlarges your penis
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    • I'm 5'7" and turning 15 in 2 weeks, can everyone pray I keep growing
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    • Dude looks like such a beta. However men are still men and the stigma from girls has to go. It might never tho and y’all gotta accept it
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    • Bro fuck being tall it may help you get ass but my joints are so fucked i’ve had surgery on both hips and my shoulder and have a fucked up back and have to eat 3500 calories a day just so i dont look like i just came out of a concentration camp
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    • I need a 7ft gf
      Nah__ 2 aug
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    • I was born 7'11" and shrank down to 5'1"
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    • I'm very tall and I'm basically woman repellant lol. It's a myth
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    • Wtf am I looking at
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