Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
justjill justjill
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
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Can't stop thinkin bout the extinction of the
American Chestnut tree
Can't stop thinkin bout the extinction of the American Chestnut tree
kdot
@just_kdot
if my sleep schedule was a person
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TommyG_MVP TommyG_MVP
24 sep 2020
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mun ases
This is my cat Alex. She found us a few years ago and she was so skinny then.
She much better now and is one of the most beautiful cats I have ever seen.
DragonH23 DragonH23
25 sep 2020
mun ases This is my cat Alex. She found us a few years ago and she was so skinny then. She much better now and is one of the most beautiful cats I have ever seen.
When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage but you're standing in their wedding picture
When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage but you're standing in their wedding picture
Couldn't stop laughing at the anime sc filter on my dog.
The_Ghostface The_Ghostface
24 sep 2020
Couldn't stop laughing at the anime sc filter on my dog.
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
ignorantmemerinoto ignorantmemerinoto
14 apr
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE
TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
CammyCamaro CammyCamaro
30 jan
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
Canine paralysis
The condition in which person is unable to move due to the presence
Of; dog in hisor her lap
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cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 sep 2020
Canine paralysis The condition in which person is unable to move due to the presence Of; dog in hisor her lap sh Do
Me: *finally dies*
Satan: "So, how was hell?"
Me:
fuckina knew it
lj129016 lj129016
28 dec 2020
Me: *finally dies* Satan: "So, how was hell?" Me: fuckina knew it
Me: *wanting to get on playground*
Random kid out of nowhere:
Random kid
SLIMJESUS2 SLIMJESUS2
10d
Me: *wanting to get on playground* Random kid out of nowhere: Random kid
Wholesome_Bert Wholesome_Bert
22 sep 2020
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Bro please do this I promise it's fun as fuck Put the speaker on your mouth and open and close your mouth
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at
Stanislav Zak Purrtacular
Last month my cat disappeared. A week ago
I found him and brought him home. Today my cat came back. Now I I have two identical cats.
There is imPostor amons us
Ripper Ripper
21 sep 2020
Stanislav Zak Purrtacular Last month my cat disappeared. A week ago I found him and brought him home. Today my cat came back. Now I I have two identical cats. There is imPostor amons us
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
honey honey
26 mar
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again