• COME DO THESE DAM DISHES TF Wtf you mean Soon My Dear Phrase. SMD. (Internet slang, euphemistic)
Initialism of suck my dick.
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    • Imagine telling your mom to suck your dick
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    • Anyone who has their mom named “Birth Giver” has a 100% chance of having a stale sense of humor
      Skicket 4 jul
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    • literally nobody calls their mom “dear” that’s just gross
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    • https://ifunny.co/fun/ogiSnIDn7 The duality of men
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    • I’ve been smartphowned:(
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    • “Birth giver” 😂😂😂 hilarious stuff, really.
      kingjig 4 jul
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    • My dumbass immediately thought, “Shake My Dick”
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    • Stay away from chicks who call their mom “birth giver”
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    • Who calls their mother birthgiver? I'll tell you who, frickin commies, just like that Dr. Eggman.
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    • Bruh I hate these fake ass text memes
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    • SMD the best pink season song
      Jackeal 4 jul
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    • "Birth giver"
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    • Some Alabama shit right here
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    • You can tell this is fake because they have airplane mode on.
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    • Oh shit, I hope they can outrun that flip flop going mach 3
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    • Birth Giver
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    • OoOoOh he's fuk3d
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    • No ones mom will say imma for another 10 years
      jibjab 6 jul
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    • It's actually Sexually Transmitted Disease. Come on guys
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    • This man got busted
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    • Some more 2020 for ya
      XBLCORPS 4 jul
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    • I got into an argument with my mom and she called me a son of a bitch and simply agreed with her.
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    • Damn Steve Meade is gonna be pissed lmao
      king2dro 5 jul
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    • “Birth giver”
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    • that easy huh?
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    • occk 4 jul
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    • How he have wifi and airplane mode on at the same time?
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    • who the fuck talks that way to their mom
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    • Shaking my dick
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    • Suck my dick and a dear with a kissing emoji. Do you have sex with your mom?
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    • bIrTh gIvEr. Bruh just write mom, christ.
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    • mom has evolved
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    • Thought this was husband and wife till I read birth giver.... now I wonder
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    • Lmao what sped tells their mom to suck their dick.
      Knite 7 jul
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    • Birth giver
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    • Google do be snitchin😳
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    • You little cunts would cry if your mother talked to you like that, you're all spoiled rotten and coddled
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    • Lol
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    • I like “Spawn point” more, but birth giver is pretty good
      Weist 6 jul
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    • Ahhhh shit
      LashK40 6 jul
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    • Birth giver
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    • Low key believed him
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    • Who tf says “Smd” to their parents... like, I curse in front of my mom and sometimes to her but never in vain, but that’s something I’ll never say to anyone in my own family, maybe a cousin but still prob not
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    • Oh he dead
      axle14 6 jul
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    • Who says soon my dear to their mother with a kissy face if ur gonna fake a text use a better name
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    • Birth giver! Wtf, man. Lol
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    • Wait gimme a second I’m gonna laugh this time I promise
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    • people who turn off cellular or use airplane mode are eternally broke
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    • Ain't slick
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      proly 5 jul
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    • My mom is saved as Birth Giver and my dad is saved as Baby Maker
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    • Either way thats weird bruh who calls their mom dear
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    • I can’t believe there are actual people that have zero respect for their parents. Like wtf
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    • I just wanna say this is not a normal conversation between mother and son
      bzzzzzz 5 jul
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    • Tf does birth giver mean.
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    • No way
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    • birth giver lmaooo
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    • I call my mom "birth giver" because I'm quirky and unique
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    • Imagine having ghetto trash for a mother.
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    • The birthgiver
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    • Black women are demons responsible for the current state of the black community
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    • In most places its shake my head
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    • smartPHOWNED
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    • google a snitch
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    • Mission failed we’ll get them next time
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    • Imma fuck you up. I think he's gonna get a bj later
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    • The day parents stopped whooping their kids and started giving trophies is why everyone today feels entitled. Nobody owes you anything. I swear if I ever even had the thought of saying something not even near that, I’d gotten whooped
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    • I have my moms contact listed as “spawn point”
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    • I literally exhaled for almost 2 minutes looking at this
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    • He’s 100% dead
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    • I like spawn point more
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    • I got in trouble for writing that on the board for a substitute teacher... unfortunately it my initials....
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    • S M W D- Succ my WiGgLy DICK
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    • and at this moment he knew he had fucked up
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