College students during the Vietnam
War trying to keep their grades high enough so they don't get drafted:
I'm Studying or my fucking life
Rustypug Rustypug
28 dec 2020
College students during the Vietnam War trying to keep their grades high enough so they don't get drafted: I'm Studying or my fucking life
When ur anxiety goes away and having no anxiety gives you anxiety
staticdream6 staticdream6
15 apr
When ur anxiety goes away and having no anxiety gives you anxiety
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Don't go to @Sonic! my girl just almost choked on a piece of wood from yalls shitty corndogs! FUCK YALL! SHES PREGNANT!
Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein
SONIC
Corn dogs come on a wooden
Stick... tell her to slow the fuck down when she eating.
FACEPALM99 FACEPALM99
22 sep 2020
humourtising Follow Don't go to @Sonic! my girl just almost choked on a piece of wood from yalls shitty corndogs! FUCK YALL! SHES PREGNANT! Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein SONIC Corn dogs come on a wooden Stick... tell her to slow the fuck down when she eating.
When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then
shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully
EllieBelle EllieBelle
16 jun
When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully
To the man who was in my house and robbed me.
Keep the cash, and my DSLR. and whatever you took. But if you have the memory from the camera, please. it has photos
ot my dog's Last day alive on it. cannot
ace those photos, Please throw it onte,
Or put it in the mail slot. OF j
Toronto, Ontane
ot
Be She died a few days fcann
Teet, lose those photos as well
To the man who was in my house and robbed me. Keep the cash, and my DSLR. and whatever you took. But if you have the memory from the camera, please. it has photos ot my dog's Last day alive on it. cannot ace those photos, Please throw it onte, Or put it in the mail slot. OF j Toronto, Ontane ot Be She died a few days fcann Teet, lose those photos as well
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE
SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
Me: Catch ya later, alligator.
Friend: After while, crocodile.
Me: After supper...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
Me: Catch ya later, alligator. Friend: After while, crocodile. Me: After supper...
AmericanWay AmericanWay
23 sep 2020
all Take your dog to work day
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree"
Eve:
meMe_mAsTer63 meMe_mAsTer63
18 feb
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree" Eve:
Me leaving the Apple store with an iPhone 12 in my mouth
GoddessSaigon GoddessSaigon
11 nov 2020
Me leaving the Apple store with an iPhone 12 in my mouth
Costco co-founder told CEO 'II will
kill you' following hot dog combo price hike suggestion
Costco Founder The CEO
Shut up, Kill you.
Bubbadubs Bubbadubs
24 sep 2020
Costco co-founder told CEO 'II will kill you' following hot dog combo price hike suggestion Costco Founder The CEO Shut up, Kill you.
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident
davie_dove
hive_of_many hive_of_many
28 sep 2020
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident davie_dove
When you answer more than
10.000 pss pss pss's in a row and unlock the golden skin
th:
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
When you answer more than 10.000 pss pss pss's in a row and unlock the golden skin th:
her: missa heard yousa bad boi
NightMemeWhore NightMemeWhore
19 mar
her: missa heard yousa bad boi
Her: What you wanna eat?
Me:
QUABBELS QUABBELS
26 mar
Her: What you wanna eat? Me:
WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT
NKE DINTHRE
Adult Adult
23 jun
WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT NKE DINTHRE
Heard your mom died in that fire. You got the place to yourself tonight? Ahaha
holder_ holder_
25 may
Heard your mom died in that fire. You got the place to yourself tonight? Ahaha
THE BEST PART OF HOGKING UP WITHIA A MILF
LEAVING THE MOBNING WITH A JUICE BOK AND FRUIT ROLL UPS!
Kirby_88 Kirby_88
22 jun
THE BEST PART OF HOGKING UP WITHIA A MILF LEAVING THE MOBNING WITH A JUICE BOK AND FRUIT ROLL UPS!
Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for?? - Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for??
agentill agentill
24 sep 2020
Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for?? - Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for??