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    • "Veni, Vidi, Velcro" (I came, I saw, I stuck around.)
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    • I'm gonna Carpe me some Tequila!
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    • let me seize your ass
      MeTooDude 16 apr
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    • carpe cock and also balls
      Kasagure 13 may
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      emanserU 13 may
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    • Carpe cena
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    • Bene factum
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    • Carpe carp: seize the carp
      Kidfight2 13 may
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    • Carpe natem actually translates to “seize the buttocks”
      Paprik 13 may
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    • My favorite thing I ever said in Latin class, although I don't know a lot of it, was when my teacher was checking for homework and a friend was still doing it and when the teacher was asking him where it was I said "in statu nascendi" - "still being made" or literally "still being born"
      LEBOWSKl 13 may
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    • *tumblr user makes post* “nO wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg?! DoNt ReBlOg My PoSt, I’m ToO qUiRkY!!! tHiS iS gIvInG mE tOo MuCh AtTeNtIoN tHaT I ExAcTlY wAnTeD!!!”
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    • Carpe Denim - Seize the Pants
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    • JuiceWRLD: *carpe*
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    • Protect ya neck - Wu-Tang Clan
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    • Ad mortem, inimicus
      PorkSw0rd 13 may
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    • Carpe Vinum. Sieze the wine
      Surya 13 may
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    • What’s seize the cock
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    • In omnia paratus!
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    • Carpe jugulum. Go for the throat.
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    • Carpal tunnel=seize the fist
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    • Cameron Boyce: *carpe*
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    • I saw the person's username and thought of my brother who takes Klonopin to curb his grand mal seizures. I wondered why it was in a tumblr username then remembered it's also given to people with anxiety
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    • Carpe the means of production
      Milk_Gang 13 may
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    • Cordis Die!
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      Heather7 13 may
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    • “You gotta carpe the diem! Seize the...carp.” -Pigpen (Out Cold, 2001)
      Spoop182 15 may
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    • Amor vincit omnia. Best I got.
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    • Carpe rectum
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    • Sic Semper Tyranus - Thus always to tyrants (Lincoln died a hero tho)
      FLM786 13 may
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    • Pluck the day is actually a more accurate translation
      LinkJoker 13 may
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    • Per diem - more money
      ImATree 13 may
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    • Carpe cibus
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    • Carpe dentum
      CactusGuy 13 may
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    • Yo does anyone wanna Carpe Poland?
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    • Carpen all them diems
      Nougat 13 may
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    • iFappy 13 may
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    • The proper response: more Latin
      IQtheNair 13 may
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    • Siez the day lalalalalalalal to many people to look over
      Raharu 13 may
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    • Carpe the 3rd letter of the alphabet - seize the 3rd letter of the alphabet
      iSathy 13 may
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    • PornGif 17 may
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    • Seize the fuckin NECK
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    • What language is this?
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    • Carpe actually means pluck
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    • Pretty sure carpe was used more as a figure of speach that meant sieze but the actual meaning of the word was closer to harvest
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    • Carpe pridem- sieze the booty
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    • Actually cape is the latin imperative for sieze, carpe means pluck XD
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    • Penis erectus.
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    • Are motto’s carpe diem and that means I’m telling you
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    • Carpet panem - seize the bread
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    • Carpe is the imperative of harvest.
      Game_Spy 13 may
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    • Guys stop flickering the lights! I'm banging an epileptic chick and it's giving her seizures! Actually wait keep going, everything is seizing and it's great!
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    • Whats "the means of production" in latin?
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    • What about carpe boobs
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    • Dico te esse stultum
      FZJ802 13 may
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    • Carpe alcoholism
      Nat2890 13 may
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    • Carpe means pluck though so pluck the ass
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    • Sextus molestus est
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    • Morte illis omnia
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    • Veni Vidi Vici
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    • Oh captain my captain
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    • Carpe and diem from owl. Interesting
      tronas 18 may
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    • Carpe the means of production
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    • Carpe puss - size the means of production
      BpizOzaX 17 may
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    • Carpe coles. Seize the penis.
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    • carpe coles
      pp_cucc 17 may
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    • Carpe Encyclicae instrumentis rerum efficiendarum
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    • Yummy
      Mens 16 may
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    • Carpe the means of production
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    • Carpe deus collum
      Sobakiin 16 may
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    • I seek the neck how do u say that?
      RUBYYACHT 16 may
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    • Disliking every single feature i see
      Macheech 16 may
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    • who eat booty
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    • Fun fact: “seize the day” is actually “cape diem.” “Carpe diem” has a more literal translation of “pluck the day.” Tbh tho I find that to be more romantic and selective the way we choose to live our lives. I’d rather pluck than seize.
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    • Carpe jugulum
      JayWilson 16 may
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    • Carpe natem. Vidi, vici, veni.
      Crujido 16 may
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    • carpe gollum. seize gollums massive cock and balls
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    • Carpe diem baby
      LVance 16 may
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    • Capitus
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    • Carpe diem is my schools motto
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    • Carpe rooster.
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    • AD MORTEM INIMICUS
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    • I learned about carpe diem on second coming of gluttony
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    • Oppreso de liber
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    • Thats called language
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    • Carpe phallum meum
      SendNudes 15 may
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    • You guys realize its a dude replying to himself right?
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    • Carpe rectum
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    • Seize this dick
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    • I’ve only known carpe diem as a thing from the overwatch league
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    • Let me carpe your hominem or sumn, idk I didn't pass Latin.
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    • Sweep the leg
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    • Seize the means of Production
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    • Carpe jugulum: seize the throat
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    • Let's all bring back Latin and meme the hell out of it
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    • Carpe Ubera - seize the breasts
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