@CNN
Aman received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years
Stevenage
@pillxwx le
bro was locked up at Gamestop
DoomIsabelle DoomIsabelle
7 jan 2021
@CNN Aman received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years Stevenage @pillxwx le bro was locked up at Gamestop
My new favorite Photoshop genre:
Horror movie screams, but with steaming hot pizza.
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
15 oct 2020
My new favorite Photoshop genre: Horror movie screams, but with steaming hot pizza.
my friend is at camp without internet, so i'm mailing her memes
my dog past my curfew last week
WookieeCookie WookieeCookie
25 sep 2020
my friend is at camp without internet, so i'm mailing her memes my dog past my curfew last week
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK
AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
follow me for more employment advancement tips
1blondie 1blondie
7 apr
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU. follow me for more employment advancement tips
Me: 2020 can't surprise me now
2020: Vin Diesel with hair
NoSpace NoSpace
16 dec 2020
Me: 2020 can't surprise me now 2020: Vin Diesel with hair
gi
Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post - Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post 😔
gi Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post - Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post 😔
I'm not sure who this woman is
but apparently she knows you
orchid80 orchid80
8 apr
I'm not sure who this woman is but apparently she knows you
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers,
"to Flavortown."
daddyairplane daddyairplane
28 jan
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers, "to Flavortown."
People waking up to
Android alarms
made
People waking up to Apple alarms
Se
Ww
(SCREAMING)
ihateuhaha ihateuhaha
13 jan 2021
People waking up to Android alarms made People waking up to Apple alarms Se Ww (SCREAMING)
Me after spraying the spider in the corner with bug killer.
SpareParts SpareParts
14 oct 2020
Me after spraying the spider in the corner with bug killer.
Do you ever look at the games you have but you don't want to play any of those?
velardaddy velardaddy
30 mar
Do you ever look at the games you have but you don't want to play any of those?
Female NPCs wondering I keep scrolling up while holding the CTRL key
Bacardi Bacardi
24 nov 2020
Female NPCs wondering I keep scrolling up while holding the CTRL key
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE
SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
AG
Ashe_Lolz Ashe_Lolz
1 may
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you" AG
Me: "hello sir, 'm your nurse"
My dementia patient:
is
@codebluememes
Yo
FUCKING WANT ONE?
IWannaKanoonMyselfB IWannaKanoonMyselfB
16 sep 2020
Me: "hello sir, 'm your nurse" My dementia patient: is @codebluememes Yo FUCKING WANT ONE?
DJ at the club first day they open:
IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some
NOISEEEE
ME:
Ashe_Lolz Ashe_Lolz
1 may
DJ at the club first day they open: IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some NOISEEEE ME:
No matter how I look at this newly bought
rice cooker, it just looks like Iron Man.
Tabby Tabby
16 jun
No matter how I look at this newly bought rice cooker, it just looks like Iron Man.
tikkitytokker tikkitytokker
25 sep 2020
cf TikTok @mndiaye_97 Animals that will make you insecure about your
Everybody asks who's the impostor
but nobody asks how's the impostor
dreadigon dreadigon
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor but nobody asks how's the impostor
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph.
I feel was denied...
NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION!
ON
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph. I feel was denied... NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION! ON