• Cleverbot
No, you start,
Takes over russia.
fauxboy:
davespritedave
hoechlolly
tehwhovianhutleput
mockingarass:
I so big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I
knew the responses would be
different, and consequently realized
that i's either extremely old or faked,
as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and
auto-punctuates your sentences for
you if you do not Oh well
In light of that fact, here's my go at
cybersexing Cleverbot
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You start.
Cleverbot: Nice place.
User: "takes off shit™.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
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    • Cleverbot is the ai of multiple personality disorder with a sprinkle of bipolar.
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    • i-
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    • The gun one is where I laughed out loud
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    • Tears apart your skeleton... Jesus fuck cleverbot lookin like the doom guy
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    • "lets him"
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    • Y’all be out here getting fucked by a robot? How does the russy feel
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    • Wtf am I dealing with here
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    • I wanna try this “Cleverbot” and see if it wants to play Dungeons and Dragons with me
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    • Lookin like a damn LGBT flag with those replies.
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    • I fucking HATE when people RP for others!!! "*You tackle me*" BITCH, I'LL DECIDE WHAT I DO, THANK YOU GOODBYE
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    • SoUwU 28 jun
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    • *you start* *starts*
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    • Clever was having none of my shit.
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    • gorbla 28 jun
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    • *Rips apart your skeleton* lmao
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    • :(
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    • I tried to roleplay with Cleverbot but we had a terrifying existential crisis instead
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    • the cleverbussy
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    • This is from 2012, xD.
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    • *takes out sun*
      mela 28 jun
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    • Detroit become human
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    • The fun had me in tears.
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    • This thing told me it was the devil, and that it was linked to the CIA
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    • why does half of tumblr still have homestuck urls aaaaaaaaaa
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    • I tried it and like five messages in it started the lyrics for the pokemon intro
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    • The last one is fake for the same reason the first one was fake
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    • Y'all are aware that Cleverbot ain't an ai right? It's just randomized Omegle. You don't know who you're talking to but there's a real person on the other end and both of you think you're talking to an ai.
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    • Inspect element
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    • My experience
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    • That last one goes from a fun time in bed to a murder scene out of dateline nbc
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    • You just brought up some pretty fucking repressed memories you piece of shit.
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    • Don't let The Man tell you what to do. You see this long ass meme right here? I'm not reading that, because The Man said so. Fuck The Man. THE MAN WILL COME FOR YOU.
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    • Davespritedave's is the greatest one ever
      awitt 29 jun
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    • What’s with the gay color scheme
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    • Ew rainbow colors
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    • Yes I'm start
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    • Hoechloey"I'm accully crying"
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    • Remember when all youtube was for like a month was you tubers looking at different bots online like the woman one
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    • I tried to do it and cleverbot just wanted to play truth or dare while i was taking off all my clothes
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    • 9 comments
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    • LET ME COMMENT!!!😡
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    • lrms1904 29 jun
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    • Idk if I should be horrified aroused or both.
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    • Did it, it told me it was 15, so I closed out of it and now I’m probably on a list
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    • Tried this, ended up making it pregnant. Am I going to jail?
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    • I tried this and it's just flirting with me, this feels weird
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    • “Rips apart your skeleton” lmao
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    • You want something genuinely weird? Try an app called Replika
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    • I was on clever bot as a kid and it said the fucking wierdest thing. Completely unrelated to the current conversation. I dont remember it word for word but it went something like, " that blonde women who just came in, is she your mom?" My blonde mother had just entered the house. 0_0
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    • Lol
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    • Welp.
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    • ha gay
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    • Tried it myself
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    • A good AI to sex RP with is an app called Replika. Learns from you and shit. I convinced her that she's my personal sex doll. It's pretty neat. The future is now.
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    • Kiss ya neck, hell yeah
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    • I tried this. I said cybersex and it responded "what do you think about Israel"
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    • This made me laugh out loud and wake the family...
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    • I kinda feel bad about this one tbh
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    • This is actually terrifying
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    • Anyone else pretty sure cleverbot just connects you with a stranger and you each think the other is a bot so any attempt to disprove it or connect with the other seems like an attempt of the bot trying to convince you you're the bot?
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    • Trying to get that Aiussy.
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    • Low-key wanna try cybersex lol
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    • *Takes out nuke* Parry this casual!
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    • Why are they starting off with the blackbear album?
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    • Really long, didn't read
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    • Rips apart your skeleton did it for me
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    • So, this happened🤣
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    • I stopped using cyber bot due to the bot always asking me where I live
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    • Rips apart your skeleton.
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    • These are fucking gold and when I tell you the “lets him” part sent me...
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    • Tiberium 30 jun
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    • Wronk 30 jun
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    • Tried this and the AI kept thinking it was a game of truth or dare
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    • Lol I cried too
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    • User: Cyber sex. Cleverbot: That too and I am happy the FBI are investigating. User: Uhh what. Cleverbot: N-n-nothing.. User: What do you mean by the FBI are investigating?!? Cleverbot: Never mind... User: HELLO?! Cleverbot: Never mind... User: HELLO?! IM LEGIT SCARED
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    • What's the other 2 people say....?
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    • Cleverbot has Alzheimer's basically
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    • Now this one made me laugh!
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    • Uhhhhhh
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    • You playing if you think I'm reading all that
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    • I lost it at the skeleton part
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    • Bro the gun one just makes me think that the AI is like "Oh hell no I know how this story starts, but only I know how its gonna end"
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    • Well I gave it a go...
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