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RACCOON (in trench coat): one egg
WAITER: one egg? "suspicious* you're not from around here, are you?
RACCOON: t-two eggs?
WAITER: ah yes, that's a normal quantity of eggs
RACCOON: *excitedly* five eggs!
WAITER: *eyes narrow*
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    • “You’re not from around here are you?” Raccoon:
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    • Never going to have a raccoon friend to steal eggs with, what's the point.
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    • I find it slightly funny
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    • Where are the comics yall made about this? They got featured awhile back, give em
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    • sa1tama 7 sep
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    • I dont care if yall think im retarded, this was honestly too funny
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    • I really find this stuff funny
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    • People really find this stuff funny
      kingpush 6 sep
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    • Dodoga 7 sep
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    • I miss raccooneggs
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    • There's an SCP that is basically that, but instead of one raccoon, is a hive mind of five, and I think it's very underrated. SCP-4557.
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    • Well I enjoyed the joke, it was cute
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    • One egg isn’t suspicious tho
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    • This is very funny
      Rodnice 7 sep
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    • 2 to 3 eggs is the social norm! silly raccoon
      BenSpazz 7 sep
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    • Yea I'll take a dozen eggs with a side of mayo
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    • Suspicious
      xMandy 7 sep
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    • Testing smthn: ferrets
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    • Does anyone have the comic version of this tho
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    • There’s a comic for this, I know it
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    • Someone comment the comic about this post
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    • Raccoon: one cheese grater
      Gazico 7 sep
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    • ‘Yare Yare’
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    • i don’t find this stuff funny but it still is in someway entertaining
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    • It's ok but I very much dislike the last two statements. Sounds funnier short and leaves your mind open to other ideas. Now it's just over done and stupid.
      EatMe 8 sep
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    • I usually go for 6 eggs and French toast or 3 eggs and pancakes
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    • Raccoon eggs?
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    • With 5 eggs you get bacon, ham, sausages, toast, and hashbrowns. A meal for one
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    • Anybody have the voice over video
      BlackGuy 8 sep
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    • 5 eggs isn’t normal? Shit.
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    • 5 eggs perfect for an omelet
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    • Five eggs is a normal amount to eat
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    • Ron Swanson: ALL the eggs...
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    • Sounds like...RaccoonEggs
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    • Lol
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    • Two tails you say?
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    • rht2009 8 sep
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    • "Eeh. Es kinda funny"
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    • Hmmm
      Joe175 7 sep
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    • Why am I uncontrollably giggling to this?
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    • You know it would have been better if he asked for four because it seems like a normal amount
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    • I only eat one egg in the morning. It’s a serving size
      doglette 7 sep
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    • The manga was better
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    • Yea lemme get uhhhhh large chili cheese shredded hashbrowns and drop some runny egg yolks on it.
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    • Gnoon
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    • BNA opening starts playong
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    • Oh
      _1__1___ 7 sep
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    • You could fit an entire raccoon up your ass
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    • CeII 7 sep
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    • What you egg?
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    • I used to work at a diner and this one guy came in kinda often and he always got a 6 egg omelet with just a fuck ton of shit in it. Toast, potatoes, all that too. Dude’d finish it all every time.
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    • This actually made me wheeze haha love this
      suqdafuq 7 sep
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    • Did you guys know it snows on the ocean?
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    • Racooneggs
      Kawawae 7 sep
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    • .....3 eggs?
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    • This will get lost in the comments so: I really really hate my life and feel like there's no point and that I'm useless and a waste of space. I've already started a career that I don't really like so I feel like I'm gunna be unhappy forever. And I'm ugly. That sucks.
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    • Rodney raccoon if your reading this fuck you my nigga remember when you asked me to help you get eggs and you left me after taking it well guess what fuck you I kilIed your parents
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    • I want o own a raccoon and red panda and raise them alongside each other
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    • This is my favorite internet joke always
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    • What does this mean
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    • I did not do this
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    • Raccooneggs
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    • Raccooneggs
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    • What... I love it
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    • Im upset that ifunny liked this meme for me.
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    • I'm gonna get a pet fox
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    • All the bacon and eggs you have
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    • I’m so confused what’s the joke
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    • I need an animation of this
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    • When this was first featured, I got TC saying something like “I gotta commission this comic now” and one of the responses was from Taconator. People are posting his comic here without credit, so I thought I’d mention him.
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    • Loled the first time I saw it. Now I'm just imagining King from TOH to make it more amusing.
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    • There really be people who cant construct this scene in their mind.
      Adorf 7 sep
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    • Wtf does this mean
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    • This is wholesome, I love it
      Lil_Yeti 7 sep
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    • Coon: 5% crime rate? Statistics: you’re not from around here. Coon: 13% crime rate. Statistics: yes that’s an appropriate rate. Coon: (heavy breathing) 50% crime rate.
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    • Raccooneggs
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    • Always multiples of 2
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    • It almost made me laugh so I'll give it a like
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    • I wanna draw this
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    • Tis be funny
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    • 3 eggs?
      jjesus 7 sep
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    • Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait wait I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs what I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?
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