RACCOON (in trench coat): one egg
WAITER: one egg? "suspicious* you're not from around here, are you?
RACCOON: t-two eggs?
WAITER: ah yes, that's a normal quantity of eggs
RACCOON: *excitedly* five eggs!
WAITER: *eyes narrow*
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