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    • Why'd my dumbass think he was a cyclops
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    • Noice, thanks for the feature Chef
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    • Anyone not gonna comment on how wonderful it is to finally have just regular pictures again and not videos 24/7
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    • I'd probably make up all sorts of excuses to take my fake eye out. "Goodness this door is heavy *takes eye out and hands it to the nearest person* here, hold this while I get this door open"
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    • Power move.
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    • I used to have a friend who had one eye. He told me stories of how he'd be at the bar and say "I'm gonna piss, but I'm gonna keep and eye on my beer" and take his eye out to watch his beer
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    • My dad's cousin Mike has a glass eye he likes to drop into people's drinks at the bar.. they don't want to drink it after they see the eye so he gets free drinks that way.
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    • Retards that think, that in a world with 7 billion ppl, this isnt even plausible: "n0 bUt iN yElLoW"
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    • The only time I've seen big dick energy, a power move and asserting dominance in one fell swoop.
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    • Okay but that's actually a reasonable reaction if you dont know someone has a glass eye and you see them rip it out and put it on your desk
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    • One of the younger kids in my boy scout troop had a fake eye and sometimes he'd take it out, sneak up behind someone whos sitting and put it on there head and say "i got my eye on u"
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    • Niggas really out here wearing fake eyes when they could be rocking eye patches instead
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    • Not-so-fun fact about blind people: Eventually, they develop "Cyclops Syndrome" where they forget that their remaining eye is on a side of their head, so they think it's in the middle. Which is not a big deal until they misjudge where their head actually is and hit a pole or something
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    • Knew a guy like this. Every time he would take his eye out, all you hear is people frantically yelling “TONY PUT YOUR EYE BACK” . Disgusting dude
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    • One of the subs at my school had a fake eye, he noticed a kid came to class high so when the kid went to the water fountain my sub took his eye out and started washing it with the water and the kid freaked
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    • I’d be such an asshole if I had one of those
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    • I would had it to someone and say I need to see this from a different perspective
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    • Coward. Caress the eye, embrace the eye, love the eye, lick the eye, suck the eye, taste the eye, have relations with the eye, open yourself to the eye, become the eye. Now that you've done that, suck my nose, ride my nose.
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    • One of my best friends has a glass eye and is in the band. During marching season they have an absolute dick of a tech. Like this guy will make freshmen who’ve never even played their instrument before cry for not being prodigies basically, so on a competition day, my friend goes to a -
      Ercq 18 may
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    • My grandpa did that when he was younger. Got told to keep an eye on a forklift. Took his out and laid in the seat and walked away. He told me a mute coworker almost started talking
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    • As a Person with one fake eye I’ve done this in school just to fuck with people
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    • You stand there and tell me you wouldn't do something like that if you had a fake eye
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    • Mad Eye Moody as a child
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    • What a fucking power move
      KAPSANS 17 may
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    • Now that’s using your resources
      iRaditz 17 may
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    • If I lost an eye I'd just wear an eyepatch like fuck it
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    • I hate bitches who can’t handle seeing some shit
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    • Power move
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    • Shit could happen.... js..I was fuckin with one of the big dudes on the construction job one time, he had a glass eye, he took that shit out, and said come on you little mf, imma kick yo ass. I said fuck that, I ain't fighting a mf that jus popped out his fuckin eye
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    • I like this. I however did not like when my grandma took her fake eye out in front of me and showed me the empty socket. I was five
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    • If you’re missing an eye and not wearing an eyepatch then honestly what the fuck are you doing
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    • If you support the exposure of online child predators, I urge you to take a look at my postings and sub, if you want. Me and my followers do everything we can to bring these sickos to light and by exposing them, we can harass tf out of them.
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    • I bet she didn't, See that one coming HAHAHAHAHA Alright I'll kill myself now
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    • I have reasonable doubt
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    • That’s some big dick energy
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    • Guess you could say he was keeping an eye out for her
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    • I’ll take “this never happened” for 500, Alex
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    • “Hey bro, can I borrow your eye?” “Yeah bro, go ahead”
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    • Hoes mad
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    • Sounds like she's a little pussy bitch.
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    • As a one eyed guy I wish I had thought of this in school
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    • If i only had one eye I would get multiple fake eyes to switch up the color however I feel. Might fuck around and get one that’s all black or all white just for the fuck of it
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    • That’s real art right there.
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    • I still don't get why shit like that makes girls start crying.
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    • Is your brother thor
      urboihaz 20 may
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    • Careful...he's a legend
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    • I wish I would have the guts to do that but honestly I would be the girl in that situation
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    • I would've asked him out, coward
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    • Big dick energy
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    • That's a power move right there!
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    • He just pulled a Shisui on her ass!!!
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    • Uhh School tables aren't the most sanitary objects. I pretty sure your brother just caught Ebola 2.
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    • And then the whole room clapped
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    • I love it when disabled people have a sense of humor.
      Devistate 18 may
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    • That story definitely needs a picture.
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    • If I was the girl I would have said hell yes and drew it to the best of my abilities
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    • Did he just take it out or did he like... hit the back of his head
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    • That's kinda metal 🤘
      Anieu 17 may
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    • Worth it
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    • "I see"
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    • I would've laughed my ass off for sure
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    • I’d rather have an eye patch or a solid colored fake eye if I lost an eye. Realistic looking glass eyes don’t move around like a real eye, and look kind of creepy
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    • Id rather wear an eyepatch than a glass eye idk y lol
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    • “I’ve got my eye on you”
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    • Fuck bitches that start crying
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    • And then everybody clapped
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    • And everyone started cheering and the teacher gave me a best student award and an a++ on the assignment
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    • And then everyone clapped
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    • This is the only story I’ve ever seen about a disabled person doing something to freak everyone out with their prosthetic and I’ve been on tumblr since 2009
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    • He saw a chance and he took it
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    • That would've been dope. Lol or roll it up the hallway and put it in different places and say it's a camera. Lol
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    • *screams in AlIbama*
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    • Where are the liberals to shame an ableist when you need em
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    • Eyepatch>fake eye
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    • If I was missing an eye, I would wear an eye patch because they’re cooler than a glass eye. Although it would be neat to pop it out and scare people, so maybe I’d get both and depending on how I feel when I get up in the morning would determine which one I used.
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    • And then my dick fell off
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    • I can't wait for the day we can invent a artificial eye that can be hooked to the nervous system to project images like a real eye
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    • If I ever lose an eye Ima get an eyepatch, not a false eye
      Flames 18 may
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    • He is a ...... visionary.
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    • What a fucking pussy
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    • I've seen stories that seemed way less fake than this one
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    • Power move
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    • If you only have one eye and you DONT wear an eyepatch, I have no respect for you. You could be looking cool as shit dude
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    • "That just means he likes you."
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    • Then everyone clapped
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    • What grade was they in cause the higher the grade the more funny the joke
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    • Why the fuck would a art teacher ask you to draw someone else’s eye?
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    • Even with two eyes she didn't see that coming
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    • I would do the same thing
      Alburn 17 may
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