• Civilians had their own
private fuckin cannons
recreational McNukes®,
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    • Girl I knew in HS just tried to argue that people should be stripped of their rights and punished for thinking morally wrong things.
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    • Why are people so afraid of recreational nukes?
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    • Murica' duck yea
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    • I’m fine with all that except the nukes(its a weapon of mass destruction for fuck sake) or lethal chemical warfare type weapons...those are just unduly cruel. In my opinion if you can afford a full aircraft carrier and crew it so it can run, fair enough.
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    • The 2nd was never written for hunting.. it was written to overthrow a tyrannical government
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    • I will take 3 recreational McNukes
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    • Shall not infringe cocksuckers...
      K3YM4K3R 4 jul
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    • Libs say we should ban guns and then go “aww those poor Hong Kong citizens, if only they had some weapons to defend themselves with”
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    • None of you could ever fucking afford any of that shit. Gonna end up being Jeff bezos sending tomahawks at your house for stealing packages
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    • Where’s my Slavic tank!!!
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    • I think recreational nukes and other WMDs are overboard but outside of those yeah no there should be zero regulation
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    • You would want anyone to be able to buy an attack helicopter??? I feel that would create a terrifying 1% vs the world dystopia scenario. Billionaires could own fortresses and build their own nations.
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    • As long as it isnt a WMD you should be able to own it
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    • Militia then: “this is necessary for the security of a free state” Militia now: *gets cointelpro’d by the FBI, disarmed by ATF, and defamed as crazy white supremacists by the media* Nothing to see here, just the land of the free home of the brave
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    • Full autos existed before the constitution. The belton flint lock could fire 6-20 rounds with a single trigger pull, all in under 1/2 second. The founding fathers were fans of them, and wanted to buy a shit load of them, but they costed lots of money
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    • Doubt. TJ was a bit of a pussy that crippled the military with a lack of funding whilst he was president.
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    • HAPPY FUCKIN 4TH
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    • I need my medicinal M1 Abrams
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    • Ah, yes. My favorite president Theodore Money
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    • Alaias 5 jul
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    • Reminder countries like Pakistan have better gun rights than us because they can own fully automatic ak’s.
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    • people who don’t want the second amendment that free act like the government buys their nukes off Ebay or sum shit. civilians wouldn’t have nukes pitass. i just want a machine gun
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    • Don’t forget that fully automatic guns existed long before the amendments came around
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    • Bruh I just want my constitutional right to get my power armor and become a fuckin thunder warrior or primaris with the holy gene seed when the time comes
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    • "King George the Third? More like King George the Nerd" - John Chadams
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    • Americans have the right to own guns. But kids should be taught early that a gun is a tool, not a toy. Teach everyone gun safety.
      Red_Cr0w 6 jul
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    • The best part is that is kinda historically accurate
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    • I want Leopard 2a7v
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    • Let’s not forget when this amendment was written Puckle Guns existed and were so popular that Europeans and Middle Easterners had their own special rounds to use against each other.
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    • Most people these days are armed with face masks and bacteria wipes oooooh scary
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    • The only people who should not have military grade weapons are company's. Disney would literally run shit
      Nowahn 4 jul
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    • I don't understand how people could just straight up throw away a right. You don't use it? Fine. I do. Leave it the fuck alone ya daft cunt
      9Chucky7 4 jul
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    • Ban all guns we got cops. Then defund & get rid of cops :|
      _AD_ 5 jul
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    • With rights come responsibilities. Anyone who can safely use and guard a weapon that they have reasonable justification for owning should be allowed to. Idiots who have no idea what theyre doing should not own dangerous weapons.
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    • Yall seem to forget that it would be up to a manufacturer on who to sell to anyway. If every gun law was undone I highly doubt companies would willingly sell warships and nukes to the public. Imagine Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Mark Cuban, etc. Being able to buy 1000 nukes.
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    • I mean yeah citizens shouldnt have nukes but neither should any government
      HongDong 4 jul
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    • Hell yeah !!!
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    • Don’t say the second amendment is meant for weapons of the past, cuz the government ain’t using no cannons to stop us
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    • The only thing Im against is private nuclear weapons as it is a war crime. It would be like privately owned sarin gas. Everything else, arm em up.
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    • My old landlord messed up his hand mis-handeling his homemade mortar after a misfire. A few fingernails grew on the wrong side of his hand after that. Sh!t was cash. God rest, old Harvey.
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    • I’m sorry are you unironically saying that one person should have the authority to level and entire city?
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    • Presidential Check: This is misquoted....slightly.
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    • If you can afford to buy/build a modern warship of any size. Have fun... and say goodbye to most of your fortune.
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    • Honest question.. do Americans actually use their guns for freedom? Or is it purely something to screech about and get their dicks hard? American freedoms are getting stripped away almost daily and I’ve personally never seen you guys do a thing with these guns.
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    • Idk about you but I think a war ship with functional cannons is a little more deadly than an “assault” weapon
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    • Nukes are overrated. They were used offensively like, what, once? Back in 1945. Wille Pete is where it's at.
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    • Nukes should have never been created in the first place
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    • The idea behind the second amendment is to be able to overthrow the government if the need ever comes. It’s mentioned that it’s a right of the people to be allowed to do it in the Declaration of Independence
      Cosmo568 4 jul
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    • I should be allowed to have a machine gun. I should just have to take that firearms safety course. I’ve been Through basic training so... give me my machine gun >:^(
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    • No civilian should have nukes. That being said no country should either
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    • I want a frigate
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    • So this means I can strap a canon to my car? Fuck yeah . . .
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    • Im torn between getting my wisdom teeth checked out and prolly removed, or getting a glock.
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    • Maybe not the nuke thing
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    • Ion aprove of nukes, everything else is fine
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    • All I’m saying is fuck taxes I’m buying a m1a2 Abrahams (]:)
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    • Government has infringed on our rights to personally own a nuclear arsenal.
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    • Jefferson for life! Fuck Alexander Hamilton
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    • If the government can have it so should the people
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    • My thoughts for 2A nukes are that if you use them without proper cause that’s a problem but if you just have them as a deterrent during a tyrannical government is going on then that’s fine
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    • Probably the worst argument against the 2a is that the founding father only meant muskets. Nuh uh retard they definitely knew that weapons would get more advanced
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    • Civilians definitely shouldn’t have nukes that goes too far. But if they want a tank? Fuck it let them have a tank. If they decide to do sum fuck shit with it, bring the full might of the us military on his ass
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    • My homie t money spitting fire
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    • And ironically police descended from private security used to keeps blacks down. That’s the problem.
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    • I want to own a destroyer god damn it
      usa_no_1 4 jul
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    • Why the fuck should we let the rich have their own private military and nukes? I dont trust the government and I dont trust billion dollar companies.
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    • Repeating weapons were invented in the 1730s before some of the founding fathers were even born and multibarreled weapons before even that
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    • The American constitution is arguably the most positively influential document of the past millennium. It has some serious flaws, most of which have been amended. Yet despite being the reference point for the most sacred rights of western civilization, some people want to wipe their ass with it
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    • Dudes were starting pirate armadas just to flex
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    • Nobody is touching my nerf nuke
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    • yeah i agree, if a civilian can legally put a cannon on their ship for pirates then today’s gun laws need reform, but imagine if google or walmart just started buying tanks?
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    • come and get it fedboy 🔫
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    • Your only limit should be your wealth change my mind
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    • the second amendment also gives us a right to form a militia. but guess what we can't do...
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    • I’m a liberal and own guns, the second amendment isn’t up for debate. Guns are a necessity in creating a society free of tyranny and oppression. That being said, the people who fetishize guns are fucking weird.
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    • Cross out nukes and i agree
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    • That is very much what he would say in 2020
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    • Nukes are the only thing i disagree with tbh. I think nukes are the only weapon we have today that the founders would never have realistically thought possible
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    • I want my medicinal f22 raptor
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    • Lol. T money
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    • McNuke is what i left in the quarter pounder
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    • My man!!
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    • Thog don't care
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