• {{ formattedCount }}  {{ count > 1 ? 'comments' : 'comment' }}

    • My mom married my step dad 6 months after they started dating. 1 year later the love is gone
      4.6K
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I cant think of anything funny to say
      DontSub 11 apr
      2.1K
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Just got promoted to an E-3 time to buy a Camaro with 27.5% apr financing
      aloucard 12 apr
      15
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My grandparents got married 4 months after they met. Not engaged 4 months after, but literally walking down the aisle 4 months after they first swept each other. 61 years, 7 kids, 41 grandkids, and 17 great grandkids later they're still going strong
      12
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 11
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Check divorce rates among former service members. It’s staggering.
      8
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’m actually about to prepose to my gf but we’ve been together for a good while. Wish me luck
      8
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • fuccubus 12 apr
      7
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Can confirm. Into the Marines at 18, married at 19, divorced at 21. Now I spend my days drinking, scrolling iFunny and touching myself.
      7
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I dated a girl who abruptly left me for a military kid. They got married right away and she preceded to cheat on him repeatedly and with several different guys. The army boy was her best friend in high school. Bullet dodged.
      Demonikus 11 apr
      8
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Military's fault. They encourage it by paying for it.
      6
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’ve been with my wife almost 6 years now. But we got married on our 5th year. So I proposed after dating her for 4 years and living with her for 3 years. Alway always live with someone for at least a year before marriage, you learn all the bad habits they have and if they piss you off even a little
      xMr94 12 apr
      7
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That BAH tho
      6
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Some of the boots never had pussy before or they just want to escape the dorms. The real warriors are the E5s or above that still live in barracks
      6
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Get paid more if youre married
      6
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Me and my first date ever got engaged 6 months after dating (she was 15 and I was 17), I left for the Army 8 months later. fast forward 6 years and we are still together, happy, and have a kid.
      T0UGE 11 apr
      6
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You literally get double pay if you get married in the army that's why it's so common
      6
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If she in the military too you're gonna live the good life
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yall remember that one bitch that did porn right after she saw her military boyfriend off? In the same fucking outfit?
      crosswaIk 14 apr
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This is so fucking true. Is this why military guys are known for being cucked?
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • its dumb because dumbass privates get married at 19 to another loser chick and she takes all his money and and hes just another loser e4 that gets out the military. I did 9 years never got married, saved 100k. was a green beret and lived in Japan for 4 years....dont get married troops...best advice
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • your wife will fuck plenty of men while you’re deployed. it’s just statistically what happens. sorry retard, shouldn’t have expected love while serving.
      Bombstrap 12 apr
      7
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • we call those dependapotamus
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Seriously tho, this is so true and it's not even funny
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • They only do it because theres more incentives and pay raises for families
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No lie I proposed to my girlfriend 3 months after we started dating... guess who is not getting married
      6
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • They want to get married quickly because they might die in war
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My friend online dated a girl for a whole ass year, saw her a week before he flew out for marines, married her. That. Same. Week. They're doing alright still another year later but 95% of their relationship is distance and i don't know how he can go and do that and keep his sanity?
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Gotta get that bah
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Do you know how many 19 year old privates I’ve had that married some chick they just met at a mall kiosk... 2 that’s how many
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Every NCO to every Junior Enlisted soldier ever: Stop getting married to strippers you just met and buying mustangs on a 6 year loan at 23% interest!
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Benefits, personal housing, and the possibility of getting killed at a young age. Seems like these are all good reason to get married while in the military.
      6
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Its because you get paid almost triple if you are married in the military
      FortWonty 11 apr
      6
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I feel sorry for those who go into the army and those bitches looking for easy life. What a shame really though
      Ax1218 16 apr
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Then they cheat cuz they were "lonely"
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My wife (girlfriend at the time) got pregnant after 2 months. We got married at 6 months. And it has been a struggle to deal with but as long as we focused on each other and not ourselves is how we pulled through. Now we have been together for two years, have a beautiful son and we are happier than
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It’s so they can live together when deployed
      taminaq 14 apr
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Gets out of the barracks like a boss
      EcoNorske 14 apr
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Young military men and women get married fast because they get slightly more pay and get out of the barracks. Which is why many military spouses cheat on their significant others while their deployed. Theres just no love.
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’m in this pic and I don’t like it.
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Young guys in the military have to live in a barracks with a bunch of dudes unless they get married. Getting married gives them a way more money and permission to buy/rent a home and move out of the barracks. This is why.
      PixarLamp 12 apr
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Why do women cheat on their military boyfriends when they’re deployed?
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • After 1 hour of talking to this guy in the army on tinder he asked me to marry him
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Facts I'm a marine that shit is strait facts
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I am extremely particular in my mate selection. So particular in fact, I’ve never had a mate! Praise me.
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • A sophomore boy at my school just proposed to his senior girlfriend and she said yes. They did it the day of prom.........at a mother fucking Arby's!
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • They act like marrying the girl will keep her faithful while he’s deployed. Lmao
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My dad is navy. He married young and they are still together 30 years later. The secret: wait 8 years before having kids. They strain the marriage
      NotSoFun 11 apr
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This is simply because they don’t have much time to date for a year and still be with them while they’re deployed. It’s a 4,5,6 year contract depending what branch their in. Besides who knows when something could happen so why now start life early on. And look forward to coming home to her/him
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My dad married my mom after 8 months of dating. It's 25 years later and they're still together. The key is to find the right one, and you'll know when you've found the right one.
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Time to cheat on my husband while he’s off dying for isreal 😈
      Vulky 11 apr
      6
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • And then she cheat on you while you're away killing terrorists
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Marrying a stripper at 19, gotta do what you can for that off base housing amiright
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yall civies dont get it. Getting married means you bring home an extra $1500 or so a month in the military. Plus you get to have your own house instead of being forced to live in the barracks where there is no kitchen, insects and dirty water.
      tclay1970 16 apr
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • And then she leaves him after he loses 3 limbs to an IED
      AbeVigoda 16 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Wish I got married at 19 while I was in the military, get some of that teen pussy you know.
      Tech64 15 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • As an army veteran I can confirm this to be true
      chrizzo 15 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That BAH tho
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • In the military when you get married, the husband and wife each get a huge pay bump and better benefits.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Military boys, just looking for any excuse to get cucked
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Along with my 20% interest loan on a camero that i think i need and think because its a “sports car” that i need to fly down the road at 100 mph.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Comes back from serving over seas for 2 years to discover he now has a black baby
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Veteran here, divorced twice. High school sweetheart dated 4 years. Soldier I deployed with dated over a year. Military + marriage usually means disaster.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Get married at 19. Move out the barracks. Collect bah. Buy a V6 Camaro or charger. Have a kid. Deploy. Come back and realize you wife has been getting railed out by a guy from another company the whole time
      fthis 12 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • he got it the same week he also got his dodge charger
      cmiller97 12 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Hey guys, about 6 months into a relationship, all the natural love drugs are gone, so you need to actually enjoy the person your with. And this means really taking seriously all those red flags in the beginning and cutting her out if need be.
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • BAH
      Akuda 12 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Dude military people want to get married so damn fast then 80% end up divorced with 2 kids
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you get married 6 months after dating or 6 years you still have to wake up every single day and choose to love the person you’re with because sometimes you’re gonna wake up and things are gonna be rough but choosing to love someone is going to build a much stronger far lasting relationship
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • A friend of mine just married a navy guy within 30 days of meeting him... 😐
      dcatrem 12 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Gotta get them contract marriages to fraud the government out of thousands of dollars per month 👌
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • And then they wonder why they get cheat on so often.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My adopted parents met when my dad was in the service and got married at 19/20 after knowing each other for a year. It lasted though.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Tbh this is 100% accurate. A bunch of my friends went into the service right after high school and were married within a year to people they hadn’t known before. None of them were married a year later
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Okay look at this way, you get a free house, an extra 1,000+ dollars a month (depending on location) and you don’t have to pay your favorite stripper for sex anymore, she just uses your credit card to go shopping when you get deployed
      SPUTS 11 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This is why soldiers get cheated on so often tho. Fucked up shit, but a lot of the time they're on tour for longer than they were even together for. Like how can that possibly work...
      Wynman 11 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Never get between a JROTC kid and his traditional fatass banshee gf
      Raht 11 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • hmm i don’t like this post
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • my dad joined the military when my mom was 19 and they immediately got married... 22 years later everything’s great :$
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Lol y’all don’t understand that the military pays more to those that are married.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you're in the military, don't get married.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No one: Military 19 year olds in the drive thru: “yeah you guys have military drinks right”
      Skyw0ker 11 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No that's too relatable and I'm not even in the military I just have commitment issues. As in I'm way too committed somebody needs to stop me
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • KindaNSFW 11 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pretty sure that's why the marriage ends in divorce. That and infidelity. Which, if you get married young or too quick, you have a higher chance of it.
      iKelex 11 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’m gonna propose to my gf next month. Don’t worry, we’ve been dating since sophomore year of high school, and I’m finishing my masters in college now. Plenty of time. Known her my entire life anyway
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • For those who don’t know, members of the military usually tie the knot early because there’s no guarantee that they’ll make it back when they get deployed. Now, that might’ve made sense during WWII, Vietnam, and Afgan but serving in the military has gotten increasingly safer over the years.
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Jesus i can confirm that shit, my parents have been in an unhappy and toxic marriage for 20 years now after getting married while stationed in Germany. I’m 19 :) you can guess why they are sill together
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Getting married as a teenager in itself is just a bad idea.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I keep hearing this joke recently that military people marry chicks immediately
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Is it acceptable to marry after 2 years of a good relationship?
      UnderGod 11 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My friend(20) married a girl he knew for a year before going into military. All his boys kept telling him she’s a snake. 2 months into military, divorced. Now I get the pleasure of telling him I called it before they got married. Oof
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • TC and I’ll shave my hairy legs. I’ll post before and after pictures
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Only for her to cheat on him while he’s serving, tragic
      iRaditz 11 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • anyone does anything:*cricket noises. Army guy does the exact same thing: *Standing ovations and loud cheers.
      hodido 17 apr
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.