"City Tolk: "when the food runs out, we'll go to the rural areas and take from them.."
eallz argue over.
putin theintruck.
BasedGodEmperorTrump BasedGodEmperorTrump
9 oct 2020
"City Tolk: "when the food runs out, we'll go to the rural areas and take from them.." eallz argue over. putin theintruck.
The more learn about people, the more like my dog.
Mark Twain
FuckItDriveOn FuckItDriveOn
26 sep 2020
The more learn about people, the more like my dog. Mark Twain
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!"
{visible confusion}
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!" {visible confusion}
Vise
Fa
This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
arlenesullivan arlenesullivan
25 sep 2020
Vise Fa This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
starwarsthingsO
CLONE
We're just Cartoons. sir. We're meant to be kid shows
Not tome
Whats 21?
21 boy
YOU STUPID
Eivor Eivor
29 sep 2020
starwarsthingsO CLONE We're just Cartoons. sir. We're meant to be kid shows Not tome Whats 21? 21 boy YOU STUPID
When you meet your friends
Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?"
"When I hit puberty. you're first."
Robguy69 Robguy69
24 nov 2020
When you meet your friends Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?" "When I hit puberty. you're first."
HE'S A SITH LORD; HE'S IMPOSTER!
THE IMPOSTER!
'SCREE
MEETING
ANAKIN, MACE WINDU IS ACTING PRETTY SUS RIGHT NOW. -
RANT:
MACU WINDU WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER
Dravakin Dravakin
28 sep 2020
HE'S A SITH LORD; HE'S IMPOSTER! THE IMPOSTER! 'SCREE MEETING ANAKIN, MACE WINDU IS ACTING PRETTY SUS RIGHT NOW. - RANT: MACU WINDU WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER
Don't have anything too funny so here is my dog Waylon - Don't have anything too funny so here is my dog Waylon
ryan_gosling ryan_gosling
21 sep 2020
Don't have anything too funny so here is my dog Waylon - Don't have anything too funny so here is my dog Waylon
HEY! MY NAMES K. WHATS YOUR HAME?
JAMES
JAMES2 THATS NICE HAME
WHERE'S MY DADS
UH. HEY! WHAT YOU GOT THERES
MY DAG GAVEIT ME
WE CLOCKED THE LAUNCH
WHERE'S MY DAGDY?
BE WENT TO GO 00 SGMETHING. VERY
SPECIAL. AND HE WANTEO ME TO
STAY HERE. ANO TAKE CARE OF HIS BEST PAL
WHEN'S HESOMING BACKS
JAMES.
TE LOOK RIGHT HERE WILL TELL YQU THE THING EVER TO KRO
YOUR NANDY A HERG
MY BABBY AHERO
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
29 sep 2020
HEY! MY NAMES K. WHATS YOUR HAME? JAMES JAMES2 THATS NICE HAME WHERE'S MY DADS UH. HEY! WHAT YOU GOT THERES MY DAG GAVEIT ME WE CLOCKED THE LAUNCH WHERE'S MY DAGDY? BE WENT TO GO 00 SGMETHING. VERY SPECIAL. AND HE WANTEO ME TO STAY HERE. ANO TAKE CARE OF HIS BEST PAL WHEN'S HESOMING BACKS JAMES. TE LOOK RIGHT HERE WILL TELL YQU THE THING EVER TO KRO YOUR NANDY A HERG MY BABBY AHERO
*walks into debate club*
"you're all wrong"
*doesn't elaborate*
samn00ted27
10 apr
*walks into debate club* "you're all wrong" *doesn't elaborate*
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops?
Me:
OGmememaster OGmememaster
14 dec 2020
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops? Me:
Am Confused
are they laughing or eryting
Am Confused are they laughing or eryting
The best things in life are hot & round.
Pizza is life. Boobs are okay too.
sad_great sad_great
27 oct 2020
The best things in life are hot & round. Pizza is life. Boobs are okay too.
in a world filled with
Chad's, Kyle's, and
Becky's. always be a Jimmy
Moneyluv Moneyluv
29 jan
in a world filled with Chad's, Kyle's, and Becky's. always be a Jimmy
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?"
Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
banannanannaforreal banannanannaforreal
24 sep 2020
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?" Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Disillusioned With Democratic
Process, More Americans Throwing
Support Behind Aragorn, King Of
Gondor
Hugh_Cooltron Hugh_Cooltron
5 nov 2020
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Disillusioned With Democratic Process, More Americans Throwing Support Behind Aragorn, King Of Gondor
When your cheat meal turns into a 6 month long
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
24 feb
When your cheat meal turns into a 6 month long
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l
'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat
First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and
<isappointment, then when you take another bite your
'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be
'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is
\hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking
'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
BO
288,532 note:
Darkwolf244 Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note:
gucci gang
avery idiotic song sang by a rainbow mop with aluminum foil stuck to his teeth
Youre goddamn right.
fame fame
24 sep 2020
gucci gang avery idiotic song sang by a rainbow mop with aluminum foil stuck to his teeth Youre goddamn right.
IT IS TIME TO GO. no
acting kinda sus
Death was not An Impostor.
1 Impostor remains
Frickinator Frickinator
24 sep 2020
IT IS TIME TO GO. no acting kinda sus Death was not An Impostor. 1 Impostor remains